Sidney to Miss At Least Next Two Games

Sidney Crosby is out after not feeling 100% after taking a big hit on Monday night. It is believed that this is the hit in question, done in by teammate Chris Kunitz.

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Gretzky’s Daughter Triumphantly Returns to Twitter

Last week the perverted were titillated by photos of Wayne Gretzky’s 23-year old daughter Paulina. #99′s daughter had been posting sexy pics to her Twitter page but they were all removed, but not before every Canadian news site had a field day with them.

Luckily, as the above photo shows, she’s back showing some skin. I for one, look forward to her sex tape and/or reality show.

@PaulinaGretzky [Twitter]
Paulina Gretzky [Google Images]

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How Do You Lose a Shutout?

History was made last night in Calgary. Carolina goaltender Mike Murphy was credited with the loss despite not allowing a goal. Murphy came in after Cam Ward surrendered his 6th goal of the evening and the Hurricanes trailing by 3. The Canes immediately scored and Murphy, making his NHL debut stopped the only two shots he faced before pulled for an extra attacker. Jarome Iginla scored an empty netter to make it 7-4. Then Carolina scored two more making the game winning goal Iginla’s empty-netter. And with the empty netter as the decider, Murphy was on the hook for the loss.

Welcome to the league rookie.

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Gong Show

The Zamboini died at Wintersport Ice Arena.  Murph’s C was canceled last night, Murph’s B stay tuned for your status tonight.

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Dustin Brown: This End Up

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Flyers Unveil Winter Classic Jerseys

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Sid’s Back!

Tonight Sidney Crosby will return to the ice for the first time since January 5th, 2011. He’ll take the ice against the same team that knocked him out for 320 days and the same team that brawled with the Penguins on February, 11th.

Should be an interesting game.

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From the Commissioner’s Office

from the Commissioner’s office:

Hi Bernie,

We are well into the season so USAH Confirmation numbers should all be in by now. I only have a few from your team.

ASavage

If you haven’t yet….get me your USA HOCKEY registration as soon as possible.

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Rams Notch First W

Rams win 9-2 over the Bandits.   Goals from Sponge Bob Thor-pants, Amos & Brady, but for the most part it was the Baked, Carmesan, Stew line rallying for 6 goals.  Gil stood tall in the crease and gave the Rams their first Win of the season.  1-1-1.

Next up Zebras on Tuesday @ 10:40.

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The New Guys Shine, The Old Guys Were There Too

Big thanks to Carter for handling the write-up today.

General thoughts on game, write-up:

Thanks to the new guys, the Rams had 5-2 lead with 8 minutes left in the third period.

Thanks to the old guys, the Rams ended in a 5-5 tie.

New guys names are Stuart, Mike, and Clark.

Carmen doesn’t count as a new guy.

Seravalli is a really stupid hockey team name (thanks Bake)

Colin scored, but didn’t beat anyone up.

My early season 6-pack is a flawless washboard.

Rams break tie as Bake pours another beer while Seravalli leaves bar in the fourth period. Good win!

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