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December 12, 2009

In or Out

Rams vs. Thunder Sunday at 4:30.

You in?


Posted by aetchells at 07:04 PM | Comments (8)

December 01, 2009

Wednesday Night Hockey

Rams look to add another victory Wednesday night at 10 vs. the Knights.

Who's in?

Bern's on beer duty.

Posted by aetchells at 11:15 AM | Comments (11)

November 21, 2009

Sunday's game is 4:30

Bring your $20 for the Beef and Beer.

If you're not paid to $350, please bring a check/cash (Philadelphia Rams)

Also, register for USA Hockey and send me the confirmation number if you haven't yet.

Posted by aetchells at 10:46 AM | Comments (3)

November 17, 2009

In or Out?

After a hiatus, the Rams are back in action Thursday at 10:10, then sunday at 4:30.

Who's in for thursday vs. penguins at 10:10?

Posted by aetchells at 12:13 PM | Comments (13)

November 09, 2009

Full Schedule Available

The full CML schedule is available on the Wintersport web site and to the right as well.

Notable Dates:
Next game - 11/19 10:10pm versus Penguins.
CML All-Star Game - 3/6 3:40pm
Last Regular Season Game - 3/14
Playoffs Begin - 3/21
Latest day season can end - 4/18

Posted by aetchells at 03:29 PM | Comments (3)

November 06, 2009

Beef and Beer '09

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550 W Willow Grove Ave Philadelphia, PA

Directions

Posted by aetchells at 03:28 PM | Comments (1)

November 05, 2009

Rams vs. Murphy's B sunday at 9:00.

Who's in?
Who has beer?
Who has extra livers?

Posted by aetchells at 02:49 PM | Comments (14)

October 22, 2009

Who's In?

Rams Vs. Bandits Sunday at 4:30
Amos has beer duty.
What do you have?

Posted by aetchells at 10:01 AM | Comments (13)

October 05, 2009

Pre-season Game 2

Pre-season game 2, our last pre-season game, is Wednesday 10/14 at 10 pm.

Posted by aetchells at 01:15 PM | Comments (18)

September 29, 2009

First Pre-Season Game

Our first pre-season game is Sunday 10/4 at 7:30 2:50 vs. the WC Thunder (formerly the Wheat Thins, I mean Kings).

Dean's out. Please post your status in the comments.

Please note the change in game time. 2:50pm.

Posted by aetchells at 08:39 AM | Comments (24)

September 08, 2009

Rams Hockey Is Back!

We have an ice slot Wednesday, 9/15 at 8:45 pm at Wintersport.

We're shooting for 15 guys on the FT roster. Snap is back and the FNG is Dan Flood aka the "bald guy". I've ponied up the deposit to get our discounts so I need you to come through, too.

The season is $350. I need $200 wednesday. If you can't make it, mail to 6365 McCallum St. Phila. PA 19144.

Checks made payable to Philadelphia Rams. I'll need the next $150 by the end of October.

Also, and do this soon please, you need to register with USA Hockey. Please email your confirmation to Dean.

Posted by aetchells at 03:22 PM | Comments (7)

July 21, 2009

Hockey Returns Sunday

Hockey returns to the Wissahickon Skating Club this Sunday at 10:30 am. It'll be the first of ten weeks of Sunday hockey.

There will also be skates on Monday, 8:45 and Thursday, 9pm starting next week.

See you there.

Posted by aetchells at 11:30 AM | Comments (5)

July 13, 2009

Wood Duck Open (Summer 2009)

When: July 18, 2009
Where: Twining Valley GC
Time: 1 PM

Please post in comments if you are playing. So far I have Gunning, Jenkins, Steve, Berkerys, Corey, Jones, Quenzer, Carter, Bernie, Brett as in for this gong show.

Posted by aetchells at 08:41 AM | Comments (1)

July 01, 2009

Sunday Hockey This Sunday

One last skate till late July.

This Sunday. 10:30. Don't let what happened last week happen again.

I don't need another cheesesteak.

Posted by aetchells at 02:56 PM | Comments (4)

June 23, 2009

Wood Duck Open (Take Two)

When: Saturday, July 18, 2009
Time: TBD
Place: Twining or Limekiln (Please vote in the comments, majority rules)

Who's in and where?

Posted by aetchells at 08:39 AM | Comments (13)

June 01, 2009

Wood Duck Open

What is everyone’s availability on June 20, 2009 for the Wood Duck Open? Please leave a comment and let me know.

Posted by aetchells at 09:54 AM | Comments (7)

May 12, 2009

Ducks to Honor D. Gunning Tonight

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Wissahickon: Dan Gunning's # to be retired after the 7:45 Ducks/14ers game. In between tonight's Tuesday night doubleheader there will be a short ceremony to honor the former Duck Right Winger. Don't miss it. Be sure to stick around if you are in the first game, or to be dressed early if you are in the 2nd game.

Posted by aetchells at 12:54 PM | Comments (4)

April 15, 2009

Sunday-Sunday-Sunday

Sunday Sunday Sunday Hockey at 10:30 am.
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Bring a Friend
We need a good turnout this Sunday
Love,
Goat

Posted by aetchells at 04:36 PM | Comments (6)

April 01, 2009

Service Details

Service for Carter's and Bake's sister will be this Saturday at 11am, St. Paul's Episcopal Church, 22 E Chestnut Hill Ave.

Posted by aetchells at 08:43 AM | Comments (0)

March 19, 2009

Rams down, look to send series to rubber match

It's been and up and down season to date. But it's time to get it up again Saturday night at 10:30 in our game 2 match-up with the Wheat Kings.
You in? You gonna get it up?

Bern's got a 30-pack in tow.

Posted by aetchells at 11:53 AM | Comments (11)

March 17, 2009

Be Careful Out There

ST. PATRICK’S DUI ENFORCEMENT ON TAP MARCH 17

To ensure the safety of our roadways, TeamDUI and local law enforcement agencies will step up DUI checkpoints and patrols on March 17 on the following North Penn roads: Routes 29, 63, 73, 113, 309, 363, 463 and Allentown Road.

Posted by aetchells at 01:41 PM | Comments (0)

March 13, 2009

PBC At Grace Tavern

gracetavern.jpgMeet and greet Billy and Nancy Barton of Philadelphia Brewing Co. at Grace Tavern Saturday at 5pm.

Philadelphia Brewing Co. sponsors the Brewers and are just good people. So stop by, say hi to Leo and have some beers, get a bite and talk some hockey.

Posted by aetchells at 04:22 PM | Comments (2)

March 12, 2009

Game 1

Sunday 4:30. The run for the cup begins.

You in?

Posted by aetchells at 02:14 PM | Comments (13)

March 11, 2009

Playoffs

Editors Note: The following is a transcript between Jive Turkey (JT) and Big Head (BH). It is alleged to have taken place during beer week in Center City.


JT: Big Head is that you?
BH: Hmm? Oh, yeah. How'd you know?
JT: The head gives you away.
BH: Dammit.

JT: Ready for the CML playoffs?
BH: Yep.
JT: Who do you like to win the cup?
BH: Murphy's B.
JT: Great. How 'bout in the A league?
BH: That's a tough one. The only teams I see are the rams and penguins. But I assume those other guys drink beer. Speaking of beer, pony up and I'll give you the scoop.

JT: Care for a Genny Cream Ale?
BH: I'm outta here.
JT: Wait. How 'bout a Jaeger bomb?
BH: Done.

JT: First round matchups are Penguins and Blades. Wheat Kings and Rams. Who has the advantage?
BH: The Penguins and Blades are only separated by four points, which speaks well for the parity in the league. And the Penguins only have one more goal for. I can say the Blades are butchers. And the Penguins are Bakers. So all you need are candlestick makers.

JT: Way to talk spring league. Want another Jaeger Bomb?
BH: Yeah.

JT: How about Wheat Kings and Rams?
BH: Of all the teams in the running, the Rams are the only team to have celebrated an A-league cup win in my bar, so they have experience. And, they've given up the least amount of goals. But, never count out and eagle scout.
JT: Well put.

BH: I think I'm gonna puke.
JT: Too much Jaeger?
BH: No. Your shirt is ugly.

Posted by aetchells at 12:35 PM | Comments (1)

March 10, 2009

Open Hockey At Wintersport

The boys from Murphy's C decided that they wanted another skate before the playoffs so they rented the ice at Wintersport tonight (Tuesday) at 9pm. It is just going to be open hockey so come out and play if you are around. Tim and Kevin are in net. $20

Posted by aetchells at 02:40 PM | Comments (0)

March 06, 2009

iSportacus

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Yo kids, I've joined forces with a couple other sports fans to launch iSportacus. iSportacus aims to be a sports web site dedicated to Philadelphia sports at a level of discourse that will remain above that of sports talk radio and “McNabb sucks” screamers.

Posted by aetchells at 12:11 PM | Comments (2)

One Week Left To Register

Wissahickon Spring League registration closes next Friday.

Get your registration form here or call the Pro Shop to register.

Ask for Jon or Bill, 215-247-1759 x-16.

Posted by aetchells at 09:59 AM | Comments (2)

March 05, 2009

Game Sunday

4:30 Sunday vs. Continentals.

Note, time changes ahead Saturday night/Sunday morning.

you in?

any beer volunteers?

Posted by aetchells at 04:35 PM | Comments (15)

February 26, 2009

Game Sunday

Rams vs. Penguins. Let's win this one to even the season series with those bumsuckers.

Sunday 7:20. you in?

Posted by aetchells at 04:35 PM | Comments (13)

February 24, 2009

Playoff Schedule

Not sure where we will land (maybe first, maybe third, whatever) but here are the playoff dates. try to block them out so you're there for the full ride.

Sunday 3/15
1vs.4 @ 2:45
2 vs. 3 @ 4:30

Sat. 3/21
1 vs. 4 @ 8:50
2 vs. 3 @ 10:30

Wed 3/25 if needed
1 vs. 4 @ 10:30

Thurs. 3/26 if needed
2 vs. 3 @ 9:30

Finals

Tues 3/31 @ 9:00
Sunday 4/5 @ 2:50
Wed. 4/15 @ 7:20 if needed

Posted by aetchells at 07:57 PM | Comments (1)

February 18, 2009

Rams With Shot To Move Ahead

Saturday 2/21 at 10:30 pm vs. the Blades. A win could move us alone into first place, where we sit tied with the Penguins now. you in?

Goat and Shoup on beer duty.

Posted by aetchells at 03:07 PM | Comments (18)

February 16, 2009

Farewell, Comrade

The Rams extend their condolences to the Bandits who lost a friend and teammate Sunday during the game. Genadij Sagaiko, the older Russian guy with the mustache, #87, had a heart attack on the bench. Teammates were able to get him to the ambulance but he died shortly after at Abington Hospital.
Sagaiko was a member of the Lithuanian national basketball volleyball and ice hockey teams. His daughter received a full basketball scholarship to Arkansas 7 years ago and he has a son living in London.

Posted by aetchells at 09:15 AM | Comments (16)

February 05, 2009

Sunday Rams

It's rookie beer night as the Rams take on the Bandits Sunday, 4:30.

Steve and Dan are on beer duty.

In?

Posted by aetchells at 02:24 PM | Comments (13)

January 26, 2009

Game Wednesday

Game-on, boys. Rams vs. Continentals 10:30 Wednesday night. note the 10:30 game time.

You in?

Posted by aetchells at 03:18 PM | Comments (11)

January 20, 2009

Pecks Pond 2009

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Gentlemen,

We are less than 2 weeks away from the Pecks Pond Hockey Weekend Extravaganza aka: Smoke Too Much Weed And Drink Soo Much Beer That You Pass Out At The Bar And Then Puke Out The Back Door All Over The Grill And Then Piss Yourself On The Couch Weekend. Who's in? A head count will be helpful so that we can be sure to have enough food and alcohol. If you're coming up we're asking you to bring a food item or beer or to chip in for the keg. Nicole and I will be making chili, meatballs and other assorted snacks. Jones and Yashin will be bringing up a couple spiral sliced hams, although I will be surprised if the hams make it the whole ride up with those two. If someone could bring up a bunch of rolls for the meatballs and ham that would be helpful. If you have something you would like to make/bring let me know. I think we should get a half keg for Saturday and a bunch of cases for the rest of the time. Sam has suggested that you bring cans instead of bottles if possible. I will be going up this weekend to shovel the rink if necessary so if anyone would like to come up for some excersize, let me know.

Brett

Posted by aetchells at 02:07 PM | Comments (31)

January 14, 2009

Rams vs Blades

Thursday, 10:40 vs the Blades. You in?

Remember last game? Bingo, Bango, Bongo.

