November 20, 2009
Can You Identify This Rink?
Can you identify the rink pictured in this 1961 photograph?
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November 10, 2009
Chart to NHL Suspensions
Have you wondered if there was any rhyme or reason into NHL suspensions? Well there is, here's the proof.
The NHL's Top Secret Flow Chart for Handing Out Suspensions
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October 20, 2009
Leo Gets Interviewed
When Leo Eisenstein of Grace Tavern Is Behind the Bar, Your Secret Is His Secret [Grub Street]
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September 24, 2009
Herb Brooks Pre-Game Speech
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September 16, 2009
Quick, Too The Man Cave
Fall means the beginning of another hockey season and of many more 4th periods that stretch through to Big Heads and beyond.
For 4th Period ideas there is a new spot that promises to be a "Man Cave Meets Temple of Beer," Brick House Tavern + Tap has opened at 2402 Easton Rd. Will its staff of attractive females dressed in less than the average Hooters girl call to our loins. Will the promise of Victory Hop Wallop on cask appeal to our inner-beer geek. Is it all too much? Will the corporate-vibe send us scurrying faster than when the K9 unit shows up in the parking lot?
Only time and investigation will tell.
Brick House Tavern + Tap [Official Site]
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Top Philly Bars on Foobooz
Check it out.
Top Bars in Philadelphia [f8b8z]
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July 01, 2009
Jenks and Berk Have a Conversation
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June 02, 2009
Gunning Night at WSC
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May 27, 2009
Suck It Cleary
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May 26, 2009
I'm Off the Hook
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May 15, 2009
Remember, tip your bartender
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May 08, 2009
Olives In Your Beer?
Add olives to your beer? It's not as far fetched as you might think.
Olives in Beer [BellaOnline]
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April 13, 2009
A Fond Farewell To Harry Kalas
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April 07, 2009
"Congrats Penguines enjoy the cup"
Back on September 21st, 2004, Jenks sent this picture out congratulating the Penguins on winning the WSL title. Right back at you.
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April 03, 2009
Looking For Somewhere to Watch the WFC Phillies?
I'll be at the Bards on Sunday for to throw back some cheap beers, $1 dogs and celebrate the launch of iSportacus and the opening of the 2009 Phillies season. You're all welcome to join me.
Phillies Party Sunday! [iSportacus]
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March 30, 2009
The Big Story Tonight....
Visit ActionNewsMe.Mushygushy.com
Free e-cards at MushyGushy.com
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March 17, 2009
Happy St. Patrick's Day
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March 09, 2009
Party Zamboni
eBay Motors has an offer the Wissahickon Skating Club should consider. It's a hot rod dragster Zamboni.
This is not your granny’s Zamboni. This thrill-show veteran has had some cosmetic surgery. After twenty-five years of cruising hockey rinks it now specializes in burn-outs and beach parties. Looks like a regular Zamboni until you pull the party starter. Then the lid raises up over the chip bin exposing a full tiki bar, grass skirts, bamboo mats, tiki dolls, exotic cocktails, disco lamps and a huge 454 c.i. Big Block Chevy to move it along.
Custom Zamboni - Hockey Hot Rod - Dragster - Big Fun [eBay Motors]
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March 03, 2009
This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse
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February 12, 2009
Finally More Pics Of Pecks
Yep, we've got Kevin and Nez's photos online now. Enjoy.
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February 05, 2009
More Photos Uploaded
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Today's Source of Rage
Manatees huddle for warmth [CNN]
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February 02, 2009
Oh God, There's More
Via the Associated Jenkins Press
I forgot about the encore....
....it is impossible to get the Berks out of bed, packed and moving. I think we left around 12:30, a good 2 hours after the last guys. We finally get on the road and Ryan Berk is riding shot gun and announces that he has to puke. We have only been in the car for about 8 minutes and we are still on the road that Brett's cabin is on; the skinny one with all the snow on the sides and no where to pull over. So he puts his fat head out the window and his hat blows off at 50 mph, followed by the spray of Labbott's, chili and a whole lot of shots all over the side of the car. Door and window. Dan Berk is now trapped in the back, unable to roll his window down for fear of letting in some chunder bits. This will be important later. Well, Berk still has to puke and he wants his hat back so we have to turn around. The only place I find to pull a u-turn is some guys drive-way with clearly posted signs of no trespassing. As soon as I pull into the drive-way, Berk blows another stomach full all over this guy’s property. Then, in the process of turning around, I get stuck in the snow, so he has to get out and push. Once we are free he leaves one more pile in the drive way while I waited for cars to pass so I could go back looking for the hat. By now the hat has been hit and passed so many times that it has blown up just short of the guy’s house we just violated. But I don't see it until I am already going back towards the cabin. I also notice that the hat is on a downward hill meaning that when I stop, I've got a good chance of catching a pick-up in the ass. When I am finally able to find a spot to make another u-turn, it is a hiking trail parking lot. Berk leaves his mark there as well. On the way back to the hat I floor it to create some space between me and whichever Billy Ray Cyrus fan may be behind me. When I cross the hill at about 60-65, the hat comes up quick. I slam on the brakes and we skid to the hat. Remember, in front of our new friend’s house. Dan Berk, now high (because that seemed to be the only logical think to do) can't help but recreate the scene this guy must have witnessed as he drank some coffee and looked out the window.
Some car pulls into his private driveway.
Some other guy pukes.
Then they get stuck.
The guy who puked is now pushing the car.
OK good, now they are leaving.
Oh wait, that guy puked again.
At least they are gone.
Now they are back? What is going on? Am I being robbed?
Slammed on brakes, get hat, speed away.
So now 40 minutes into our trip we are 6 miles away from the cabin. If anyone remembers, Dan Berk drew on Ryan with a sharpie the night before. Ryan is not happy and vows revenge. Dan claims that the stomach veil he left all over the side of the car should suffice for any ink on his ear. Ryan initially agrees. Until Dan starts farting....and unable to roll his window down due to the possibility of barf coming in, we all have to sit there and eat it. Ryan is not doing so well. We are forced to pull over yet again. This time a McDonalds so Ryan can go inside and call some dinosaurs for about 15 minutes. Ryan blames this second puke episode solely on Dan and claims he now owes him again and will piss on Dan's tooth bush. Dan doesn't agree to this and reply's that if Ryan does piss on his tooth brush, that he will poop in Ryan's shoe. This back and forth continues for most of the ride home.
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Pecks Pond Slideshow
Send me your pics and I'll add them to the photo gallery.
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Ryan Berk puts exclamation point on Sh*t Show Cup performance
Via the Associated Jenkins Press
PIKE COUNTY (Pa) - The bar was placed high....who could imagine someone with the audacity, determination and liver capacity to knock a walking comatose version of a human wearing a chicken costume from the pond hockey pedestal. Where could one draw the inspiration to out fox the anti-Semitic comments made while chastising another who chose to stay at home and not punch his gong-fest time card. His attempt on the only female in the house was pure genius and the stuff that face slapping one liners are made of. And surely, any mortal human would succumb to falling in the fire if they even attempted to pickle their insides at the caliber and intensity that the Goat portrayed during night 1 of the Shit Show. Enter Ryan Berk. This daring individual pulled out all the stops on night 2 to surpass the Goat and launch himself in to pond hockey history to capture the inaugural Shit Show Cup Award. The passing of the old guard may have begun mid-day on the pond during day 2. In what may have been a symbolic foreshadow of the night to come (as well as the new hit single by Bernie and Dan Berk), the chicken suit wearing Goat challenged Berk to a battle while wearing a giant banana. The result was summed up in the lyrics by the younger of the Kenzo brothers in "Bannannnnnnnaaaaa fcuked the chickeeeeennnnnn, cuz the @sshole wuz gooooooddddd". While some may classify this as Goat passing the baton, most viewed it as Berk ripping said baton from the frozen, hung-over chicken wing of the early favorite and running into the history books. The relationship between past and present was smoothed over as the two repositioned the keg to sit between them.