Posted by aetchells at 11:46 AM | Comments (14)

December 30, 2008

Game Sunday

Let's get on a roll in the new year ... starting Sunday 1/4 vs. the Wheat Kings at 9:00.

You in?

Posted by aetchells at 02:29 PM | Comments (18)

December 11, 2008

Spectrum Game - Are You Ready?

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THIS SUNDAY 2pm - 12/14 Rams vs. Penguins. Players get there around 12:50. Park at the North end, in between the Linc. and Spectrum parking lot area (where they put the animals when the zoo comes to town.) Both entire teams/refs/scorers meet at the Door 1 entrance across from the old Vet PATTISON side to go in at 1pm. Please have your waiver signed and ready to hand in, if you don't have one or forget it, I'll have extras. You will also need your ticket to get in. Attendees can enter our game on the Pattison side and will sit in sections 201,202 & 226. They will have tickets on sale at our special price if people need to buy them down there. Each team is to designate two people to work the penalty boxes. Each team is responsible for their own pucks/waterbottles. FIGHTING IS NOT TOLERATED AND WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION OF THE GAME, so wait until the final whistle if you have to, or call them out behind the Kate Smith Statue at 4:20 and Jenkins and I will take bets. NO BEER to be brought into the building, We'll have plenty in between at the tailgate. We need volunteers to bring coolers w/ ice if you are driving (let me know.) Amos is bringing the beer, I'm on the DiMaio Pie, Hoagie is on Pretzel duty. Read the itinerary if I missed anything. Good luck. Thanks,

Bern

Posted by aetchells at 10:08 PM | Comments (11)

December 10, 2008

Skate Thursday

Skate Thursday (tonight) 10:40 at Wintersport, open to anyone who is cool. Even you Kleb(s).

Posted by aetchells at 10:31 PM | Comments (3)

December 06, 2008

Pecks Pond 10 am Sunday

Followed by beer and Eagles vs Giants. Be home by dinner time.

Posted by aetchells at 04:08 PM | Comments (2)

December 02, 2008

Don't forget your skates

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Don't forget to pack your skates tonight. They may not be with the rest of your equipment since you were at the Beef & Beer Saturday night.

Posted by aetchells at 02:52 PM | Comments (2)

December 01, 2008

Beef & Beer Was Biggest Ever

Purhase Tickets OnlineThe Beef & Beer brought in over $1000 in profit.

Next year we'll have a longer skating session and more organized raffle.

Posted by aetchells at 01:54 PM | Comments (4)

November 30, 2008

Rams Look to Regain First Place

Rams vs. Blades, Tuesday 10:40.

You in?

And bring Bernie money for Spectrum game.

Posted by aetchells at 11:04 PM | Comments (14)

November 24, 2008

Beef & Beer Almost Upon Us

Purhase Tickets OnlineDon't forget the Penguins & Rams Beef & Beer is less than a week away.

Round up your friends, tell them they can buy tickets online.

Here's the poster in PDF so you can pass around the information.


Posted by aetchells at 10:01 AM | Comments (5)

November 23, 2008

Pond

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PECKS POND, PA Save the date, ask for permission now.. the The Third Annual Pecks Pond Hockey Weekend is set to go down on the weekend of Janurary 31st. I realize this is Superbowl weekend but who cares anyway? The pond has been frozen over since Tuesday and I was up there yesterday walking on the ice so things are looking great so far...

Posted by aetchells at 11:19 AM | Comments (7)

November 14, 2008

Rams vs Penguins

Sunday at 4:30.

Who's in, who's out, who's playing Brewers as well?

DK & TS have the beer.

Posted by aetchells at 08:57 AM | Comments (16)

November 09, 2008

Fall Wood Duck Winners

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Winners: Jones dad, Cleary and Thompkins,

Posted by aetchells at 11:25 AM | Comments (3)

November 06, 2008

Rams vs. Bandits. Sunday 2:45

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In?

Posted by aetchells at 02:29 PM | Comments (18)

November 04, 2008

Rams & Penguins Beef & Beer

It's the fourth Rams & Penguins Beef & Beer. $20 includes ice skating and rentals, live music from the b-side prophets, raffles, prizes, 50/50 drawing and of course beef and beer.

Saturday, November 29th at 9pm.

Tickets now available online:
Buy tickets for Rams & Penguins Beef & Beer

Posted by aetchells at 11:27 AM | Comments (9)

October 27, 2008

Hockey Tomorrow

The skate we run at the U of Penn rink needs skaters for tomorrow nights skate (10/28 -9pm). $20 includes beer. It is a good skate and less than a 20 minute drive from Wiss (30th street station exit of 76). Please let me know if you are interested.

Thanks,

Jon

Posted by aetchells at 03:56 PM | Comments (5)

October 24, 2008

Rams vs Penguins at Spectrum

180px-Spectrum_remember.jpgBoys.....I'm getting the PHANTOMS tickets for Dec 14th this week. I'll need $90 for six tickets from each RAMS/PENS player participating in the Spectrum game that day. Dean/Atrain please find out who's in/out....we'll need 15 guys on each team good for 6 tickets. If we only have 14 (3 lines, 4d, 1g) that's fine.... We'll just need to get rid of those extra 6 tickets...which won't be a problem. We are getting 200 tix total, the down payment was paid $250 towards this $3000 total which I owe to the Phantoms 10 days prior to the event, so we owe $2750. Atrain/Hoagie....please start to collect for the Pens if you can.
I think the Pens owe the Rams $125 if i'm correct, Beef n' beer will do. Thanks!

December 14th
2pm - 3:30

We need REFS, PUCKS, WATERBOTS and lots of BEER.
Phantoms / Pens at 5:05pm

- Bern

Posted by aetchells at 09:51 AM | Comments (21)

Tuesday Game

wheat_thins.jpgIt's the Rams against the Wheat Thins Kings Tuesday at 9pm.

In?

Posted by aetchells at 09:45 AM | Comments (9)

October 20, 2008

2008 Fall Wood Duck Open

Where: Taiwan Valley Golf Club
When: Saturday November 8, 2008
Time: 11:00 AM tee time

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Sorry about the last minute scheduling of this event but whoever would like to take the Wood Duck from Carter, Mary Linn, Cheese, and Snappy, please respond yes and play in the fall invitational. I will not be scheduling tee times so hopefully the Ranger will not be confiscating beer from everyone. Let me know, possible turkey deep fry back at Jones' house.

- Jones

Posted by aetchells at 10:45 AM | Comments (9)

October 06, 2008

Season Opener Thursday

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Rams versus Continentals in 2008-09 season opener. Game time is 10:40 pm.

Art has beer duty.

Posted by aetchells at 03:44 PM | Comments (17)

September 27, 2008

RIP Reggie Dunlop

Part 1 of Slapshot 25th Anniversary
Part 2 of Slapshot 25th Anniversary
Paul Newman Dies at 83 [New York Times]

Posted by aetchells at 11:23 AM | Comments (0)

September 24, 2008

Preseason Game this Sunday

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Who's in, who's out?

Preseason game #1 vs the Wheat Kings. It's a new team. Sunday 9/25 at 2:50 pm.

thanks guys for the USA hockey jazz. keep it coming.

Also, i don't see any "Zebras" on the list this year. it's Penguins, Rams, Continentals, Bandits, Wheat Kings, and Blades. six teams.

The season total is $350. I'll need $200 ASAP. Bring it Sunday. Make checks to Philadelphia Rams. I will need the other $150 by the end of October.

Posted by aetchells at 08:44 AM | Comments (17)

September 04, 2008

"Fishing Weekend"

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Gentlemen,
Mark your calenders now for the weekend of October 25th for some fun and frolic at Pecks Pond. Ah.. Al's Nest.. you remember this place Booty, don't you? Sure you do, we all do. All are welcome and please forward to anyone else I missed. I have a boat, canoe, kayak and hip waders for those interested in fishing. Come on up and enjoy fall in the Poconos.

Brett

Posted by aetchells at 11:32 AM | Comments (5)

September 03, 2008

Welcome to America's Showplace, the Spectrum

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Mark your calendar, it's Rams vs. Penguins at the Spectrum on Sunday, December 14th at 2pm.
At 5pm the Phantoms take on the Scranton Wilkes-barre Penguins.
Tailgating will of course happen in between.
Details on cost and if it will be a league game will follow.

Posted by aetchells at 09:49 AM | Comments (16)

August 28, 2008

Penn Rink Winter Skate details!

  • Every other Tuesday at 9pm at Class of ’23 rink
  • Starts last week of September (not 100% confirmed)
  • 28 weeks (14 skates)
  • 2 payments of $150 (any extra cash will be put to good use)
  • We are working on some sort of “paypal” service for credit card payments
  • Sign up is limited to those who will commit to the entire 14 skates (i.e. $300)
  • We will probably try to divide the teams evenly into white vs dark (maybe two best of seven “mini series”)
  • Must commit with ½ payment by mid-September
  • Spread the word
More details with concrete dates, payment options etc hopefully next week.

Thanks,


Jeff Conybear
Bob Grill
Jon Buehler

Posted by aetchells at 03:52 PM | Comments (14)

July 25, 2008

Rams Free Agency Discussion turns to Former Rival

G-TOWN: Rams front office today released a statement that the team will begin negotiations with former rival Carmen. When asked if a move like this would start a war, A-train, spokesperson for Camen's old squad, said: "If Carm wants to be a Ram, it's his choice."
The all-time leading scorer for his alma mater Carmen will bring a scoring punch that the Rams desparately need. "He is the all-time scorer because he was in school forever," say his former teammates, but Rams front personnel see it differently. "From what I've seen," says DK, "He can actually hit the top of the net. And that means a lot to us."
The Rams hope to see Carmen at a Sunday morning BBQ where they can hash things out with he and his agent, "30-Piece".

UPDATE: Carman reportedly headed to new Russian pro league to center Jaromir Jagr.

Posted by aetchells at 08:59 AM | Comments (10)

June 23, 2008

Open Hockey TONIGHT

Hockey tonight at WSC 8:45pm
Dowell and Axelrod in net.

Posted by aetchells at 04:03 PM | Comments (1)

Wood Duck Open 2008 Result

Congratulations to Carter, Snappy, Lou, and Cheese for winning the 2008 Wood Duck Open. Also, congratulations to Scott Emerson for winning the closest to the pin on the 18th. Thanks for all that played and made it a fun time.

Posted by aetchells at 07:52 AM | Comments (4)

June 13, 2008

MUSIC FOR MILAGRE

PJ Whelihan¹s
Jammin For a Cause
To benefit The Milagre Kids School Children with Autism

On June 22, PJ Whelihan¹s Pub in Blue Bell will sponsor Music for Milagre Jammin¹ for a Cause to benefit the Milagre Kids School for Children with Autism. At least seven local, popular bands will perform starting at 3:00 p.m. Milagre, a non-profit school, was started by parents and teachers of autistic children to improve the lives of children with autistic spectrum disorders and provide them with superior long-term outcomes.

3:15 ­ 3:45 - Owen Lee
4:00 ­ 4:30 - The Rigbees
4:45 ­ 5:15 ­ Barrelhouse
5:30 ­ 6:00 ­ Red House
6:15 ­ 6:45 ­ Ball Pointed Pens
7:00 ­ 7:30 ­ Dodge City Junkies
7:45 ­ 8:15 ­ Toxic Chicken
8:30 ­ 9:00 ­ B-Side Prophets

Posted by aetchells at 03:35 PM | Comments (0)

Open Hockey Returns

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Open hockey returns to the Wiss on Monday 6/23 at 8:45. Sundays will be at 10:30 beginning 6/29. There is also a Thursday skate at 8:45.

Skates are $20 and include beer plus Sunday BBQ.
Skate three times and get one skate free.

Posted by aetchells at 12:13 PM | Comments (6)

May 29, 2008

Wood Duck Open 2008

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  • Where: Taiwan Valley Golf Club
  • Date: Saturday June 21, 2008
  • Time: 1:00 PM

Will Convey, Hockey Bob, and Hoagie defend their title?

In or Out?

Jones needs to know by June 8th who is in.

Posted by aetchells at 11:08 AM | Comments (33)

May 28, 2008

Stanley Cup Tonight?

Anyone want to check out the Stanley Cup tonight. Everyone's favorite dog cuddler and I are going to be checking out JL Sullivan's Speakeasy downtown. If I can get a headcount we could even get the Foobooz treatment. the place is new and trying to be a higher end sports bar, whatever that means. I do know a couple of the bartenders and they are definitely hot.

Posted by aetchells at 12:09 PM | Comments (2)

April 30, 2008

REMINDER: Rams Pour House Party

Friday, May 2nd
8-11 $25 open bar and food

In or out? Come one, come all.

Invite your new Spring League friends too.

Posted by aetchells at 12:48 PM | Comments (12)

April 28, 2008

Doubleday!

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Saturday July 26th - PLAY BALL! Doublday Farm Baseball Trip / Carlisle PA.
First come first serve! Doubleheader, First game is 1:00. $100 per person. $50 if you just want to play one game. We are getting Hotels in Carlisle, more details later. Those who said you would play...get signed up! you are now needed to fill out a team of 9! Say "in" here or email :
berngtree@comcast.net. For more info visit http://www.doubledayfarm.com/

Posted by aetchells at 12:18 PM | Comments (5)

April 25, 2008

B-Side Prophets CD Release Party

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Come out and see Fiyah and the rest of the B-Side Prophets this Saturday at the General Lafayette. 11pm-1am

Posted by aetchells at 09:08 AM | Comments (0)

April 23, 2008

Flyers Presale At 3

The Flyers for some reason don't tell their fans when they put tickets on sale. But Philadelphiarams.com tells you.

Game 6 tickets are on sale today at 3.

Posted by aetchells at 02:43 PM | Comments (3)

April 18, 2008

Be Careful Out There

DUI Checkpoints will be set up this weekend along Route 611 in Upper Moreland Township. They usually set up the Checkpoint along Route 611 in front of the Best Buy, between the Turnpike and Fitzwatertown Road, but they could occur along any stretch of the road.

And also....

Starting today, Pennsylvania will launch a 30 day speeding ticket
frenzy.
The
state estimates that 9 million dollars will be generated in speeding
tickets. 1 million will go to pay state troopers' overtime. There will
be 50 state troopers on duty at all times patrolling major intersections
and highways as well as smaller roads.

Main roads and more info after the jump.

They main roads are the following:

I-476 north and south
I-276 east and west
I-76 east and west
I-80 east and west
I-95 north and south
I-79 east and west
PA-202
PA-66
US-422
US-30
US-322

And many other roads and thoroughfares statewide.

5 mph above the limit can justify a ticket and every state trooper is
supposed to pull a car over and write a ticket every 10 to 20 minutes.
They have issued 30 brand new unmarked Dodge Charger Police cruisers and
are bringing in all of their part timers on full time. If you work in
Pennsylvania, you will probably take one of these highways. It's up to
you how fast you are going when they clock you.

Driving Ticket fines have increased steadily in PA:

In addition, the price of a ticket for violation of PA Law 39:3-29
(failure to show your driver's license, registration, or insurance card
at the time you are stopped) is going from $44.00 to $173.00.

Please make sure your vehicles have the proper documents in them. If you
jump in the car to run to the store and forget your wallet with your
license in it and you are stopped.... Oh well... you just spent $173.
And the fine for not having all three documents is $519!!!

Posted by aetchells at 12:14 PM | Comments (5)

April 16, 2008

Thursday Hockey After Flyers beat Crapitals

We will watch the game and then play. Maybe pizza and beer? So start for the Skate is around 9:45pm.

Lets make it a Flyers Party! I will get some munchies.

Anyone else catch Ovechkins socceresque dive? Embarrassing! He even proceeded to be fake-hurt (just like real euro-pansy soccer players).

Check out the video after the jump.

Posted by aetchells at 03:16 PM | Comments (15)

Open Hockey This Saturday

There is available ice this Saturday at WSC (5:05 PM). It was supposed to be a Ducks game but the game was rescheduled. Feel free to show up and skate.

RR, you may be allowed to play.

Posted by aetchells at 03:08 PM | Comments (4)

April 09, 2008

Sunday At 10

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Your favorite Metro columnist and Foobooz creator will be appearing on Food TV’s “Throwdown with Bobby Flay” on Sunday, April 13 @ 10 p.m.

There will be a get-together to watch the show at the Pour House (4213 Ridge Ave, Phila PA 19129, www.thepourhousetavern.com). I'll be there starting at 8 p.m. The show airs at 10 p.m.

Come out and celebrate with the Big Cheese!

Please RSVP in the comments.

Posted by aetchells at 02:08 PM | Comments (8)

April 02, 2008

Sunday Hockey Reminder

Sunday hockey at 10:30. $20 bucks includes hockey sodas.
Jonesy will be there!!!!

Posted by aetchells at 01:30 PM | Comments (14)

March 26, 2008

Sunday Hockey

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Sunday hockey time.
Starting this Sunday, there will be open hockey at Wissahickon Skating Club at 10:30. Hockey costs $20, sobriety and usually the rest of your day.

Posted by aetchells at 02:41 PM | Comments (5)

March 18, 2008

Somebody's Having A Party

A message from our favorite donut bringing fan.

Matt's having a birthday. He's turning 35 . . .

And he's having a birthday and we're invited . . .

Saturday, March 29: dinner at Franco's in East Falls at like 8:00 . . but . . . drinks at the Pour House afterwards . . . at like 11 . . . .

The more the merrier . . . .

If anyone wants to go to dinner - can they contact me at nicole.todora@foxtv.com . . . . . .

Posted by aetchells at 10:41 AM | Comments (4)

March 17, 2008

Easter Hockey

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Easter Hockey at WSC 11AM sharp.

Yashin and mystery goalie TBD. $20

Posted by aetchells at 05:15 PM | Comments (0)

March 13, 2008

Vote Foobooz

OK, consider this payment for having this fun web site.
Fill out City Paper's Philly Madness 2008. Yes I know you have no idea what most of the categories are about. But around question 32, vote Foobooz for best local web site.

Thanks.

Posted by aetchells at 02:34 PM | Comments (8)

March 09, 2008

Time Keeps On Slipping

REMINDER::::
Daylight Savings Time has begun. Spring your clock ahead an hour. So today's game starts one hour earlier than it would have if it were yesterday.

Hope that clears things up.

Posted by aetchells at 01:10 AM | Comments (0)

March 08, 2008

WSL Spring League Draft Today

Check wisspringleague.com throughout the day for updates on the Wissahickon Spring League 2008 Super Draft.

Posted by aetchells at 10:43 AM | Comments (0)

March 01, 2008

Some More Pecks Pics

Some more Pictures from Pecks Pond have been added to the Picasa gallery.
Check them out.

Posted by aetchells at 02:52 PM | Comments (3)

February 29, 2008

Hockey Night In The Grove

Saturday night vs. Penguins. 8:45 till ?

In?

MVP and Kierstan on beer.

Posted by aetchells at 09:40 AM | Comments (10)

February 28, 2008

WSL Jerseys Debut

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Check them all out at wisspringleague.com.

Posted by aetchells at 03:31 PM | Comments (9)

February 27, 2008

WSL Spring League Update

Already up to 75 signed up. Expecting another 30-40. Should be 8 full squads like last year.

Posted by aetchells at 08:06 PM | Comments (10)

February 20, 2008

Zebras Up Next

Rams Back in Action Sunday 2:50.
In?
Beer volunteers?

Also, clear the slate for the playoffs.

Round one
Sunday 3/9 - 2:50 or 4:30
Sunday 3/16 - 7:20 or 9:00
Thursday 3/20 - 9:00 or 10:40

Championship Round
Monday 3/24 - 7:00
Thursday 3/27 - 9:00
Sunday 3/30 - 7:20

Posted by aetchells at 06:25 PM | Comments (11)

February 14, 2008

Pecks Pond Update

Just got a report from the Pond. The pond is glazed over from snow/rain yesterday. "But it is golden. Little orange-peely." Warm tomorrow, cold on Saturday. Should be perfect.

Posted by aetchells at 01:02 PM | Comments (6)

February 12, 2008

Peck's Pond

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The picture was taken today so keep your fingers crossed. There is a storm coming in tomorrow so it may all get buried. Brett will be back up there by Thursday night to assess the damage.
Other planned activities:

Sledding
Beer
Excitebike
Face Painting (actually done when one passes out using a sharpie)
Campfire Stories

Directions after the jump.

309 North to 78 East
78 East to 33 North
33 North to 209 North/80 East
209 North/80 East to exit 309 Marshals Creek 209 North
209 North will "dead end" at stoplight about 3 miles after Marshals Creek exit
Turn right at light and make a left at the very next light for 402 North (Mr. Z's supermarket will be on your right)
Make your next right onto 402 North (about 25 minutes to cabin from here)
You will pass the Inn at Pecks Pond on your right as is the pond itself
Slow the fuck down because my cabin is 4 houses up on the right after you pass the tandem billboards
The sign at the end of the driveway says Al's Nest and the house has red "siding"

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Pecks+Pond,+Porter,+PA&ie=UTF8&z=15&iwloc=addr&om=0&iwstate1=dir

Posted by aetchells at 10:17 AM | Comments (9)

February 07, 2008

Bandits This Sunday

Who's in, who's out, brought to you by Bonny-Jill Laflin.

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Posted by aetchells at 10:36 AM | Comments (22)

January 28, 2008

You In Or You Out?


Penguins game time Wednesday Night 9:30! Let's get on a roll here now, boys.

Posted by aetchells at 09:10 PM | Comments (18)

January 23, 2008

Wissahickon Spring League

Wissahickon Spring League
By now you've probably received your invite to the 2008 Wissahickon Spring League. But if not, or you want to tell someone about it, head on over to wisspringleague.com and grab the forms.

Speaking of the WSL site, expect some significant new features like statistics, regularly updated standings and more.

Posted by aetchells at 05:13 PM | Comments (7)

January 22, 2008

Thursday Game - Brought To You By Bern's Monkey


Thursday night 10:40 vs. Zebras.

Let's get our shite right.

who's in ...

Posted by aetchells at 12:35 PM | Comments (25)

January 21, 2008

Meat

Looking for something to do Wednesday night that involves a lot of meat? Don't turn to Colin's porn collection, come celebrate Leo's 63rd* birthday at Fogo de Chao. We're looking to eat at 8, drop a comment if you're in.

* Actual age open to debate.

Posted by aetchells at 02:32 AM | Comments (11)

January 17, 2008

Who's In, Who's Out

Bandits Sunday night, 8:30. Bandits are reeling from their loss to the Pens. Let's put them down another notch. Who's in?

Posted by aetchells at 09:53 PM | Comments (12)

January 14, 2008

The 611 Bar at the Al's Nest on Pecks Pond

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The 611 Bar at the Al's Nest on Pecks Pond is now open for business. The ice is looking good so we should be in good shape for the weekend of Feburary 15th. Dr. Bumba has graciously offered to coordinate what you can bring if you wish to attend this historic event. See you at the pond.

- Brett

Leave a comment stating whether you are bringing food or beer.

Posted by aetchells at 09:52 AM | Comments (51)

January 10, 2008

Who's In, Who's Out

1st place Continentals this Saturday, 10:30pm.

Posted by aetchells at 01:39 PM | Comments (21)

December 27, 2007

Rams Vs Bandits

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Bandit Sunday at 2:50.

YOU IN?

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December 21, 2007

Holiday Rams/Penguins Skate


Rams vs. Penguins - WSC
Sunday, December 23 @ 4:30pm

Posted by aetchells at 07:53 AM | Comments (16)

Murphy's Debuts New Jerseys


As if the extra cases of beer in the locker room weren't reason enough a draw to play for Murphy's, they've now added these sweet new uniforms.

Posted by aetchells at 07:37 AM | Comments (5)

December 14, 2007

In/Out

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Today's In/Out is brought to you by the UCLA Undie Run.

Sunday, 4:30 vs. The Penguins.

Posted by aetchells at 09:58 AM | Comments (7)

December 11, 2007

Christmas Skate

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December 23rd at 4:30 pm Rams Vs Penguins at WSC.

Who's in, who's out?

Posted by aetchells at 02:24 PM | Comments (18)

November 29, 2007

Next Up, Zebra Butt

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Sunday, 9 pm. vs. Zebras.

You in?

Front office says Kevin should be there.

Posted by aetchells at 08:28 AM | Comments (13)

November 25, 2007

Pecks Pond Weekend

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GI Joe says 'Be at the Pecks Pond Hockey Tourney on the weekend of Feburary 15 thru 17 2007 or the wood duck gets it!'

Brett

Posted by aetchells at 07:53 PM | Comments (8)

November 21, 2007

Hockey Weekend

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Rams Saturday 2:00 vs. the Blades

I image we'll roll to the Pour House afterward then to the Beef-N-Beer at 8:00 at Wissy.

You in?

Posted by aetchells at 10:03 AM | Comments (8)

November 19, 2007

Jive Turkey Day Hockey

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Thanksgiving Day Hockey, 10:30 AM.

Posted by aetchells at 01:56 PM | Comments (15)

Jessica Alba To Hand Out Donuts After Hockey*

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Get your day started right with 6am hockey tomorrow at WSC followed by Jessica Alba handing out delicious donuts. * May or may not be true.