Ryan Berk was never the dark horse though. Vegas odds put him at 3-5 to win this award, ironically the same odds given to The Goat. But it may have been The Goat's full throttle sprint out of the chicken coup on night 1 followed by him hitting a wall on night two, resulting in him passing out in a chair while wearing a seizure helmet and a mining light, that fueled the giant banana to step up his game. Berk had a pretty impressive night 1 himself, orchestrating numerous toboggan runs, terrible gas, and being the master of ceremonies for the now famous match between Chris Halligan and Bill Cleary....resulting in Bernie and Dan Berks second hit in the same tone as the first "Halliiigggaaaannnnnn fcuked the Cleeeeaaaarrryyyyy, cuz the @sshole wuz goooooood". Make no mistake about it though.....it was Ryan Berk performance on night 2 that sealed the win and looks to push any future Shit Show Award candidate to the brink of insanity or a flight to Betty Ford. When the keg shared by the two beer behemoths was kicked, and the Goat was looking for Jones' bed, it was Ryan Berk who decided it was time to put the Cleary's and children to bed and go out looking for dinner. Leading the charge to the bar, eye-witnesses claimed that the pride of Kensington was in rare form. Ordering shots for multiple people, drinking all of them and proclaiming his love of the Flyers to some poor guy who happened to put on a black and orange hat that evening. While his night at the bar may have been cut short at the request of the bartender, it was the events that transpired back at the cabin for which Berk will remain famous. With the grace and poise of a bull in a china shop, our hero preformed many a cartwheel, attempted back flips and even challenged a coffee table to a shoving match. After putting our friend Corey in a leg scissor grip and surviving a 'Shark Fin' attack by his brother, the giant banana finally succumbed to his alcohol consumption and his night ended as abruptly as Cleary's manhood with Berk passing out on the floor next to one of the pieces of Brett's furniture that he broke with a flying Timberland. Once Dr. Agostino verified the presence of a pulse and positioned our blue ribbon participant on his side, the curtain came down and the cup could be awarded.
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Major Award Up For Grabs
Jenkins makes a major argument for Ryan Berk in the above post.
Thanks to Brett and Nicole for being such good hosts and to everyone else who brought stuff so we were neither hungry nor thirsty.
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January 28, 2009
F-Brazilian Steak Houses
Gentlemen,
If you want to get down with your inner Lord of the Flies self, this sounds like the way to do it.
Whole suckling pig at Amada.
Feast for the Ages at Amada [Foobooz]
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January 03, 2009
Beer Does A Body Good
Good news about that post game beer.
A beer after playing a game of football, a long run, or a strenuous round of golf can be good for the body, scientists say.
In a rare piece of good news for those who like a pint, Spanish researchers say beer can help someone who is dehydrated retain liquid better than water.
Beer after sport 'is good for the body' [Daily Telegraph]
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December 17, 2008
Spectrum Photos
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November 12, 2008
Strange Animal
A strange animal was spotted at the Phillies parade on October 31st.
It was part chicken, part man and part something else. But what?
Ah yes, part goat!
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October 30, 2008
Phillies Win World Series
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October 27, 2008
Phillies Game 5 Post
Anyone looking to loot celebrate the Phillies tonight come on downtown. Amos, me and whoever else shows up will be doing a bar sprint starting from Pub & Kitchen (20th and Lombard) around 7, hitting up some other bars as we head towards Broad Street and our hopeful date with Destiny.
Anger, pain washing away as Phillies stand on brink of title [ESPN.com]
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October 16, 2008
Phillies In World Series
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October 07, 2008
Earth Bread + Brewery Finally Set To Open
Well all summer we hoped that Earth Bread + Brewery was going to open just down from McMennamin's. But the PLCB dragged their feet long enough that it never became an after Sunday hockey option. But Thursday the brewpub and flatbread spot will finally open.
Sounds pretty darn good.
Sneak Peek At Earth Bread + Brewery
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September 24, 2008
Hippy Art Show
Come out and get wet this weekend at the New Hope Arts & Crafts Show. I'll be exhibiting my horseshoe art. Come purchase something nice for your significant other. It runs Saturday from 10 to 6 and Sunday 10 to 5. There will be over 100 exhibitors there. Should be a good show minus the rain.
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September 10, 2008
Joey, have you ever...
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August 22, 2008
Hurray Bacon
Everyone loves bacon. Disagree? This flowchart will show you it's true. Everyone loves bacon. Even Dante.
Bacon Flowchart [Incredimazing]
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August 13, 2008
Hey Ref....
A friend writes for a Washington Capitals/hockey blog, On Frozen Blog and is doing a poll on best ref heckles. I submitted my "Dvorski called. He wants his cataracts back" smack from spring league and it made the final list.
Check it out and cast your vote.
Hey Ref! The Finalists Await Your Votes [On Frozen Blog]
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August 08, 2008
Happy Friday
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August 07, 2008
Hello Olga
http://view.break.com/527579 - Watch more free videos
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July 28, 2008
Dock Street Beer, Mexican Food, Thor's Birthday
The main floor has a lounge and bar area with plenty of room. So come on over, bring your friends, have a drink (there's good beer), eat some of Jose Garces' take on Mexican food and make some snide comment about how old I am.
Distrito is at 40th and Chestnut, decent amounts of on street parking plus a parking garage across the street. Festivities will kick off at 7:30. Wisdom will dwindle as the night goes on.
Give a shout if you're planning on coming by.
- Art
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July 22, 2008
Yeah Beer!
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July 14, 2008
Despite Wheel Chair No One Goes Down Hill
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June 13, 2008
Muddle This
Yo boys. Yours truly will be a judge at the Mojito Olympics this Monday night at the Rum Bar in Center City.
Come watch the city's best bartenders create the world's hottest cocktails.
Judges include:
Preston & Steve's Caseboy
Lacroix Chef Matthew Levin
Foobooz editor Arthur Etchells
Starts at 6pm, $8 gets you in and a complimentary mojito. You also get to sample the competitors mojitos and get half-off subsequent mojitos.
Mojito the Moment [City Paper]
Rules after the jump.
Fastest Muddle. You will be timing the competitors in how fast they can make 10 mojitos. You will take points off if the drink doesnt look or taste like it was made properly. Each bartender will be setting up their station, then making the drinks. Youll taste em to check their quality, then the rest will get passed to the guests. Then the next bar will go. This could be the easiest event to judge since about 80% of the score will be based on the time.