Posted by aetchells at 10:58 AM | Comments (7)

November 18, 2007

Open Hockey Tonight At WSC

Just a reminder that there is an open hockey slot tonight and every Sunday at 9:15 pm. Cost is $20.

Posted by aetchells at 10:05 AM | Comments (2)

November 13, 2007

Meet The Meat

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Hey next Tuesday, November 20th we're getting a crew together for dinner at Fogo de Chao, the Brazilian steakhouse in Center City Philadelphia. We're looking at an 8 pm start, drop your name in the comments if you're man enough to take on the Gauchos!

Posted by aetchells at 01:26 PM | Comments (7)

A Proper Flyer

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Posted by aetchells at 01:13 PM | Comments (2)

November 12, 2007

$20 For Beef & Beer

The Beef and Beer needs $20 bucks from all Rams and Penguins players this Wednesday to get things rolling.
Also note, kids are free!

Hoagie made up this swell flyer. Tell all your friends!

Posted by aetchells at 11:23 AM | Comments (1)

Donut Hockey

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Who's in? Who's out? Tuesday, 6am.

Posted by aetchells at 10:00 AM | Comments (12)

November 07, 2007

Saturday Vs. Continentals

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Saturday, 11/10 at 10:30 vs. Continentals

Who's In? Who's Out?

Posted by aetchells at 12:09 PM | Comments (24)

October 25, 2007

Who's In - Who's Out

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Sunday 8:30 vs. Penguins. who's in?

Posted by aetchells at 07:38 AM | Comments (17)

October 24, 2007

Beef & Beer

Beef and Beer is set for Sat, November 24th (Sat after Thanksgiving)
We are anticipating 150+ People for a profit of over $1000 per team!
We need Penguin + Ram volunteers for the following duties:

Assignments:
  • Beer (4 kegs w/ taps)
  • Beef (60lbs)
  • Sausage (20- 30 lbs)
  • Salad
  • Rolls (100 kaiser, 100 12" hoagie) / Tomato Pie (3)
  • Soft Pretzels (50)
  • Chips & Dip / ketchup & mustard / horseradish
  • Paper Products (200 plates/ 200 cups / forks, knives for 150+ /napkins)
  • Cheese (10 lbs American 10 lbs Prov)
  • Baked Ziti
  • Soda (2 cases) / Water 2 Cases)

Thanks,

Jon Buehler / Bill Melissen
The Wissahickon Skating Club
215-247-1759 ext 16
proshop@wissskating.com

Posted by aetchells at 01:18 PM | Comments (23)

October 18, 2007

In & Out

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Game Sunday vs. Zebras Wintersport 2:45 pm. Who's in?

Posted by aetchells at 02:07 PM | Comments (13)

Start Brewing The Coffee

WSC board approved the 6 am slot on Tuesday mornings.
Dowell and Axelrose will be in net.
Coffee and donuts will be served after.

Posted by aetchells at 12:38 PM | Comments (16)

Pour House Party Friday

The Pour House Sponsors The Rams
This season the Rams are proud to announce that the Pour House in East Falls will be a sponsor. As part of the fun we're hosting a party there Friday, October 19th. It's going to be $20 per person for all you can drink from 8-11 PM. We'll have the upstairs so invite all your friends. And of course this means all our Penguin friends too.

Directions

Posted by aetchells at 10:55 AM | Comments (0)

October 15, 2007

2007-08 Statistics Online

2007-08 Statistics
Updated October 15, 2007. As always the stats can be found on the right-hand side of the page.

Posted by aetchells at 11:23 AM | Comments (3)

October 11, 2007

A Reason To Get Your USA Hockey Registration

To kick off the 2007-08 season, USA Hockey members have the opportunity to purchase Flyers tickets for a discounted price of $25. For Oct. 16th and 18th, members will be able to purchase your tickets in advance.
For the remainder of the 2007-08 season, USA Hockey members will be able to purchase tickets the day of any Weekday Flyers game for $25. Tickets can be purchased the day of the game at the Wachovia Center Box Office with a valid USA Hockey ID.

Posted by aetchells at 03:45 PM | Comments (0)

Game Sunday

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This Sunday the Rams face the Bandits in a rematch of last years finals. Game time is 2:45pm. Who's in. Who's out?

Posted by aetchells at 09:51 AM | Comments (15)

October 01, 2007

Free Black Lab Puppies


Jenkins asked me to pass this along. If you or anyone you know might be interested in a free black lab puppy contact him. If you aren't in the position to adopt one I suggest you look away before you're sucked in by their cuteness.

Posted by aetchells at 03:33 PM | Comments (6)

Wood Duck Roll Call

Who is in. Who is out for the Fall Wood Duck Open set for this Saturday.
Please post a comment yay or nay.

Posted by aetchells at 09:32 AM | Comments (21)

September 30, 2007

Game One Sunday

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Sunday October 7 at 2:45 at Wintersport vs. Continentals.
Who's In? Who's Out?

Posted by aetchells at 10:16 PM | Comments (15)

September 20, 2007

Penguins Practice Slot

The Penguins practice slot is this Saturday, September 22nd at 10:10 PM.
Everyone is welcome.

Posted by aetchells at 05:01 PM | Comments (0)

September 19, 2007

Game Sunday

The Rams return to the ice this Sunday in a pre-season bout with the Bandits.
2:45 PM.
Who's in?

Posted by aetchells at 12:13 PM | Comments (1)

September 05, 2007

Ante Up You Mutha F*ckers Or I'll Execute Everyone of Ya

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Guys, it's time to pony-up for the season.

I'm going to put our deposit on the card, but need $200 from each of you ASAP to cover it.

Another $150 will be due the first week of October.

That will mean a total of $350 per guy before October 10th.

We need a sponsor. And we need to kick a$$ at the beef and beer to cover the rest.

Thank you kindly.

Make checks out to Philadelphia Rams

Send them to:

Dean Kline
6365 McCallum Street
Philadelphia PA 19144

Posted by aetchells at 01:32 PM | Comments (11)

August 31, 2007

Wood Duck Fall Open

Gentlemen,

The Fall edition of the Wood Duck Open will be held on Saturday October 6, 2007 at 11 AM. There has been some interest in changing the venue where the Wood Duck Open is held. Please respond and let me know if you can play and your vote for where the Wood Duck Open should be held. Remember, we can’t pick too nice of a course, they won’t let us Wood Ducks on to play. Please respond by September 15, 2007 so I have time to arrange tee times and foursomes. Thanks.

- Jones

Posted by aetchells at 10:03 AM | Comments (9)

August 29, 2007

Last Skates Of Summer

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It's the last Wissahickon skate of the summer Thursday night at 9.

Halligan and Yashin are in net.

Of course don't forget there is one more Sunday skate. This Sunday at 11:00.

Posted by aetchells at 03:34 PM | Comments (4)

August 15, 2007

Rams Season

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From the desk of GM Jive Turkey.

The Championship Hangover is wearing off. So let's do it again.

Are you in?

For now, we're looking at Wintersport. Same deal as years past - 22 games. We'll need to be USA Hockey members again ($40) and the league will be around $350. Saturdays, Sundays, Tuesdays, Thursdays ... in my mind the best ice times for mens league in the area. although football fans have a hard time.

If guys have leads for sponsorships, work on it. we could use the loot. Who wants to be in charge of sponsorships? Arty? Bernie? Golin? a Three-headed monster?

We'll have the beef-n-beer, too, I imagine.

If Wintersport is turd for any reason (i.e. not enough teams) we'll move elsewhere. Skatezone Northeast has an A-league, and Icezone in Hatfield does. otherwise, it's getting a slot and inviting teams.

Tim Joyce is moving and it looks like Aldo is retiring. Although I'm not believing it. If he moves up to forward, the Z might take over. And Arty is on the DL. Bernie is skating some, but I'm not sure of a full return date (although team docs think it will be sooner than later).

New guys in the works are Bake, John, and Kierstan.

If you have any thoughts/concerns/ideas for this season, let me know.

I'm skating Thursday and hopefully Sunday. See you at Wissy.

Posted by aetchells at 02:45 PM | Comments (34)

Booty Is Having A Party

All,
I will be hosting my 4th Annual Labor Day Party this year on Sunday, September 2nd (it’s the day before Labor Day, so all you fockers should have off on Monday). There will be plenty of food and beer. Also, we will be having another Kensington Horseshoes Tournament. It will be $5 a person, single elimination with teams picked at random. All cash entry fees will be distributed amongst the winner, runner-up and third place finishers by means of the following breakdown:

1st Place – 65%
2nd Place – 25%
3rd Place – 10%

Also, I will be organizing a Beer Pong Tournament (12 cups per side, Beirut-style rules). If you would like to participate, please try to e-mail me your team, or at least let me know you’re interested. There will be no cash awards for this tournament, only the personal satisfaction of being crowned Pong King of Lansdale.
Let me know if you need directions. My address is:

437 Cedar Street
Lansdale, PA
19446

Party donations of extra food and/or booze are always accepted and encouraged. All girlfriends/wives/significant others/dogs are welcome to attend. Please let me know if you can make it so I can plan accordingly. Please feel free to forward this e-mail along to anyone whose address I do not have. Thanks.

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August 01, 2007

Baseball

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Bernie, Amos, Dean are playing a little hardball at Doubleday Farm in Carlisle PA on Saturday. Doubleheader. If you want to come, directions are at www.doubledayfarm.com. Game 1 is at 3:00. If you want to play, put a post down below. We'll ask bern's roomy if there's a spot. Games are $60 a piece.>/p>

Here are promos from year's past ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQj8zrEgn90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOh95GcpXao

Posted by aetchells at 12:51 PM | Comments (1)

July 23, 2007

Tourney In Bethlehem

Jonny Walker, aka the gay goalie has a team in a tournament up in Bethlehem.

I would like to invite you and anyone else from the Lagerheads that wants to play to a tournament in Bethlehem, PA. It is the weekend of Aug 3. The price is $60 and we are guaranteed 4 games. We are looking for up to 6 more guys. Free beer in the locker room after the games and there is a live music festival that weekend here as well. Should be fun...
Contact Jon at walkerdb7@gmail.com if you are interested.

Posted by aetchells at 03:37 PM | Comments (0)

July 19, 2007

Cast Away

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July 18, 2007

First Annual Art Festival!

After hockey on Sunday come on down to the Pour House in East Falls for the first annual Art Festival. There'll be drink specials and even a special appearance by yours truly!

Posted by aetchells at 04:39 PM | Comments (3)

July 02, 2007

Feed TO's Children

3rd Annual Feed T.O.'s Family Charity Softball Game

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Location: Mondauk CommonsMondauk Commons - Corner of Susquehanna & Dillon Road, Upper Dublin, PA US

When: Saturday, August 11, 11:00AM

Please RSVP through the Evite.

Posted by aetchells at 09:50 AM | Comments (0)

June 23, 2007

Happy 40BD4Z

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June 21, 2007

Wissahickon Reopens

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Wissahickon reopens Monday with three skates a week.
  • Mondays at 8:30.
  • Thursdays at 8:45
  • Sundays at 10:30.

Mondays will feature Golin's little brother in goal.
Dowell and Wang in nets most Wednesdays.
Dowell and Mystery Goalie on Sundays

Posted by aetchells at 11:25 AM | Comments (9)

June 14, 2007

RSVP For Aldo's 40th

Aldo's having a 40th Birthday Bash on Saturday, June 23rd. Pool party and everything.

RSVP by June 16th. Details after the jump.

Aldo’s 40th Birthday Day Bash!
Pool Party
Bring your bathing suits and a sleeping bag everyone welcome to crash overnight plenty of room

R.S.V.P by June 16, 2007

Aldo and Rosa - Telephone: 856-467-4950

Date: Saturday, June 23, 2007
Time: 2:00 p.m.
*Rain Date: Saturday, June 30, 2007*
Time: 2:00 p.m.


4 and 6 Ethan Terrace
Woolwich (Swedesboro), New Jersey 08085
Backyard Party

Directions

From Delaware :
I-95 North to 322 East ( CommBarry Br/New Jersey)
Stay left once over bridge and follow 322 East(5 miles)
Merge onto I-295 S outh and follow approx. 1 mile
Take the Centre Sq. Road exit 10—toward Centre Square Road
Make a left at exit traffic light onto Center Square Road/CR-620 S
Follow about 1 mile and you will see the WheatherBy sign on your right, continue on about 200 yards and turn left into the Wheatherby Development– which is Holly Drive
Go around circle and hang right onto Ashburn Way
Follow to your first left which is Ethan Terrace!
- Second and Third house on your left

From Bucks/Chester /Delaware County Via Route 476:
Follow 476 South to the end and merge onto I-95 South, stay in the right lane, go approx. 1 mile to 322 East.
Merge onto US-322 E via exit 4 toward CommBarry Br/New Jersey
Follow directions above from #2 of ’From Delaware:

From Philadelphia-Walt Whitman Bridge:
Take Walt Whitman Bridge and then stay in left lane for approx .5 miles, merge onto 295 South via ramp on the left
Follow I-295 South for approx 16 miles
Take the Center Sq. Road exit 10-toward Swedesboro
Follow directions above from #5 of ’From Delaware:

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Sale At Skatezone

Flyers End of Season Tent Sale

Save 10-75% off all merchandise including Flyers and Phantoms apparel, jerseys, hats, jackets, equipment, and more.

When:
Saturday, June 16th and Sunday, June 17th
Where:
Gear Zone
Virtua Health Flyers Skate Zone
601 Laurel Oak Road
Voorhees, NJ

Posted by aetchells at 10:41 AM | Comments (5)

June 04, 2007

Benefit For Breast Cancer

Carter asked to have this posted, so check it out, you don't want him purposely shooting at your head.
Benefit Golf Outing

Posted by aetchells at 04:36 PM | Comments (1)

May 05, 2007

Party Post

z's got buns. bern got beer and the house. dean got meat, wings, soda/etc. can anybody come up with ...

Cheese
Lettuce, tom, onion
Ketchup, Relish, Mustard
Forks & Knives
Napkins

thanks

Posted by aetchells at 12:53 AM | Comments (11)

May 02, 2007

Nello IV Memorial Beef and Beer - Friday, May 11th 7-11PM

Sean Heron asked that I pass this along.

Next Friday, May 11th, stop by Washie's Firehouse in Conshohocken (it's across the street from The Great American Pub by the parking garage). All you can eat and drink for $35 (beer, wine, soda... mixed drinks for the degenerates are extra).
It is for charity in memory of my friend's twin brother, Nello Naticchione IV, who passed away in third grade of heart failure. It's a good time, for a good cause.
Worst comes to worst, its a good start to a Friday nite... it's not hard to eat and drink your $35 worth. Hope you guys can come!

Posted by aetchells at 11:11 AM | Comments (1)

April 30, 2007

Party Sunday

Cup Party at Bern's!

Sunday, May 6th ... RAMS and FRIENDS

Feel free to bring the lady friend and youngin's.

We're getting a keg, burgers & dogs. Feel free to bring a side or whatever else you want.

Bernie's is on Glenside Ave, right near the train station.

We'll get started around 1:00 after the morning skate.

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April 27, 2007

Happy 21st

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It's Halligan's 21st birthday today. he plans on getting lit at his uncle's restaurant on Bethlehem Pike in Flourtown. anyone feel like going? Booty will be there around 7 PM. spread the word.

Posted by aetchells at 05:14 PM | Comments (3)

April 06, 2007

Money In The Bank

Player Coach Dean Kline has said there is some money in the bank. We're gonna get a keg and re-hash the season. May 6th, Sunday 1:00pm (after the Wiss Skate) Rams & Friends party on Glenside Ave. Wiffleball, Beer, party favors, and Food will be provided.

Posted by aetchells at 03:07 PM | Comments (5)

March 31, 2007

Game Three: Sunday Night

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Come one, come on!

Posted by aetchells at 12:19 PM | Comments (4)

March 22, 2007

In-n-Out Cup Edition

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It's game one of the Wintersport A-League Championship, Sunday at 2:50. Who's in, who's out, who needs us to set their wife straight? Will anyone be there to heckle the Russians?

Posted by aetchells at 05:35 PM | Comments (15)

March 11, 2007

Spring Forward

Don't forget, today is the beginning of daylight savings time, spring forward.

Posted by aetchells at 03:32 AM | Comments (3)

March 09, 2007

In-n-Out Playoff Edition

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It's the playoffs! Sunday at 4:30. Who's in, who's out? Colin's got beer duty.

Posted by aetchells at 01:21 PM | Comments (12)

March 06, 2007

Free Hockey

The Stealth forfeited their game against Murphy’s tonight so PJ has a free ice slot from 8:20pm to 9:50pm tonight.
Be there or be a loser.

Posted by aetchells at 12:33 PM | Comments (3)

March 01, 2007

Who's In Who's Out

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Last game is this Sunday at 2:50. Who's in, who's out. Who's on the fence.
Carter has beer duty.

Aldo is out. Colin is out.

Posted by aetchells at 04:18 PM | Comments (20)

February 07, 2007

thorslist::::....

Carmen asked me to post this to the web site.

Roommate Wanted
Large farmhouse

Lansdale area
Rent 2nd floor ( two bedrooms, private bath)
Plenty of storage and living space
Rent would be (1 person- $450 +util), (2 people-$300 + util)

Available March 1st
Contact Carmen at 215-787-8215

Posted by aetchells at 09:53 AM | Comments (2)

January 26, 2007

Keep These Dates Open

Below are the days of Wintersport CML playoff games. Please try to avoid having birthdays, dinner parties, medical emergencies, child births, bouts of narcolepsy or any other events on these days.

Thanks.
The Management

First Round
Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 1vs4, 2vs3

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 - 1vs4
Thursday, March 15, 2007 - 2vs3

Sunday, March 18, 2007 - 1vs4*
Tuesday, March 20, 2007 - 2vs3*

Finals
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Sunday, April 01, 2007*

If necessary

Posted by aetchells at 04:15 PM | Comments (0)

January 24, 2007

Game Thursday at 10:40 vs. Zebras

Let's get back on track, boys.

Also, Lagerheads, I have the Can/Am paperwork and a good lead on a solid goalie. Come prepared with checks for $100 made to Can/Am or CC numbers and we'll get this show on the road to Toronto.

Posted by aetchells at 11:41 AM | Comments (8)

January 19, 2007

Check Out The Statistics

Check out the statistics page. It's all up to date and comes with a a great bit of art work by Bernie.

Posted by aetchells at 03:53 PM | Comments (1)

January 18, 2007

Cheap Hockey Tonight

Jim Blackwood just inherited an ice slot at Melody Brook tonight from 6:20 to 7:50pm. Cost is $5.
Open to everyone.

Posted by aetchells at 11:57 AM | Comments (4)

Day Load

Do you guys like daylight? Do you guys like drinking? Then join our favorite UP-er, Jones, Golin, Amos and a cast of thousands for a day load this Saturday downtown. Expect the festivities to start around lunch time and go till much later. Jones supposedly has to actually leave around 7 but we've all heard those stories before!

Posted by aetchells at 10:50 AM | Comments (3)

January 15, 2007

Pecks Pond Update

Brett was up to the pond over New Years and there is no ice, just a lot of water. Bummer. There has been some talk about moving the weekend getaway to Feb. 9th instead of on the 2nd because of something called the "Superbowl". does the new date works for everyone? Brett's hoping this will give mother nature time to get off her dead ass and make some ice for us to fall on (it's slippery).

Posted by aetchells at 11:02 AM | Comments (3)

January 03, 2007

Rams Compete With Zebras, Eagles

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Sunday's game against the Zebras will also compete with the Eagles wild card game. Who's in, who's out. Pens play before us, so they'll be a big crowd at Big Heads to catch the second half with.

Posted by aetchells at 01:16 PM | Comments (16)

December 27, 2006

No Hockey Tonight

How about a beer at Downey's at Front and South Streets?

In 1976, Jack Downey swung open the mahogany doors to his classic bar and restaurant for the first time. By doing so, he, his family, and staff were welcoming Philadelphians to a lively new dining experience at Front and South Streets.

Yeah whatever, on Wednesday nights Heather works there.

Her shift starts at 8 PM, bar-top dancing usually starts around 11. Or so I've been told.

Posted by aetchells at 03:29 PM | Comments (0)

December 21, 2006

Wintersport Standings as of 12/21/06

Overall Standings
TeamGPWLTPts
Bandits1164113
Rams1154212
Penguins1155111
Continentals1156010
Zebras114619

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December 20, 2006

Support PETA

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And by support I mean check out the naked chicks at the Burberry store on Walnut Street. PETA is protesting in front of the store at noon.

Posted by aetchells at 10:28 AM | Comments (0)

Bandits Tonight

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Who's In Who's Out?

Posted by aetchells at 10:16 AM | Comments (11)

December 15, 2006

Bernie and the B-Side Prophets Play Monday

Bernie and his B-Side Prophets compatriots are playing World Cafe Live on Monday evening.

Amos, Goat and I are all planning on making an evening out of it. We figure on stopping by Grace Tavern to see Leo and get some grub and pre-game beer on before heading across the bridge to World Cafe Live.

Anyone else in?

Posted by aetchells at 01:27 PM | Comments (5)

December 13, 2006

Services for Shane Halligan

The Viewing for Shane Halligan will be held this Friday night at Holy Martyrs in Oreland.
Funeral Mass Saturday December 16th at Holy Martyrs.

Posted by aetchells at 03:34 PM | Comments (0)

December 12, 2006

Springfield High shooting a suicide

Billy Mel asked this to be passed this along. It has been confirmed that the boy that shot himself at Springfield High School today was Chris Halligan's little brother Shane. He was 16.

Posted by aetchells at 03:01 PM | Comments (12)

December 11, 2006

Pecks Pond

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Brett is trying to organize a weekend getaway trip to the Great White North known as the "Poconos" for some drinking, pond hockey, snowboarding, titties and any other activity one might want to partake. IBrett has a cabin at Pecks Pond which has 7 "beds" plus other various pieces of furniture to pass out on. He's had upwards of 20 persons spend the night/weekend on various occasions with little trouble. He's thinking about the weekend of Feburary 3rd, go up Friday till Sunday.
Interested, leave a comment.

Posted by aetchells at 10:42 PM | Comments (9)

Corey To Bartend

Remember that guy who used to play for the Rams. He went down to Florida to retire or something. Well it didn't stick and he's back in the 'hood. He just completed a bartending class and is behind the bar Tuesday night. And with the rest of us Penguins, Rams and Lagerheads such experts in the bar business, albeit on the stool-side, why not stop in and give him some helpful pointers.

Corey will be bartending at Spanky's Pub in Manayunk. Spanky's is located at 4630 Umbria Street. He'll be behind the bar from 6 to 10 and there will of course be drink specials.

So come on out and support one of your own in an endeavor we can all get behind.

Posted by aetchells at 10:35 PM | Comments (0)

December 02, 2006

Rams/Pens Sunday

Game time is 4:30. Who's in? Who's out? Will the ice melt?

Dean has beer duty. Jones probably will have doody in his jock.

Posted by aetchells at 03:18 PM | Comments (8)

November 22, 2006

Jive Turkey Day Hockey

Thanksgiving Open Hockey kicks off at 10:45 AM. Be there or be jive!

Traveling this weekend? Use traffic.com to check the traffic.

Posted by aetchells at 12:53 PM | Comments (6)

November 20, 2006

Thanksgiving After Hours!

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Carter and "Lou" invite us all to their Thanksgiving After Hours party on Thanksgiving night.

The turkey is gone, you're stuffed to the gills and sick of hanging out at the kiddie table... What's left to do? A Thanksgiving After Hours of course! Bring your holiday cheer and join us for drinks, a backyard fire and yummy leftover cranberry sauce.

Join us Thanksgiving Night!

Feel free to bring your favorite wine or drink and join us as we kick off the holiday season!
Guests welcome!
Hope to see you soon!

More details after the jump.

Host: Carter and Mary Linn "Lou"
Location: Our Place
901 Patriot Dr, Lansdale, PA
When: Thursday, November 23, 8:00pm
Phone: 610-291-6918 or 610-955-1779

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November 17, 2006

Rams vs. Bandits This Sunday

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Rams face the Bandits Sunday at 6:10 PM. Carter's on beer duty.

Who's out?

Posted by aetchells at 02:07 PM | Comments (4)

November 14, 2006

Rams Draft Younger

Germantown - Philadelphia Rams today inked a deal with 20", 7.5 pound "Jake" Shoup, a prospect from suburban Philadelphia.
In this unprecedented move, the Rams add more depth to the lineup to survive the grueling CML schedule.
"It's a new strategy for us," said team GM Jive Turkey. "With as much drinking as we're forced to do with our schedule, we thought it would be good to have a guy that's under 21. At first we meant years, but days work, too."
Proud winger/defensemen/dad/golfer Jamie had little to say in a team statement other than, "We had a boy last friday. Pass this along to the guys."

Jake Shoup

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November 13, 2006

Monday Night Football In The Falls

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Hey there, the Pour House in East Falls, MVP's favorite bar is having a big bash for Monday Night Football this week and we're all invited. There'll be Miller Lite Girls and Tanya from WYSP. In addition to the babes there will be drink deals all night. And if Kratz shows up, Irish Car Bombs.