Best Traditional. The bartenders will try to impress you with their restaurant's traditional mojito using only approved ingredients. This will be the toughest competition to judge, as many of the mojitos could taste similar, and about 80% of the score will be based on overall taste. Each bartender will be making 5 of these. One for each judge and 2 to disperse to all the guests. Just some advice... dont finish the mojitos until all are made. If you get drunk by the 4th competitor, obviously scores could be inaccurate.
Best in Show. The bartenders will now try to wow you with their own creation using any ingredient they wish, as long as it includes a rum, an herb, a citrus, and a sweetener. Points will be graded on taste, creativity, appearance, and method. Again, they'll be making 5 mojitos dispersed the same way.
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June 10, 2008
Miracle On Ice Recreated On Nintendo
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May 28, 2008
Pecks Pond
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May 27, 2008
WSL Has A Better Trophy
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April 21, 2008
Can't Touch A Flame When It's Red Hot
Posted by aetchells at 02:00 PM | Comments (6)
April 18, 2008
Is Carmen a Ram?
This photo sure shows a smiling Carmen sporting a Rams jersey.
In these days of a salary capped Wintersport CML could this mean RR is on his way out? Would Hoagie sign him?
Does RR look good in green stripes?
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April 14, 2008
Explosion of Taste In My Mouth
Yeah I said it. What can you do?
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April 08, 2008
Jenkins Misses Game
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March 31, 2008
2008 Manatees Dance Squad
It's obvious the Marlins have to do something to entertain fans after trading away all their star attractions. But dancing fat guys?
Posted by aetchells at 09:56 AM | Comments (1)
March 26, 2008
Cheesesteak Warning Signs
Hey I'm working on something for Foobooz/the Metro regarding cheesesteaks.
The premise is there are certain warning signs to look for and if you see too many of them abort your cheesesteak purchase. Do you guys have any other warning signs that you're about to have a craptastic steak?
Vernacular - We know that everyone outside of the Delaware Valley refers to a cheesesteak as a "Philly cheesessteak." But if you're within 30 miles of 9th and Passyunk the word "Philly" is a tip off that this is not an authentic cheesesteak. And never order a steak with cheese. This is always a fraud steak sandwich. Also cheesesteak is one word and Microsoft Word should know this.
Non Kraft Whiz - Even if you prefer your steak with provolone or American cheese you should always be on the lookout for non-Kraft cheese spreads. If they're skimping on the quality of the Whiz what are the chances they are using good meat?
Hunts Ketchup - Similar to the Kraft Whiz key is the non-Heinz rule. There is only one true ketchup and it is Heinz. Sure we've tasted homemade ketchup from XXXX and it's great. But for a steak sandwich, they had better be serving up Heinz.
Condiments are optional - If a menu describes the steak sandwich as having hot peppers, mushrooms or anything besides cheese and onions in the description, it's not a real cheesesteak, it's a cheesesteakesque. Buyer beware!
Bread Choices - Steak sandwiches come on a long roll, often from Amoroso. Steak sandwiches are not served on Kaiser rolls, pita bread or in wraps.
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March 06, 2008
Horse's Ass
Check out Brett as he gets under a horse. No, there's no gurgling.
Watch the video
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February 26, 2008
Closed Captioning
Versus has not sprung for the good closed captioning program. During last night's game the closed captioning credited the Flyers tying goal to Archie Hamburger.
Then they managed to trump that with a promo for tonight's Caps game featuring the red hot Alexander Blowback Chicken.
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February 21, 2008
Pecks Pond 2008 Photos
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February 18, 2008
Pond Hockey Championships
THE BIG GAME ON A LITTLE POND IN PLASTER ROCK
Life is good when you can skate into the beer tent"
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February 15, 2008
Are You Ready?
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February 06, 2008
Fresh Start For Philadelphia Brewing Co.
Cool cover story on Bill and Nancy Barton, the driving force behind the old Yards and the new Philadelphia Brewing Co. Look to get a taste of their first beers by the end of the month.
Posted by aetchells at 09:31 AM | Comments (4)
January 15, 2008
I Love Frank Zamboni
Hockey pioneer Frank Zamboni, Jr. was born on this day in 1901. Pour some out for your dead homey.
Posted by aetchells at 04:54 PM | Comments (1)
January 11, 2008
Bad Idea Jeans Idea of the Week
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January 09, 2008
Beer Week
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December 28, 2007
Would A Fat Goalie Be A Good Goalie?
Author Todd Gallagher asks the question that has at least crossed our minds once or twice. More often if you played for Murphy's a few years ago.
Could a morbidly obese goalie shut out an NHL team?
Andy Roddick Beat me With a Frying Pan [Wall Street Journal]
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December 17, 2007
Happy Valley Hockey
In fact, general manager Paul Holmgren already has some plans in mind — namely a game between the Flyers and Penguins at Penn State.That's not a typographical error: Penn State, Beaver Stadium, 100,000 rabid hockey fans shouting their heads off, all under the stars.
“I don't know if it's even feasible,” Holmgren said Saturday night, “because to have ice outside at an outdoor stadium you have to have certain temperatures. So I have no idea, I've never been to Happy Valley personally but I think it would be kind of cool.”
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December 11, 2007
What Was Number One?
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December 07, 2007
Another Stop After WSC Hockey
There's a brew pub coming soon near Wissahickon.
Tom Baker who was the acclaimed brewer behind Heavyweight Brewing is opening a brew pub in Mt. Airy early this spring. They promise flatbreads and delicious beer.
Earth Bread + Brewery [Foobooz]
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December 01, 2007
Fire!!!
Zamboni fire forces Aston ice rink evacuation
A zamboni caught fire while resurfacing the ice after a high school game at a suburban Philadelphia rink.The Ice Works filled with smoke about 11:30 p.m. Friday and the facility was evacuated. No injuries were reported. The zamboni was badly damaged.
Posted by aetchells at 01:39 PM | Comments (3)
November 30, 2007
Phillies Unveil Alternate Uniforms
It's not a hockey jersey but it ain't bad.
Posted by aetchells at 09:45 AM | Comments (4)
November 27, 2007
Stick Repair Company
Since the introduction of the composite hockey stick, there has been a need for a proven reliable repair process for the hockey community. Recognizing this need, Stick Fix Inc. has perfected a repair process that repairs your stick at a fraction of the cost of buying a new one.
Posted by aetchells at 08:11 AM | Comments (1)
November 22, 2007
No Turkey Day MVP But Still A Trophy For Dan
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November 13, 2007
Will You Be There? Will Eddie?
This Friday night November 16th, philly2night.com invades the greater northeast with a VIP Party. It’s $5.00 admission if you’re on the list. Enjoy $2.00 Coors Light $2.00 Black Haus and $2.00 U-Call-it’s until from 10PM till 12.
Guestlist:
http://www.philly2night.com/event/37495/
This place is jammed packed every Friday night and this night will be no different. Octane will be live on stage along with 2 DJ’s spinning all the hottest cuts.
Joker’s Bar and Grill
7312 Castor Ave
Philadelphia, PA
215-725-6201
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November 02, 2007
A Better Hoe
Posted by aetchells at 11:39 AM | Comments (9)
October 31, 2007
Maritime Speed Bumps
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October 30, 2007
CNN Shows Restraint
Kudos to CNN for only showing this clip seven times during its minute and a half segment.
The Zapruder film was shown to the Warren Commission less often.