The Pour House
4213 Ridge Ave, Philadelphia, PA (map)

Posted by aetchells at 02:02 PM | Comments (5)

Rams vs. Pens Rescheduled

Tuesday 12/26/06 at 9:00 PM.

Are we good with that date?

Posted by aetchells at 01:55 PM | Comments (4)

November 10, 2006

Next Game: Rams & Penguins

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Saturday, November 11, 2006 @ 10:30 PM Penguins vs Rams Beer Duty, Billy Mel

Tim's out.
who else?!

Posted by aetchells at 12:28 AM | Comments (11)

November 03, 2006

New Calendar

The Philadelphia Rams and philadelphiarams.com are proud to announce the new and improved Calendar, powered by Google. Check the Rams schedule at a glance as well as other big events that are coming up.

To add this calendar to your existing Google Calendar account click this link.
If you use Apple's iCal or any iCal compatible application you can add the calendar via this link. ical
If you would like to subscribe to the calendar via an RSS reader, this XML feed should do the trick. xml

Posted by aetchells at 02:16 PM | Comments (0)

Rams Vs Bandits, Sunday

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Bernie AMOS has beer duty. Who is not going to be there?

Posted by aetchells at 10:07 AM | Comments (2)

October 30, 2006

Reminder: Beef & Beer Is Coming Up

Yes the Penguins/Rams Beef And Beer is just around the corner. And if you don't volunteer for a role, expect to get one assigned to you. So start planting the seed in friends' ears. Details to follow.

Penguins/Rams Beef & Beer

Posted by aetchells at 12:19 PM | Comments (8)

2006-07 Statistics Now Available

The 2006-07 Rams statistics are now available. They will always be available on the right column, or just click below.
View Statistics

Posted by aetchells at 10:22 AM | Comments (8)

October 18, 2006

Open Hockey Tonight At 9 PM

Don't forget there is open hockey tonight at Melody Brook.
Remember the directions, take 309 north from the Turnpike till you're pretty sure you must have missed it, then you'll see Yum Yum Donuts on your left, cross the train tracks and look for the poorly illuminated sign on your left. You can't miss it. Well you can, but if you see Hockey Heaven, you know you went too far.
Think of Melody Brook as more of a hockey purgatory. Would have said hockey limbo. But limbo doesn't exist anymore. Except at Hedonism.

That is all.

Posted by aetchells at 03:07 PM | Comments (0)

Saturday Against The Zebras

NEXT GAME SATURDAY NIGHT 8:50 pm against the Zebras.

We know a few guys are missing but don't remember them all...

Dean is out
Bern is out
Tim is out

Who else?

Posted by aetchells at 02:48 PM | Comments (8)

September 29, 2006

Early Season Schedule

Sunday 10/1 @ 2:50 vs. Zebras (preseason but with refs)
Sunday 10/8 @ 2:50 vs. Penguins

Saturday 10/14 @ 10:30pm vs Continentals
Saturday 10/21 @ 8:50pm vs Zebras (pens play after us)

Wednesday 10/25 @ 8:30 vs Continentals

Posted by aetchells at 01:10 PM | Comments (1)

September 25, 2006

Save The Date

Beef 'n' Beer at WSC Saturday, November 25th

We have blocked off the date and time. We have the rink from 8pm to 12AM +. We need to start planning now so we can plan in detail. We need to stress a big turnout (150 people vs last years 90). We really only start to make money after the 60th or 70th person so a large turnout is a must.

Posted by aetchells at 07:22 PM | Comments (6)

September 20, 2006

Season Opener Scheduled

Sunday, October, 1st at 2:50 PM vs. Zebras.
Who's in?

Posted by aetchells at 10:06 AM | Comments (6)

September 15, 2006

Skate With The Bandits

Join the Bandits for a Sunday Skate at Wintersport

Jim Blackwood welcomes gys to the Bandits skate this Sunday at 2:50.

Yo Guys!

The Bandits just got an ice slot at Wintersport this Sunday, but we are missing most of our players. If anyone wants to come out and skate with us, please drop me a note. Or just show up!

Sunday 9/17, 2:50P-4:20P

I will bring a case of (cheap) beer.

-Jim

Posted by aetchells at 12:30 PM | Comments (0)

September 12, 2006

Melody Brook Starts Tomorrow

Open hockey at Melody Brook starts Wednesday September 13th at 9 PM. Be there or be a Wood Duck.

Posted by aetchells at 02:23 PM | Comments (0)

September 07, 2006

Rams Ice Time

The Rams pre-season ice slot will be Saturday September 23 at 8:50 PM.

Posted by aetchells at 10:59 AM | Comments (6)

September 01, 2006

New Rules For USA Hockey

2006-07 New Standard of Play and Rules Emphasis

The principles of this new enforcement standard include the following:

  • The use of the stick will be limited to only playing the puck.

  • The stick will not be allowed to in any way impede a player’s progress.

  • The use of a free hand/arm will not be allowed to grab or impede a player’s progress.

  • Players who use their physical skills and/or anticipation and have a positional advantage shall not lose that advantage as a result of illegal acts by the opponent.

  • Players will be held accountable for acts of an intimidating or dangerous nature.

Posted by aetchells at 03:19 PM | Comments (6)

August 25, 2006

2006 Light Jerseys

We're looking at ordering light colored jerseys this season to go along with our totally awesome, but too seldom worn maroon sweaters.
We were thinking about maybe a gray jersey instead of the traditional white.
We are looking to order these jerseys within a week or so, so comment or be left out in the cold.

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August 19, 2006

Gear Zone Blowout Sale in Warminster!

The Gear Zone's second inventory sale of the summer is taking place on Saturday, August 26th from 9am-5pm at Face-Off Circle in Warminster, PA. Save up to 75% off all items! Get your entire hockey and skating needs filled at the Gear Zone, our full-service pro shop. The Gear Zone offers all major hockey and skating brands, exclusive Flyers and Phantoms merchandise, and low prices. It's located at all Flyers Skate Zone facilities as well as Warminster, PA and Vineland, NJ.
For additional information please call 215-672-5450.

Posted by aetchells at 11:29 AM | Comments (1)

August 17, 2006

Booty Party

Fellas,

I'll be having my 3rd Annual Labor Day Party on Sunday, September 3rd. This year will feature the first ever Kensington Horseshoes Tournament. If you want to participate in the tournament, you must get there by 3:00 PM. This is because we do not want to be playing the championship in the dark. Tournament cost will be $5 per person. Teams will be picked out of a hat at 3:30 when everyone is there. The winners will receive an undisclosed amount of CASH. The amount will be determined by how participants we have. All party donations of food and drink will be accepted. If you guys know whether you can or cannot make it, give me a heads up so I know how much beer to get. The address is:

437 Cedar Street
Lansdale, PA
19446


Let me know if you need directions. Wives, girlfriends and significant "others" (Andre and Brnich) are all welcome. Feel free to forward this to anyone I missed.

love always,

Booty

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Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money

From the desk of the Jive Turkey:
Gents, our first $100 is due 8/25. that's next week!!!
I'll be at wissy tonight if anybody has their check. Make it payable to Philadelphia Rams. Payment 2 ($200) is due in 3 weeks. If you can, just pay $300 now, then you'll be off the hook till 11/1.

Payment schedule:
  • First payment 8/25 = $100
  • Second payment due 9/18 = $200
  • Third payment due 11/1 = $115
  • Last payment due 12/1 = variable but no more than $20

More Details

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August 16, 2006

Tee Up For Tatas

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Carter passes this along. Tee Up For Tatas. A golf tournament that benefits the Susan G. Korman Cancer Foundation.
They're in need of a couple more foursomes.

Download Flyer

The 1st annual “Tee up for Tatas” Proceeds Benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation’s 3-Day Walk for a Cure

Friday, August 25th, 2006
Twining Valley Golf Course

www.twiningvalley.com
1 pm Shotgun Scramble

$100.00 / Person

Hot Dogs and Sodas at the turn
BBQ, Beer and Wine at conclusion of the Tournament
Prizes for Overall Score, Closest to the Pin and Best/worst Outfit
Please complete form & return with your payment to:

Mary Linn Menegon
PO BOX 3055
Maple Glen, PA 19002

If you have any questions, please call Mary Linn Menegon 610-291-6918,
Steph Fisher 215-272-1743, Michelle Lynch 856-220-0099 or Jess Hartman at 215-802-9063.


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August 04, 2006

Money, Money, Money

From the desk of the Jive Turkey:
OK boys, i got the information from the rink today. They have an aggressive payment schedule, that if we can meet it, we will get up to $1000 in discounts.

Full-Timers Pay:


  • First payment 8/25 = $100

  • Second payment due 9/18 = $200

  • Third payment due 11/1 = $115

  • Last payment due 12/1 = variable but no more than $20


MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO PHILADELPHIA RAMS (Bernie and I are opening an account).

SEND THEM TO:
Dean Kline
6365 McCallum Street
Philadelphia Pa 19144

Cash and money orders are also cool. Chickens, calves, sheep are not currency.

Between Bernie and I, we'll also be at Wissy Thursdays and Sundays for payment.

I'm giving you the raw numbers. this is the most we will have to pay. we're working on money from Bigheads, and the beef and beer at Wissy. We have to be really diligent about getting friends and family to the b&b, we could save an additional $50 a guy.

Full-timers after the jump.

This is based on 15 full timers:
dean
bernie
billy
rob
golin
snappy
amos burns
colin
aldo
artie
carter
shoup
tim joyce
Codaire
Kevin

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August 02, 2006

Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall?

Stay cool. How about we all take over a locker room at Wissy and pour back some cold ones tonight?
It's freaking hot.

Posted by aetchells at 11:23 AM | Comments (0)

July 31, 2006

Kwok Not Quak Screws Aramini

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Jim Aramini stopped by hockey yesterday morning and showed off his x-rays. Nine screws!

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July 11, 2006

Rams Update

Rams - As summer hits its stride, we are keeping the rams machine running full bore. We're working on a couple sponsorhsips and are waiting for the rink to get thier shizzle together with a new GM.

Not yet sure what the season total is going to be but we will need $ early to get the best discounts from the rink. also, the earlier we start collecting, the less we can make the monthly payments (although full boats are always welcome).

We also have a couple new guys to add, which is good news as we're losing a couple. if you have any recruits, let dean and bernie know.

Anyway, look for an email next week (from dkphilly) with as many financial details as possible, but plan
for $50 due in early august with another $100 due in September. Some guys have credit left over from last year, so don't worry we have that noted.

See you at the rink.


Dean

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July 06, 2006

Open Hockey Tonight At 9 PM

Open hockey tonight and the rest of the summer will begin at 9 PM.
Dowell and Wang in goal tonight.

Open hockey Sunday at 10:30 AM.
Dowell and Jager Bomb are in net.

Posted by aetchells at 01:30 PM | Comments (5)

July 02, 2006

Sunday Services Return

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Come rejoice at the altar of hockey this Sunday as Sunday morning hockey returns. 10:30 at Wissahickon.

Posted by aetchells at 08:22 AM | Comments (0)

June 09, 2006

REMINDER: Sunday Skate

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On Sunday June 11th there is an open hockey slot for Rams, Penguins and friends. Jim's bringing the first two cases of LaBatt Blue.

Wintersport Ice Arena
Sunday June 11
7:50 to 9:20 PM

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June 05, 2006

Wintersport Skate

On Sunday June 11th there is an open hockey slot for Rams, Penguins and friends. Please confirm whether or not you can come, a ten-on-ten is needed to guarantee breaking even, Jim doesn't want to lose any of his playoof winnings in the deal.

Wintersport Ice Arena
Sunday June 11
7:50 to 9:20 PM

Posted by aetchells at 12:26 PM | Comments (5)

June 01, 2006

SIGNAL LOST

HEY OLN? WHERE'S YOUR SIGNAL.
ASSHOLES

Posted by aetchells at 09:34 PM | Comments (3)

New Sponsor

We here at Philadelphiarams.com have always wondered if there's any money in this web stuff. So we're thrilled to announce our first sponsor. Philips Bodygroom.

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May 31, 2006

Huge Sale

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Dean gives us the heads up that 1800faceoff.com is having a HUGE relocation sale. Stock up on Z-Bubbles.

Posted by aetchells at 10:28 AM | Comments (0)

May 14, 2006

Wood Duck Winners

The foursome of Brnich, Quenzer, Pat, and Arthur Orr won the 2nd Annual Wood Duck Open with a score of 6 under. And for the next year they'll be known as the ultimate Aix sponsa.