Posted by aetchells at 01:22 PM | Comments (1)
October 26, 2007
Denny's Story Is Still Better
Drinking stories that put yours to shame
Turns out, the best drinking stories in history are actually, well, historical. So raise a glass to your forefathers and marvel at these tales.
Posted by aetchells at 01:27 PM | Comments (4)
October 17, 2007
Great Hextall Video
This is who the Zebras goalie wishes he was.
Posted by aetchells at 01:25 PM | Comments (1)
October 09, 2007
Geek Alert
Wintersport via Google Street View
Google just launched their Street View application for Philadelphia. It's wicked cool for your inner map geek.
Posted by aetchells at 02:33 PM | Comments (4)
Pour House Season Kickoff Party
This season the Rams are proud to announce that the Pour House in East Falls will be a sponsor. As part of the fun we're hosting a party there Friday, October 19th. It's going to be $20 per person for all you can drink from 8-11 PM. We'll have the upstairs so invite all your friends. And of course this means all our Penguin friends too.
Posted by aetchells at 01:14 PM | Comments (3)
October 03, 2007
Karma Baby
If you're stuck at work watch live via mlb.com. There's a link to TBS Hot Corner.
You can watch the game from the angle of your choice.
Posted by aetchells at 03:07 PM | Comments (0)
September 29, 2007
How About Them Phillies!
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September 27, 2007
Johnny Goodtimes on MyFoxPhilly
Hey as you may know I share a house with Philadelphia's true man of leisure, Johnny Goodtimes. Well Goodtimes hosts quizzo, a bar quiz for the uninitiated and he's taken that little enterprise to video and the Internet.
You have to check it out. Quizzo with Johnny Goodtimes [MyFoxPhilly]
Posted by aetchells at 03:34 PM | Comments (0)
Carter and Some Hockey Guys
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Nirvana On A Bun
We talked about it a couple weeks back. But here's the picture.
Andouille Stuffed Pork Loin Pork loin stuffed with Andouille sausage with Cajun mayonnaise & spicy chili pepper relish served on a French roll with kettle chips.
Posted by aetchells at 08:19 AM | Comments (0)
September 25, 2007
Special Delivery For Rams
Just how were the Rams jerseys delivered in time for the Rams pre-season owner? Well in part the jerseys were delivered by Bike as Kierstan wore ten plus and carried the rest via bicycle late night from Thor's place.
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Oktoberfest This Saturday
This Saturday Ludwig's Garten downtown is hosting their annual Oktoberfest. It's a great time and Thor is sure to be there. So if you aren't going to a wedding this Saturday, come on down, drop me a line and we'll drink enough German beer that invading Russia in the winter will seem like a good idea.
Wooo!
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September 23, 2007
Winners!
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September 22, 2007
One Athlete, One Day
So take a look at history and pick one athlete you could be for one day. Who would it be?
Reggie Jackson when he hit 3 homeruns in a World Series game.
Ali in the thrilla in Manilla.
Eruzione against the Soviets.
Magic Johnson vs. the Sixers at Center.
Bo versus the Seattle Seahawks.
Wilt gets 100.
Gretzky scores 5 to get 50 goals in 39 games.
Laettner scores winner against Kentucky.
Tiger on a Sunday at a major.
Steve Young's 6 TDs in a Super Bowl
Fedorov and an underage Kournikova
One athlete, one day, who would you be?
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September 17, 2007
Wood Duck Fall Open
Are you in for the fall edition of the Wood Duck Open?
Gunning Booty Art?
Jenkins Goat
R. Berkery Rob Mellissen
D. Berkery Quenzer
Glen Cory
Jones Yashin
Dr. Jones Carmen
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September 08, 2007
Perfect Sandwich?
Lambeau Field Club Box special menu
Carved Sandwich (located on sixth floor indoor club seats): Andouille Stuffed Pork Loin Pork loin stuffed with Andouille sausage with Cajun mayonnaise & spicy chili pepper relish served on a French roll with kettle chips.
Yes, pork stuffed with pork!
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August 24, 2007
Commentary On The Media
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August 09, 2007
Don't Get Any Ideas Dowell
"I was in Los Angeles, and the team was playing in San Diego , but I didn't know it. I had taken LSD..... I thought it was an off-day, that's how come I had it in me. I took the LSD at noon. At 1pm, his girlfriend and trip partner looked at the paper and said, "Dock, you're pitching today!"
"That's when it was $9.50 to fly to San Diego. She got me to the airport at 3:30. I got there at 4:30, and the game started at 6:05pm. It was a twi-night doubleheader.
I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria.
I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times.
The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to
powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
The Pirates won the game, 2-0, although Ellis walked eight batters. It was the highpoint in the baseball career of one of the finer pitchers of his time, and arguably,one of the greatest achievements in the history of sports.
Another picture after the jump.
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July 31, 2007
Name The Ram
OK, I've bought this bad-ass cane with a Ram on top. But the Ram needs a name? Any suggestions would of course be appreciated.
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July 28, 2007
Caption This Photo
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July 15, 2007
10,000 Losses
10,000 losses by Glenside's own..... The Manny Trio
Download the MP3
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July 13, 2007
Canadians Break Tie in Study
From the Slow News Day Desk of Jive Turkey
The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
Canadians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
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July 09, 2007
Wiffle Ball Turns 54
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July 06, 2007
Drink Your Wheaties
Hey if anyone is interested, there's a small wheat beer festival going on at the South Philadelphia Tap Room tomorrow afternoon. Several local brewers (Sly Fox, Victory, etc.) will be pouring $3 pints of wheat beers from 2 PM onward.
South Philadelphia Tap Room is located in the heart of South Philly, 15th and Mifflin Streets. It is also where there was almost a fight over manatees. I highly recommend sampling the Newbold Spuds and wild boar burrito as you down your beers.
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Paris Hilton - Hockey Player
Paris Hilton was high-school hockey 'sensation'
Shortly before her international celebrity, Paris Hilton was a wobbly teenage hockey player who was asked to leave her New England boarding school for calling limousines to depart campus at will, according to Hilton's schoolmates and teachers.
Thanks to Jenkins for sending this in.
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June 29, 2007
Do You Dig Pig?
Do you like bacon? Do you think pork is da bomb. Do you think you like it as much as this guy?
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June 28, 2007
Sea Cow Orgy
Mating Manatees Stop Traffic in Central Florida
A group of manatees in the mood stopped traffic on the Melbourne Causeway.
Florida Fish & Wildlife experts say it's best to leave the manatees alone.
"These manatees attract a lot of attention, a lot of people call them in as sick or injured or dead. They're not. They're fine," said FWC spokesperson Ann Spellman.
And oh yes, there's video.
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Goons Forever
This summer marks the 30th anniversary of the release of Slapshot. As part of the anniversarythe Hanson brothers are featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated "Where Are They Now" issue.
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June 23, 2007
This Achilles Has Me In Stitches
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June 16, 2007
Interview With Booty
When you can't move around you invent little tasks for yourself like, clean out the e-mail inbox. And in doing so I found this great, previously unreleased interview with Booty before the 2006 Memorial Day Tournament.
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June 14, 2007
More Of Dean
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June 13, 2007
Pork & Chocolate Together At Last
Deep milk chocolate coats your mouth and leads to the crunch of smoked bacon pieces. Surprise your mouth with the smoked salt and sweet milk chocolate combination.
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June 12, 2007
Pour A Dollop Out For Our Dead Homie
He left the world a better place, without him "wiz wit" wouldn't mean anything to anyone.
We salute you, Edwin Traisman, inventor of Cheez Whiz AND McDonalds fries. Traisman passed away at 91, evidently he was smart enough to stay away from his inventions, 'cause he knew what crap went in them.
But anyway, next time you order a cheesesteak extra whiz, think about the man who made it all possible, Edwin Traisman.
McDonald’s fries, Cheez Whiz scientist dies [MSNBC]
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Drunk Dean
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June 06, 2007
Swear Jar
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June 04, 2007
Meat Orgy
Sir, can I interest you in some filet wrapped in bacon?Fogo de Chão Tuesday night?
Anyone interested in going to the pre-eminent Brazilian steak house in Philadelphia tomorrow night?
It's $45 per person, all you can eat. 15 types of meat.
Leo, Tim Joyce, Kierstan, Thor and Golin are in. Are you man enough?
Fogo de Chão [Foobooz]
Fogo de Chão [Official Site]
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June 03, 2007
We're Back Baby!
REPAIR TABLE mt_comment
That's all it took to bring PhiladelphiaRams.com back from the dead.
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May 08, 2007
Party Pics
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Wood Duck Open
Boys,
The 3rd Annual Wood Duck Open is quickly approaching (Saturday June 2, 2007) and I would like a final head count by May 19, 2007. Please post a comment below if you are not on the list below and are planning on playing. The list includes the following people so far:
Booty, Dowell, Vern, Amos’ friend, Carmen
Jenkins, Carter, Vern’s friend, Golin
Art, Bake, Ryan Berkery, Shoup
Brnich, Lou, Jameson Jaw, Bill Mellissen
Quenzer, Brett, Amos, Snappy
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May 04, 2007
Hurt Feelings Form
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April 17, 2007
Whaaaaaaaat?
Up with the liquor while down with the cup [NHL.com]
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April 16, 2007
B-Side Prophets This Tuesday
Bernie's B-Side Prophets will be playing Grape Street in Manayunk this Tuesday starting at 10 PM.
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April 13, 2007
To Make Up For The Last Two Videos
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I <3 the Internets
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April 12, 2007
Ladies And Gentlemen, The Dale Hawerchucks
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April 11, 2007
Oh The....
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April 10, 2007
What Will You Do On Your Day With The Cup?
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April 05, 2007
Art's Least Favorite Hockey Team
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March 07, 2007
From All Of Us, To All Of You
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March 05, 2007
Squirrel Problem? No Problem!
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February 26, 2007
Wood Duck Open Dates
Here are possible dates for the 3rd Wood Duck open at Twining Valley Golf Club. Let me know which date is best and we can start to get this thing organized.
- Saturday April 28, 2007
- Saturday May 19, 2007
- Saturday June 2, 2007
Barnyard, we’re coming for that Duck.
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February 21, 2007
Hockey In Miami
Noted former Ram and spring league shootout sniper Corey Abrams is bartending at Copa Miami on Chestnut Street.
Tomorrow he's hosting a Hockey Night In Miami promotion that will feature classic hockey movies and games as well as drink specials and giveaways.
Copa Miami is located between 17th and 18th on Chestnut Street. The deals go from 6 to 9 PM.
Complete details at Foobooz.
Are you in?
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February 16, 2007
Anyone Have Off Monday?
I actually have Presidents Day off and was thinking about hitting up Fogo de Chão for lunch. It's an all you can eat orgy of meat for just $24. Bacon wrapped filet and fourteen other meats. Anyone want to join me?
Check it out [Foobooz]
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February 06, 2007
Pecks Pond
Nicole and Brett were up to the cabin this weekend to find 3 to 4 inches of snow on the pond. After about 8 hours of shoveling over Saturday and Sunday. We have the most beautiful rink of black ice ever. The weather for this week is promising so things are looking great for the upcoming weekend.
Directions after the jump.
Take 309 north to 78 east.
Take 78 east to 33 north.
Take 33 north to 80 east / 209 north.
Take 80 east / 209 north to Marshals Creek exit 309 which is 209 north.
Once off 80 after about 4 miles on 209 north you will come to a "dead end" traffic light.
Turn right and in a few hundred feet you will come to another traffic light.
Make a left at this light (there will be a Mr. Z's supermarket to your right).
After you make your left you will make your first right in less than 100 feet onto 402 north.
Stay on 402 north all the way to Pecks Pond (it will take you about 25 minutes).
You will pass the Inn at Pecks Pond on your right followed by the Pecks Pond Store.
Once past the store SLOW DOWN because my place is about the fifth house past the store on your right.
Look for the "Al's Nest" sign at the end of the driveway and the house is red.
Good luck to all.....
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January 26, 2007
Fourth Period
UPDATE: The Penguins get in on the fun!
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January 20, 2007
Colin Finds True Love At AVN Show
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January 12, 2007
Wednesday Night
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January 11, 2007
Guess Who???
Can you name the Lagerhead?
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December 28, 2006
Not Bad For A Pee-Wee
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December 15, 2006
Will It Blend?
Hey have you ever what would happen if you put three hockey pucks in a blender and turned it on? Well I hadn't either, but luckily there are people like the fine people of willitblend.com who are thinking about stuff like blending hockey pucks.
Enjoy
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December 08, 2006
In-n-Out
Rams face the Blades Saturday at 8:50 PM.
Who's in, who's out?
OUT: Bernie, Aldo, Tim
IN: Kratzer????
Remember your USA Hockey Registration Forms.
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December 05, 2006
New Hockey Card
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November 28, 2006
Brett Horger Reports...
Nicole and I went to the Pens - Rangers game this past Saturday in Pittsburgh. Jagr scored with like four minutes left in the third to tie the game and assisted on the game winning goal with 2.2 seconds left in overtime. What a beautiful moment to experience. I never thought I would hear so many mullets boo at one time and enjoy the sound of it so much nor did I think I would ever root for Jagr.
Great game! See you fellas Wednesday....
Brett
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November 27, 2006
More Boobs
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November 26, 2006
Now Do You Believe Me?
I've texted many of you, imploring you to come out with me on a Wednesday night to see this ridiculously hot bartender. Each time, I've been blown off, delayed, or otherwise poo-pooed. Well Johnny Goodtimes' showed up. And now he's engaged to her.
Congratulations to Johnny Goodtimes.
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November 08, 2006
F The Election
Evidently there's a Britney Spears sex tape out there. Obviously not safe for work but evidently fleshbot.com has the goods!
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November 02, 2006
This Week's Sign Of The Apacolypse
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October 24, 2006
Grab a Leinie
New beer for you Hoegaarden lovers to try. Leinenkugel has come to Philadelphia. The seventh oldest brewer in the US is now shipping their Honey Weiss to Philadelphia from their home state of Wisconsin. Look for it to be popping up on taps around the area.
Another wheat beer that's been tasting especially good this Fall is Sly Fox's Royal Weisse. Mmmmmm, yummmm. Pouring as recently as a week ago at the Royal Tavern.