Posted by aetchells at 09:05 AM | Comments (1)

May 12, 2006

Playoff Pool

Can anyone stop the A-Train? He's in first with 128 points and an amazing 13 players left.
Points Players Left
Atrain 128 13
The Hoagies 121 8
LJ's Team 115 11
RD Bradbury 114 7
Klams (Karlbrad) 112 10
Art's Gourmet Shots 108 8
Miller Life Allstars (Mark H.) 105 10
Charlie's Horse  jones 103 10
McGretzky 103 8
Golin 95 8
Denny Philly Fakeouts 95 7
Deaner 95 7
ZDALDO 91 6
Bern Fiyah 88 5

Posted by aetchells at 10:38 AM | Comments (4)

May 11, 2006

Memorial Day Party

Carmen's having a party!

When: Sunday May 28, 2006
Time: 3PM to Whenever
Location: Carmen's House
Address: 1550 Franklin St.Kulpsville, PA 19443

Carmen's address does not register in Mapquest. But it looks like you can get directions using Microsoft's Virtual Earth. Look for the intersection of Sumneytown Pike and Bustard Rd. As you enlarge the map all the way you can see the intersection. Franklin St. is just South on Bustard Rd.
Horseshoes, beer-pong, Kensington horseshoes. If anyone want to bring something else like wiffle ball or anything feel free.
All are invited. Penguins, Rams, other teams, whomever. Beer will be supplied. If everyone can bring some sort of side dishes, or chips, dip, desserts, napkins, paper plates, cups, whatever it would be appreciated. Carmen will try to get a better idea of how many people will be there and let people know. Please let him know if you are coming and what you will be bringing.
If anyone has any questions give Carmen a call--- Carmen’s Cell- 215-787-8215

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May 04, 2006

Thursday Night Hockey

Tonight at 8:45pm. Kevin "I Only Had 3" Dowell and Halligan are in net. Come out and play.
Excercise those Hockey Demons, and we don't mean the Devils!

Posted by aetchells at 02:55 PM | Comments (7)

April 27, 2006

Thursday Hockey

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Hockey Tonight at 8:45pm sharp. We have had good skates, come on out.
Axel -Rose and Dowell are in net.

Posted by aetchells at 02:33 PM | Comments (3)

Head Count

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Jonesey needs a head count for the Wood Duck Open.
He needs to know by May 6th to schedule tee times. Is 12 noon OK for everyone?

The list is after the jump:

Definite

  • Bernie
  • Brnich
  • Brett
  • Carter
  • Pat McDonald
  • Bob
  • Jenkins
  • Carmen
  • Quenzer
  • Jonesy
  • Champ
  • A-train
  • Dan Gunning
Possible
  • Art
  • Shoup
  • Dowell

Posted by aetchells at 02:20 PM | Comments (9)

April 25, 2006

Playoff Pool Standings

LJ 35 Points
RD Bradbury 35
Atrain 33
The Hoagies 32
McGretzky 32
Klams (Karlbrad) 32
Art's Gourmet Shots 30
Denny Philly Fakeouts 28
Charlie's Horse jones 27
Bern Fiyah 27
Golin 26
ZDALDO 24
Deaner 23
Miller Life Allstars (Mark H.) 22

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April 21, 2006

Hockey Playoff Pools Due Today

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Just a quick reminder that your Hockey Playoff Pool picks are due by the time the first puck drops, 7 PM today!

Posted by aetchells at 03:35 PM | Comments (4)

April 13, 2006

Thursday Night and Easter Hockey

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Just a reminder that we have ice tonight (Thursday) at 8:45pm sharp. Don't come too late as the first 26 players will play and everyone else is out of luck. Bruce and Dowell are in net.

We also have ice Sunday (Easter) at 11:15AM sharp. We want to be done skating by 1:00pm so we can maximize our drinking time. Yashin and Halligan are in net. Happy Easter!

Posted by aetchells at 01:34 PM | Comments (2)

April 11, 2006

It's Alive!

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Yes! PhillyPenguins.com is alive. Check out the Penguins new web site. You'll find a wrap up of yesterday's Ducks vs. Hoseheads matchup and some other cool stuff. So check out the Pens site, guaranteed to have more information on the ponies than this site!

Posted by aetchells at 03:27 PM | Comments (0)

April 10, 2006

2nd Wood Duck Open

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The 2nd Annual Wood Duck Open is upon us. It will be Saturday May 13th at Twining Valley Golf Club. Would a Wood Duck play anywhere else?

Posted by aetchells at 12:13 PM | Comments (14)

Zebras Sweep Bandits

Zebras knock off the Bandits 8-3 to win the Wintersport A league.

Posted by aetchells at 10:10 AM | Comments (0)

April 09, 2006

Wintersport A League Finals

In game one of the finals between the Bandits and the Zebras the Bandits jumped out to a 4 to 1 lead before giving up 7 goals! Including three while the Bandits were on the power play.
Final score Zebras 8, Bandits 5.

Game 2 is Sunday at 8:50 PM.

Posted by aetchells at 02:00 AM | Comments (2)

April 07, 2006

DYNASTY

Congratulations to Murphy's for winning their second straight Wintersport Winter League Championship.

Way to go guys!

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Posted by aetchells at 11:10 AM | Comments (8)

April 06, 2006

Thursday Night Hockey

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Come on out 8:45pm. Repeat, 8:45 PM start time. Don't get into the habit of showing up at 9:00pm because if we have a week were we have too many guys, the first 26 can play. everyone else is out of luck. Bruce and Halligan are
in net.

Posted by aetchells at 12:44 PM | Comments (0)

April 05, 2006

Flyers Pens Tix

See (or Heckle) Sid the Kid

Dean has tix for Tuesday’s Flyers vs. Penguins Match up.

Lower Level. I’ll sell the pair, discounted b/c I like you guys, at $125.

dkphilly@yahoo.com

Posted by aetchells at 02:54 PM | Comments (0)

April 03, 2006

Hockey, Hockey, Hockey

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Spring time is a great time for playing hockey and Wissahickon Skating Club has hockey for you. In addition to the Monday and Tuesday night drink fest spring league there's the Rams/Penguins & Friends Thursday Invitational as well as the always popular Sunday skates.
Thursdays are 8:45 PM
Sundays are 10:30 AM

Week one turnouts were a little weak so come on out and start working on that chiseled physique you'll need for the beach this summer.

Posted by aetchells at 12:55 PM | Comments (0)

March 21, 2006

Raz

Our friend Raz has passed away.
Richard W. Risley Death Notice

Posted by aetchells at 04:42 PM | Comments (26)

March 07, 2006

Wintersport CML Standings

Overall Standings
TeamGPWLTPts
Zebras19144129
Rams19114426
Bandits18115224
Penguins20117224
Continentals19711115
Conference Standings
TeamGPWLTPts
Zebras1173115
Bandits1163214
Penguins1255212
Rams1244412
Continentals122815
Updated 3/7/06

Posted by aetchells at 12:12 PM | Comments (0)

March 06, 2006

Save the Dates

CML playoff dates are as follows:
Semifinals
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Saturday, April 1, 2006*

Finals
Tuesday, April 4, 2006
Saturday, April 8, 2006
Sunday, April 9, 2006*

* If necessary

Thanks to Kev for the tip.

Posted by aetchells at 12:56 PM | Comments (0)

Flyers Tickets

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Anyone interested in a pair of Flyers tickets for tonight's game against the Montreal Canadiens? Two tickets, section 204, row 1, seats 1 & 2. $47.50 each. First come, first served.

Posted by aetchells at 09:11 AM | Comments (0)

March 03, 2006

BREAKING::: Coddaire Shelved

snowysign.jpgInstead of serving top shelf liquor Matt will be on the shelf tonight as Thursday morning he made like Jose Theodore and slipped and tumbled down his front steps messing up his left foot. X-Rays proved negative but he'll miss his guest bartending gig. On the good side, the Pour House will still be open for business.

Posted by aetchells at 01:19 AM | Comments (0)

March 01, 2006

Reminder: Matt is bartending Friday at the Pour House

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Matt the "MVP" is guest bartending Friday night from 10-midnight at the Pour House in East Falls.
Some more details are available here.
Be There!

Posted by aetchells at 05:27 PM | Comments (0)

1000th Comment

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Congratulations, with the most recent post by senor no es rapido PhiladelphiaRams.com has hit 1000 comments in just under nine months. Woooooo! Ding! Woooooo!

Posted by aetchells at 02:45 PM | Comments (4)

February 28, 2006

Closing In on a Milestone

We here at Philadelphiarams.com are closing in on a milestone. I won't say what exactly it is but it'll happen in the next few days.

Posted by aetchells at 10:41 AM | Comments (3)

February 23, 2006

MVP To Guest Bartend

The Pour House
Join Matt "MVP" Coddaire as he tries his hand at the other side of the bar next Friday, March 3rd, as he guest bartends at the Pour House in East Falls.
Matt will be making like Tom Cruise in Cocktail between 10-12 so come on down and stump Matt with exotic drink orders like Mint Chocolate Chip martinis or two Miller Lites.
The Pour House is on Ridge Ave in East Falls and directions are available here.

Posted by aetchells at 12:25 PM | Comments (3)

Wintersport Standings

TeamGPWLTPts
Zebras17124125
Bandits16114123
Penguins17106121
Rams1694321
Continentals16610012
As of 2/23/06

Posted by aetchells at 11:33 AM | Comments (0)

February 16, 2006

Congrats to Conybear

Congratulations to Jeffrey and his wife on the birth of their baby girl.

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Charlotte was born Friday Feb 10th at 6:22 PM, she was 6 lbs 3 oz.
Mom and baby are doing fine and I hope to see everyone at the rink soon, and thanks guys for all the well wishes.

Jeff, Ellen, & Charlotte

Posted by aetchells at 02:48 PM | Comments (0)

February 12, 2006

Game's On

The Game is on. See you there.

Posted by aetchells at 12:24 PM | Comments (5)

February 02, 2006

DUI PATROLS PLANNED FOR SUPER BOWL SUNDAY

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Police in southeastern Pennsylvania will be working on Super Bowl Sunday to
stop drunk drivers. With the help of Pennsylvania Department of Transportation (PennDOT) grant funds, many officers will skip their own game-day parties to conduct DUI patrols on area highways.
DUI patrols will be conducted throughout the region as part of the TEAM DUI
Southeast PA program, a coalition of law enforcement, the PA DUI Association, and PennDOT. Locations may include Routes 202 and 30 in the West Chester area of Chester County; Route 13 in the Ridley Park area of Delaware County; Route
202
in the Valley Forge area of Montgomery County; Routes 611 and 202 in Bucks County; and many other highways.

Posted by aetchells at 08:57 PM | Comments (0)

February 01, 2006

Fundraiser at McFadden's

As most of you may know I've been an assistant coach for St. Joseph's Prep lacrosse for the past several years. In August 2004 one of the players passed away in an automobile accident. A fund has been set up in his memory and the first event is Saturday afternoon, February 11th at the McFadden's at the Ballpark.
There will of course be lots of beer, cheesesteaks, and wings.
Details after the jump.


The 28 CLUB was founded to memorialize Pat Byrnes whose St. Joe's Prep jersey bearing that number was retired by his coaches and teammates following his untimely death in 2004. Pat's love of lacrosse has inspired his family and friends to establish a fund to support the development of the sport at St. Aloysius Academy and St. Joseph's Preparatory School.

The 28 CLUB would like you to join us for our inaugural event to help
raise money and to keep Pat Byrnes' memory alive.

The event will be 4pm-7pm Sat. Feb 11th at McFadden's at the Ballpark.
Park in the lot on Darien Street.

Tickets are $25.00 at the door and will include Cheesesteaks, Wings
and Draft Beer.

There will be a raffle (Donations are welcome) as well.

If you cannot attend a donation may be sent to Tom Byrnes:

28 CLUB
801 Edwin Lane
Bryn Mawr, PA 19010.

Contact Jacques Bagley for more info:

djb1313@gmail.com

Posted by aetchells at 02:38 PM | Comments (0)

January 25, 2006

SOLD: Who Needs Tickets

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I'm looking to sell a pair of tickets to the Flyers vs. Montreal game tonight. Seats are section 204, row 1, seats 1 & 2. $47.50 ($55 face value). I can deliver the tickets to you via email. First poster in the comments gets them.

And to whet your appetite, the Habs have brought up a goon who broke Zdeno Chara's face earlier in the season. Donald may have a dance partner tonight.

Posted by aetchells at 10:13 AM | Comments (0)

January 19, 2006

Games Rescheduled

Rams vs Blades for this Sunday has been rescheduled for Monday 2/6 10:50PM.
Rams vs Penguins from 3/11 has been rescheduled for Monday 2/27 7:30PM.