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October 20, 2006
Keeley Hazell Makes Me Feel Tingly
Well Philadelphiarams.com is certainly back this week. And just to make sure you know it, we leave you this weekend with a picture of Keeley Hazell and her all-natural wonderfulness.
Have a great weekend and see you at the rink!
Keely Hazell [Hollywood Tuna]
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PRISM Signs Off
Ahh, PRISM, if you grew up in Philadelphia you have to have fond memories of PRISM. And not just of their late Saturday night programming.
Here's the sign-off of their last broadcast.
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October 19, 2006
Jessica Alba Makes Shopping Hot
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September 28, 2006
Z to the 3
Zdaldo speaks!
Hello everyone, If you don't already have plans maybe you'd like to come listen to my new acoustic styled trio - Martini Fuzz (bass, acoustic and electric guitar with 3 part harmonies), it's a reduced set of the full band I used play out with back in the day and we still perform all the popular stuff but now within pretty cool sounding arrangements.
We are playing this Friday night, Sept, 29, 2006 at the Swedes Inn, Swedesboro, NJ
The Swedes Inn has a cool setting for bringing your wife or girlfriend, there's always a few single people but generally more couples
No cover charge
Gig Time - Start around 9:00-9:30PM, end around 12:00AM
Here's the website for directions : http://www.swedesinn.com/
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September 26, 2006
So I Was Thinking Of Judging The Javelin Toss
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September 24, 2006
Viking Brother Spotted
Sweden - Reports today from Swedish intelligence say Sven Etchels, twin brother to Thor, was attending a Spongebob festival in the capital city.
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September 12, 2006
Comedian Bill Burr Rants Against Philly
This is one hell of a rant.
Watch the movie
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Jenkins Survives Triathlon, Thousands Disappointed
Jenkins managed to register on time for his mini-triathlon this year, didn't have a heart attack and die, and even finished a respectable 139 out of 425, just 60 spots behind Stanley Cup winner Justin Williams.
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Flumfest 8!
Looking for something to do this weekend? Friday>Sun (Saturday is main flum day.)
Flumfest 8! at Doubleday Farm (Carlisle,PA.) About a two hour drive to this Field of Dreams. Come out for; beer, horseshoes, fishing (bring your rod), softball, live music, late night antics, and more beer. $25 covers camping/beer. Bring food, though we will be cooking burgers/dogs on Saturday. We have a barn if it rains and there are rooms available at the bed and breakfast on location. All hockey players/wives/sigotters welcome.
Head WEST on the PA TURNPIKE.
After crossing the Susquahanna River (with beautiful 3 Mile Island on your left), you'll go about another 15 miles to the Carlisle Exit.
Stay in the right hand lane as you go through the tool booth. Take the right hand exit off the exit ramp to Route 11 South. Take 11 South in to the town of Carlisle and pick up Route 74 North to Landisburg.
You will travel approx. 10 miles from down town Carlisle. You will take Rt. 74 North up and over a mountain (Waggoner¹s Gap) and not make any turns offs.
When you get to the top of the mountain there is a Tower. When you go down the other side of the mountain approx. 3 miles you should pass Milt¹s garage and three streets up on the right turn right on Pine Hill Road.
You go back Pine Hill Road 1 mile and the farm is on the right with a big sign in front and white picket fence. If you get to a restaurant/bar called The Inn 74 you passed Pine Hill Road. (THERE IS A PINE HILL ROAD ON THE
CARLISLE SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN‹DO NOT TURN OFF ON THIS ROAD IT DOES NOT CONNECT TO OUR PINE HILL ROAD)
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September 11, 2006
Goat Wedding
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
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Salt Lake City
A friend of mine was recently in Salt Lake City where he was struck by this statue of a boy sitting on his father's shoulders.
But look what happens to the shadows after nightfall.
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September 10, 2006
Sundays
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September 09, 2006
Doublemint Twins
Double your pleasure,
Double your fun,
With Doublemint,
Doublemint, chewing gum!
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August 25, 2006
Valentina Zeliaeva
Whatever jersey we choose, we should definitely have Valentina model it.
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So What Do You Guys Talk About
So, a couple of the wives wonder... what do you guys talk about till 2 am on Thursday nights/Friday mornings. well, Schmidt's Gay beer commercials came up last night. And The Goat's Bro got so excited he extended the conversation to how he and the Goat used to have dancing contests in their basement. While the crack staff at Philadelphiarams.com couldn't find footage of the Schmidt's Gay beer commercials from SNL, one faithful viewer dug this out of his Goat Family films. Enjoy.
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August 23, 2006
Fall For Drinking!
Whether the traditional Oktoberfests, or other regional beer fests, Fall is definitely a high point in beer drinking fun.
This Saturday at Stoudt's Brewery in Adamstown you'll find their second beer celebration of the summer. There are two sessions and twelve brewers on tap.
In September things really heat up as on the 10th, the 2nd Annual Jenkintown Brew Fest is held. After being a rousing success last year, it's back and bigger.
September 17th brings Sippin By The River to Penn's Landing. Always a good time and benefits Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America.
Then on the 23rd Ludwig's Garten hosts their always awesome Oktoberfest out on Sansom Street. Lots of great beer, pigs on spits, and live music.
In October head to the mushroom capital of the world, Kennett Square for their 9th Annual Kennett Brew Fest. And it's a big one, 38 confirmed breweries so far!
Not to be outdone, Newtown is getting into the act with their first beer tasting, live blues, food and fun on Saturday, October 21st. They promise over 30 breweries, brewpubs, and beer importers will be present.
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August 22, 2006
Wow, That's Ridiculous
I apologize for not having posting any pictures of hot women for awhile. There's just too many disgusting pictures of Lindsay Lohan out there to risk looking for hot babes.
But Jessica Biel comes to the rescue.
Some more pictures of Jessica.
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August 16, 2006
Screw Malkin, Where's Denny
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August 14, 2006
Appearing At A Laundry Room Near You
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August 12, 2006
Be Prepared
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.
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August 11, 2006
This Week's Sign Of The Apacolypse
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August 10, 2006
Hot News
political discussions have been banned from tonight's
skate. So please do not comment on this photo.
Wang and Dowell are in the pipes.
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Feel Free To Name Drop
City Paper: Top 5 Philly Food Blogs
Number One: Foobooz
Foobooz (food plus booze—get it?) is only four months old, but it's already making headway as one of Philadelphia's most notable food sites. The one-man show is run by Arthur Etchells, who caught the blog bug while compiling lists of good drink specials for his hockey buddies. Now it's an invaluable resource for budget barhounds and event-seeking foodies alike. Favorite Eats: Amada, Royal Tavern.
Hockey buddies. That's you guys! See I didn't forget the little people.
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August 09, 2006
Z 2 NYT 4 Mangosteen
Here's one for Z-daldo.
Forbidden? Not the Mangosteen
Perched on a dizzyingly steep slope, in a lush landscape dotted with waterfalls and tall bamboo, Ian Crown celebrated the vindication of what he called his madness in a patch in the jungle. He rustled through the thick, glossy leaves of a nine-foot-tall tree, plucked a reddish-purple orb, cut around its equator, twisted off a hemisphere of thick rind, and popped a few delicate, snow-white segments into his mouth.
“I’ve waited so long for this moment,” he said in July, savoring the floral, sweet-tart flavor of one of the most delicious of fruits, and certainly the most hyped: the mangosteen.
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August 07, 2006
Bachelor Party
The erstwhile Corey is looking for some help regarding planning a bachelor's party for August 19th. Where to go to see some boobies. He's leaning towards fully nude and bring your own, that's alcohol, not girls.
He's also looking for recommendations for chauffeur service for 12-15 guys.
Post any suggestions in the comments.
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August 02, 2006
Hall More Stingy Than Dowell's 5-Hole
East Falls - In a campus building where Frank Sinatra once wed Greta Garbo, Philadelphia University spokesperson Amanda Huginkiss danced around a very pressing matter Wednesday ...
"Why was Kevin 'The Stopper' Dowell skipped over for induction into the Philadelphia University Hall of fame?
Protesters outside say Dowell, one of the No Back Check League's all-time greatest, deserves to be honored.
After all, who the h-e-double hockey stick are the new members ... Kixx all-star Pat Morris; golfer George Forster; basketball's Eugene Haith; and Karen Wusinich, who lettered in basketball and tennis.
"What? Who? Please? I bet none of them ever played in a championship series at 11:00 am, and walked home (or
somewhere near it) at 3:00 pm blind from Jaeger!," said the "Please let Kevin In" Committee President, Chris Golin. Golin has been lobbying the PU's athletic director for years.
"Kevin is a good guy. He drinks, hangs out, even brings his own seat on Sunday mornings. I can't think of a better alumn to get this honor. and again, he's denied."
Before leaving, Golin said his crew would honor Kevin's goaltending achievements their own way. By playing a game of Kick the Labatt Blue Can. Boys vs.Girls. Later, they planned a pig pile to see if they could bloody Kevin's head again.
"There's always next year. Oh crap, i'm gonna get tagged i better run," Golin said as he booked through the parking lot and down to McMichael park, where base is.
There's always next year.
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July 28, 2006
Anybody Doing Anything Tomorrow?
Hey everyone. It's my birthday tomorrow and I'll be out and about much of the day and night. So if anyone wants to get their booze on, drop me a line.
Peace!
art@triviaart.com
(267) 679-0537
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I'm out of order. You're out of order. Can I pay with a money order?
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July 26, 2006
Rams Yoga Starts TODAY
Coach has talked alot about this team lacking focus. Well, for those who want to let Jenkins shizzle in the Cuppizzle again, here's an opportunity to practice yoga and get focused.
Yoga for men, taught by women.
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July 20, 2006
Octane Tops Charts
Maybe Eddie is just a little more cutting edge than the rest of us. City Paper points out that the Manayunk metallurgists, Octane debut Rise Up is No. 1 on Billboard's "HeatSeekers" chart.
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July 18, 2006
Why I love the Internet (non-porn division)
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July 03, 2006
Best Catch Ever?
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June 27, 2006
Name Change No Jive
DATELINE SANTIAGO - When Jive Turkey called an emergency meeting together last week in the Philadelphia Rams "warroom" the front office took a collective deep breath.
Where heads going to roll?
Not exactly. But change was in the air. It seems the Turk, smitten by a photograph of a "soccer betty" on the site submitted by Fiyah, had decided to move to Brazil and set up a satellite office.
Today, more change came over the wire. Jive Turkey has a new name. "It's almost July. Time to start getting in shape. Time to start thinking about this coming hockey season. Time for me to be known as Ronaldeano," said Jive Turkey ... or, as we now know him, Ronaldeano.
"The real Ronaldhino was footballer of the year, and is scoring in more ways than one down here. I figure this only raises my stock both as a player and as a playah."
Response to the name change has been hard to find in the states. But, as World Cup fever spreads throughout Europe ... "I'll soon be more popular than David Hasselhof."
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June 23, 2006
Philadelphiarams.com Awards Ceremony
In a first ever awards ceremony, the tarnished brass at Philadelphiarams.com gave out hardware last night:
All the stars were on hand for this gala event.
“Blue Line Spirit” award for most times tripped by the blueline – ZDALDO
With feet the size of his heart, ZDALDO can be a formidable opponent for any forward. But when it comes to the one-on-one match with Z and BL … L O (look out).
“You’re my Heron” award for most toxic substances consumed prior to game time — Denny
Faster than a wood duck escaping 12-gauge fire, Denny is usually the one making people spin around and fall down. But one night Buddy Weiser put the brakes on Denny, who got “the spins” in the face off circle vs. the Continentals.
“Blow My Whistle” award for best referee … Bruce!
Bruce, obviously a goalie by trade, gets this award for best ref. Once the spring league video comes out you’ll see why. By the way, Bruce, get off your knees. You’re blowing the game.
“Duck Call” fan appreciation award — Booty.
It was a toss up between who brought more to the table this year between Jones and Booty. But, the powers that be, decided on Booty. He just has a louder more annoying voice than anybody but Pee Wee Herman. BTW – don’t know if Booty ever got caught whacking off in a theater, but it wouldn’t surprise us.
“Commissioner’s Cup” award for biggest complainer (cup = athletic cup) — Kleb, L.
Odds are, he’ll complain about this post, too.
“I got your back” award — Blackwood & 44 Wissy Waaaaa!
By “having your back” we mean drilling it with a crosscheck. Congrats, gents, on the first ever tie for an award.
And last but not least …
The “Lady Pussybear” award — Jive Turkey.
C’mon, man, strap on some balls and take your licks. It’s hockey. PS – The final game in spring league is not hockey. Well, most of it.
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June 22, 2006
Canes Terrorize Raleigh
Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets
Only hours after the Carolina Hurricanes won the NHL Championship Monday night in a hard-fought Game 7 against the Edmonton Oilers, North Carolina Gov. Michael Easley mobilized the National Guard to contain over two dozen members of what he described as "some sort of depraved, violent, heretofore unheard-of gang calling themselves as the Hurricanes."
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June 19, 2006
Proof Of God
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Jones Is Having A Party
Jones is having an 8th of July party as opposed to the 4th of July party (which is on a Tuesday). He will supply the beer, and is asking people to bring the food. Please let him know if you plan on attending and what food dish you are bringing. There will be swimming, Kensington horseshoes, and plenty of "innocent" fun. This year, Yashin is jumping off of the roof.
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June 15, 2006
Ego Trip
Blogarithms: ‘Special’ kind of site
Arthur Etchells says he eats out at least five times a week.
“I’m not much of a cook,” he says over a beer at the Good Dog on 15th Street above Locust.
And how much beer does he down a month?
“I’d really rather not think about it,” he says, before taking another swig. “That’s one of those numbers you’re better off not calculating.”
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Turkey Talk
There’s been a lot of discussion and, frankly, embarrassment about women’s softball having more viewers than the cup finals. The Turkey wants to know, are hockey fans/players watching? If not, you suck.
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June 13, 2006
36 Holes
Anyone interested in playing 36 holes on Saturday June 24, 2006.
- First 18, tee off at 9 AM at Skippack Golf Course
- Second 18, tee off in the afternoon at Twining Valley Golf Club
- Third 18, back at Jones’ house to bbq.
Anyone who is interested let Jones know. His number is 267-767-7395.
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Eat Your Heart Out Bellagio
The power of mentos and diet coke.
Check out the video.
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June 08, 2006
Next Tournament Day Necessity
The world's only chambered beer bong
The Octabong
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June 07, 2006
The Legend Of Bill Barilko
It was 44 years ago today that Bill Barilko's body was found.
Audio of Bill Barilko's Stanley Cup Winning goal.
Maple Leaf Alumni Bio
The ProSet hockey card
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June 01, 2006
Jenkins With Milfs
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May 21, 2006
Rude Boy
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May 19, 2006
Yum! Roller Girl! Yum!
Enjoy the weekend.
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Hey Beer Man
70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse
A seemingly unbelievable mess discovered last year in an Ogden townhouse has suddenly become an Internet legend.
It's all TRUE!
You know how some people, after they use something, just can't bear to throw it away. That might make sense if it's magazines or clothes. But what if it's empty beer cans? In astounding numbers?
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May 18, 2006
Playoff Pool Complete Standings
Complete standings and stats through the first two rounds. Looks like only one person has any shot at catching the A-Train. (Note: there was a calculation error yesterday when the players remaining were calculated. The error was fixed, and the results are just plain ugly.)| Points | Players Left | |
| Atrain | 146 | 4 |
| The Hoagies | 133 | 1 |
| LJ's Team | 131 | 1 |
| Klams (Karlbrad) | 130 | 0 |
| RD Bradbury | 123 | 1 |
| Art's Gourmet Shots | 121 | 1 |
| Miller Life Allstars (Mark H.) | 119 | 4 |
| Charlie's Horse jones | 119 | 2 |
| McGretzky | 116 | 2 |
| Golin | 109 | 3 |
| Denny Philly Fakeouts | 109 | 0 |
| Deaner | 103 | 2 |
| ZDALDO | 97 | 2 |
| Bern Fiyah | 95 | 1 |
| Your Team Name: | Denny Philly Fakeouts | 109 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | G | A | P | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jaromir Jagr | NY Rangers | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jonathan Cheechoo | San Jose | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jason Spezza | Ottawa | 5 | 9 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Scott Gomez | Detroit | 5 | 4 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pavel Datsyuk | Detroit | 0 | 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brendan Shanahan | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jarome Iginla | Calgary | 5 | 3 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mathieu Schneider | Detroit | 1 | 7 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Rafalski | New Jersey | 1 | 8 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Manny Legace | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | Detroit | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | LJ's Team | 131 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tomas Holmstrom | Detroit | 1 | 2 | 3 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pavel Datsyuk | Detroit | 0 | 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jason Spezza | Ottawa | 5 | 9 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jonathan Cheechoo | San Jose | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Patrick Marleau | San Jose | 9 | 5 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Patrik Elias | New Jersey | 6 | 10 | 16 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jarome Iginla | Calgary | 5 | 3 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Briere | Buffalo | 4 | 9 | 13 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Matt Carle | San Jose | 0 | 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Rafalski | New Jersey | 1 | 8 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dion Phaneuf | Calgary | 1 | 0 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Jonathan Cheechoo | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | Calgary | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | ZDALDO | 97 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Simon Gagne | Philadelphia | 3 | 1 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Peter Forsberg | Philadelphia | 4 | 4 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jaromir Jagr | NY Rangers | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pavel Datsyuk | Detroit | 0 | 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brendan Shanahan | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Scott Gomez | New Jersey | 5 | 4 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Teemu Selanne | Anaheim | 5 | 5 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sergei Zubov | Dallas | 1 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joni Pitkanen | Philadelphia | 0 | 2 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Peter Forsberg | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | New Jersey | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | Golin | 109 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jonathan Cheechoo | San Jose | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jaromir Jagr | NY Rangers | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Andy McDonald | Anaheim | 1 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steve Sullivan | Nashville | 0 | 2 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mike Knuble | Philadelphia | 1 | 3 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Peter Forsberg | Philadelphia | 4 | 4 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chris Pronger | Edmonton | 2 | 10 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sergei Zubov | Dallas | 1 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Joe Thornton | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | New Jersey | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | Deaner | 103 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jason Spezza | Ottawa | 5 | 9 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Steve Yzerman | Detroit | 0 | 4 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brendan Shanahan | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Teemu Selanne | Anaheim | 5 | 5 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mike Modano | Dallas | 1 | 3 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Simon Gagne | Philadelphia | 3 | 1 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jaromir Jagr | NY Rangers | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sergei Zubov | Dallas | 1 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Zdeno Chara | Ottawa | 1 | 3 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Joe Thornton | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | Detroit | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | Art's Gourmet Shots | 121 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jonathan Cheechoo | San Jose | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Patrick Marleau | San Jose | 9 | 5 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jarome Iginla | Calgary | 5 | 3 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jason Spezza | Ottawa | 5 | 9 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Peter Forsberg | Philadelphia | 4 | 4 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Simon Gagne | Philadelphia | 3 | 1 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dion Phaneuf | Calgary | 1 | 0 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joni Pitkanen | Philadelphia | 0 | 2 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Peter Forsberg | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | Calgary | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | Charlie's Horse jones | 119 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jonathan Cheechoo | San Jose | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pavel Datsyuk | Detroit | 0 | 3 | 3 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brendan Shanahan | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Maxim Afinogenov | Buffalo | 3 | 3 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jason Spezza | Ottawa | 5 | 9 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Scott Gomez | New Jersey | 5 | 4 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Rafalski | New Jersey | 1 | 8 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sergei Zubov | Dallas | 1 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Martin Brodeur | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | New Jersey | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | The Hoagies | 133 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Peter Forsberg | Philadelphia | 4 | 4 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jason Spezza | Ottawa | 5 | 9 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Patrick Marleau | San Jose | 9 | 5 | 14 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mike Modano | Dallas | 1 | 3 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Patrik Elias | New Jersey | 6 | 10 | 16 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Simon Gagne | Philadelphia | 3 | 1 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jarome Iginla | Calgary | 5 | 3 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sergei Zubov | Dallas | 1 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wade Redden | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Peter Forsberg !!!!!!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | Calgary | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | McGretzky | 116 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Player | Team | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Peter Forsberg | Philadelphia | 4 | 4 | 8 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Simon Gagne | Philadelphia | 3 | 1 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jonathan Cheechoo | San Jose | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Thornton | San Jose | 2 | 7 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jaromir Jagr | NY Rangers | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Patrik Elias | New Jersey | 6 | 10 | 16 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mike Modano | Dallas | 1 | 3 | 4 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Scott Niedermayer | Anaheim | 2 | 5 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sergei Zubov | Dallas | 1 | 5 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Conn Smythe Award Winner: | Danny Heatley | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Team with lowest GAA: | New Jersey | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Your Team Name: | Bern Fiyah | 95 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Henrik Zetterberg | Detroit | 6 | 0 | 6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brendan Shanahan | Detroit | 1 | 1 | 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Daniel Alfredsson | Ottawa | 2 | 8 | 10 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dany Heatley | Ottawa | 3 | 9 | 12 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Sakic | Colorado | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jonathan Cheechoo | San Jose | 4 | 5 | 9 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Eric Staal | Carolina | 5 | 10 | 15 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Brian Gionta | New Jersey | 3 | 4 | 7 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jaromir Jagr | NY Rangers | 0 | 1 |
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