Posted by aetchells at 10:56 AM | Comments (0)

January 18, 2006

Standings as of 11/18/06

A Division
TeamGPWLTPts
Zebras1393119
Bandits1384117
Penguins1384117
Rams1373317
Continentals1358010
B Division
TeamGPWLTPts
Stealth1385016
Green Parrot1468012
Blades1358010
Brewers1321104
As of 1/18/06

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January 17, 2006

Sunday's Game Postponed

This Sunday's Rams vs. Blades game is postponed. A make-up date will be posted when known.

Posted by aetchells at 03:06 PM | Comments (0)

January 11, 2006

Year in Review the Statistics

People often ask how many people really visit philadelphiarams.com. And so today we give you a peak behind the curtain and tell you some intersting statistics regarding our little web site that could.

Philadelphiarams.com is a site with a target audience of about 30 people, all of whom play for the Penguins, Rams, or Lagerheads. Despite such a small defined audience the site has become more popular than anyone could have ever imagined. People visit from Florida, Illinois, Michigan and even Europe.

In 2005 the site was visited 12,831 times, the peak being September when as the new NHL was in its ultimate frenzy we saw 2,280 visitors.
And people came with a voracious appetite for hockey news and pure goofiness, the site recorded over 145,000 page views in 2005 and saw page views grow each month.
We also seem to be an egotistical bunch as only the schedule page was visited more often than the statistics page.

In late 2005 Philadelphiarams.com started to get picked up by search engines like Google, MSN, and Yahoo!. It was interesting to see some of the search terms that had people landing at the site:

  • carter leonards

  • puck bunnies

  • signs and symptoms of the sports hernia

  • elisha cuthbert

  • girlfriend coddaire

  • jenn sterger

All in all, a very impressive year for philadelphiarams.com, and if the early January numbers are any indication, 2006 will be even bigger.

Posted by aetchells at 11:55 PM | Comments (3)

Standings as of 1/11/06

TeamGPWLTPts
Zebras1393119
Bandits1274115
Penguins1274115
Rams1263315
Continentals1257010
As of 1/11/06

Posted by aetchells at 11:19 PM | Comments (0)

December 28, 2005

Wintersport CML Standings

TeamGPWLTPts
Zebras1173115
Bandits1063113
Penguins1164113
Rams1153313
Continentals1156010
As of 12/28/05

Posted by aetchells at 12:28 PM | Comments (0)

December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas

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A Christmas Story is running all day on TBS. Did you know any of this trivia about the movie?
  • To find an American city resembling an Indiana town of the 1940s, director Clark sent his location scouts to twenty cities before selecting Cleveland, Ohio, as the site for filming.
  • Parts of the movie, including the Christmas tree shopping scene, were filmed in Toronto, Ontario. One of Toronto's trademark red trolleys can be seen driving by the shot of the outside of the tree lot.
  • The St. Catharine's Museum owns the original Daisy Red Ryder 200-shot Carbine Action BB Gun and box used in the film, two pairs of Ralphie's glasses including the pair that was smashed, and two scripts.
  • Jack Nicholson was considered for the role of Mr. Parker - "The Old Man".
Check out IMDB.com for more A Christmas Story trivia.

Posted by aetchells at 12:57 PM | Comments (2)

December 21, 2005

WSC Holiday Skates

The Holiday skates are as follows:

  • New Years Eve: 4:00pm-5:45:pm.

  • New Years Day: 12:00pm-2:00pm

The Christmas eve skate is officially canceled.
Also no hockey at Melody Brook next Tuesday, it will resume in the new year.

Posted by aetchells at 09:58 AM | Comments (0)

December 19, 2005

Looking for New Years Ideas?

Join Bernie and the Manny Trio at the Solaris Grille in Chestnut Hill.

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Posted by aetchells at 11:52 AM | Comments (2)

December 15, 2005

Rams Might Leave Glenside

Glenside — Into waning hours of the workday Thursday, Ram’s brass, Glenside Borough Officials, and a few other drunk guys continued negotiations at Union Jacks. The objective: Keep the Rams financially solvent, thus keeping them in Glenside, and among the top 5 squads in the CML-A at Wintersport.
“It’s something every team is going to face now that our fan base has gone to the New NHL,” said a team spokesperson who requested anonymity. “We’ve lost our revenue base. This year’s beef and beer collection was short. We’re gonna have to buck up.”
Glenside mayor Paddy O’ Furniture was unavailable, and is believed to be looking for help from state governor Fast Eddie Rendell, who promised slots proceeds. In the meantime, each player is being asked to bring $65 to Sunday’s tilt vs. the maligned Hoagie City Penguins.
“this match up is always a good one. Maybe we’ll cover with the gate.”

Posted by aetchells at 02:39 PM | Comments (2)

December 14, 2005

Christmas Shopping/Drinking Opportunity

TRUNKADERO-WebF-(3).jpgThis Saturday there is a great Christmas shopping/drinking opportunity from 1-6 PM at the Trocadero in Philadelphia.
If you need to finish or start your Christmas shopping Trunkadero table after table of interesting wares. Beyond that though is a beer tasting sponsored by Yards Brewery, a kissing booth run by the Bawdy Girls; my roommate and quizzo host extradonnaire Johnny Goodtimes; as well as Wang Newton, the gender bending Asian phenomenon who is "fresh off the boat, the ruv boat baby.
The admission is free and the beers are cheap.

Posted by aetchells at 03:25 PM | Comments (2)

December 13, 2005

Reminder, Melody Brook Tonight

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The turnouts have been poor but the skates have been good. 7:45 PM Tuesday.

Posted by aetchells at 01:58 PM | Comments (1)

December 08, 2005

First Ever Rams Giveaway Night

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Commemorate Bernie's historic tirade by attending the Rams and Zebras matchup tonight at the Wintersport Ice Arena. The first three fans in attendance will receive a "F*ck You You F*cking F*ck pin courtesy of American Apparel. American Apparel, the latest in a long line of companies that have realized sex sells.
In addition to the free pins there are a number of reasons to attend tonight's game.

  • Will Colin try to decapitate a Zebra?

  • Will Bernie blow up?

  • Will the Rams be slow out of the gate after feasting on the B League?

  • Will Matt remember the beer?

  • Will the Rams tie again?

  • Will Hurricane Schwartz ever be right?

  • Will Walsh show up for a beat down?

Come out and see these answers for yourself.

Posted by aetchells at 02:42 PM | Comments (0)

December 03, 2005

Hey, I'm still drunk!

Lots of drinking last night. Details to follow as I remember them. Plan to repeat the performance today and visit the Mitch Gaylord Entertainment Center tonight to watch the Flyers and the Predators tonight.

Posted by aetchells at 01:38 PM | Comments (2)

December 01, 2005

Off to Nashville for the Weekend

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Going to see the Flyers and the Predators as well as experience fine Southern hospitality. Posting will resume Monday.

Posted by aetchells at 10:52 PM | Comments (0)

November 25, 2005

Black Friday Special

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As FM radio sucks more an more each day perhaps you've been thinking of getting XM radio for yourself or someone else this holiday season.
Well Philadelphiarams.com is happy to inform you that you can get an XM radio at a highly discounted price through XM's Friends and Family plan. Check out the .PDF for details and then get shopping on the Friends and Family web site.
Use daniel.battista@xmradio.com as your sponsor to take advantage of this offer, and feel free to forward to as many of your own friends, family, and colleagues as you like!

Posted by aetchells at 10:42 AM | Comments (0)

November 23, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving!

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- Thanks to Zdaldo for the pic.

Posted by aetchells at 04:52 PM | Comments (0)

Hmmmm, Road Trip?

Pittsburgh Penguins at Washington Capitals
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February 11 @ Washington 7 PM
Good tickets still available.

Posted by aetchells at 02:12 PM | Comments (0)

Too Much Tequila

Bartender jailed for lethal tequila

32-year-old Norwegian bartender was sentenced to six months in prison Wednesday for serving a customer so much tequila that he fell into a coma and died.
According to a district court in the southwestern city of Hokksund the bartender, whose name was withheld, pleaded guilty to serving 34-year-old Leif Henning Nilsen 19 shots of the strong Mexican liquor in 90 minutes at the Spiseriet restaurant in May 2004.

Posted by aetchells at 09:56 AM | Comments (0)

November 22, 2005

Saturday Skate Open To ALL

We have ice at Wintersport this Saturday at 5:50pm.
ALL WELCOME TO COME.
$15 for non Rams/Penguins.

Oh, And The Manny Trio will be rocking out at Solaris w/ the full band on
Wednesday night (thanksgvEve amateur drinking night.)

happy jive turkey day fellas.......
Bern
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Posted by aetchells at 01:07 PM | Comments (0)

November 18, 2005

Thanksgiving Skate

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The Thanksgiving skate will begin at 11:45am sharp. There is another rental at 1:30pm so we have to be off of the ice at 1:15pm. Please, no peeing in front of women and children this year.

Posted by aetchells at 02:18 PM | Comments (0)

November 15, 2005

Reminder: 7:30 at Melody Brook Tonight

Melody Brook is at 7:30pm tonight. We'll move the time after tonight.

Posted by aetchells at 05:15 PM | Comments (0)

November 09, 2005

Vote for the Time of the Melody Brook Skate

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Vote on the right hand side for your preferred time for the Tuesday skate at Melody Brook.

Posted by aetchells at 02:02 PM | Comments (0)

November 04, 2005

Thor on IR; Doc Prescribes Viking Boot.

boot.jpgScandinavia - The wind blows cold here at the Etchells family compound in the Scandanavian hinterland. But not as cold as the news that Arthur "Thor" Etchells will miss six weeks due to a heel spur.

"Ugh. Argh." Thor said as he spoke to GM Dean Kline via ram-horn conference. "My heel has a spur and I'm out for a while." Thor underwent treatment for the spur, which involved a 30-minute ram-manure soak, blood letting, and 6 pints of Grog, still doctors say he'll be out 6 weeks.

"Thor's condition is a rare one among his people, and made worse due to his also having swelling of the Achilles tendon," said Doctor Helmut Horn from the Leif Ericson Explorer and Rehab Center. "We've prescribed a unique boot, characterized by a reinforced heel, crepe sole, chromium tanned top grain cow hide and a seam up the back of the leg for added circulation." Doctor Horn also said a gay design at the top speeds healing.

In lieu of cards and flowers, please send raw zebra meat.

Bone Spur X-Rays
X Ray 1
X Ray 2

Posted by aetchells at 03:11 PM | Comments (1)

November 02, 2005

Wintersport Ice Slots

Hockey this Saturday has been cancelled.
We will take the two Wintersport practice slots in late November. and December.
Rams & Penguins Skate

  • Sat. Nov. the 26th (5:50 to 6:50)

  • Thurs. Dec. 29th, 10:40pm - 12:10am

Posted by aetchells at 05:07 PM | Comments (0)

Tuesdays at Melody Brook Start on 8th

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Melody Brook Rams/Penguins skate will start next Tuesday at 7:30. We look forward to this skate being just as fun and competitive as our Thursday night skates at Wissahickon.
For those who may not know, Melody Brook is on 309 in beautiful Colmar, PA.
Map & Directions

Posted by aetchells at 04:59 PM | Comments (1)

Standings as of November 2

TeamGPWLTPts
Bandits53117
Zebras53117
Penguins63217
Rams62137
Continentals51402
As of 11/5/05 11/2/05

Posted by aetchells at 10:59 AM | Comments (2)

November 01, 2005

Hockey Dog Gets Card

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Congratulations are in order, Hockey Dog, everyone's favorite puck eating canine has received his own hockey card at PhiladelphiaRams.com.
Check out the complete hockey card gallery.

Posted by aetchells at 12:10 PM | Comments (1)

Injuries Mount as Rams Prepare to face Blades

The Rams enjoyed the first month of the season going undefeated in their first four games and were generally feeling good about themselves. But now as the first game of November approaches the injuries have begun to mount. First Snappy went out with a bad back, then Matt missed the last game with a bad shoulder. And now heading into tonight's game Art is out with what has been diagnosed as a heel spur. Adding to that is Rob Melissen out with an undisclosed upper body injury and brother Billy, whose pussy hurts. Dean Kline reacted to the injury rash with this understated response:

"Well, my pussy does not hurt and I will be there. In fact, my pussy is hot, wet, and in need of some action. And, yes, I'm bringing it to every skate I can. So when we meet up with the Zebras, Penguins, Bandits, and Continentals - and they get a good whiff of it (sniff) - they get sent home with the biggest set of blue balls those F'n whack-daddies have
ever seen."

Dean also mentioned he's be providing the beer for tonight's game. Hopefully enough for this little fella.

Posted by aetchells at 10:56 AM | Comments (8)

October 31, 2005

Tuesdays at Melody Brook?

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We can get ice at 7:30 to 9:00 on Tuesday nights. How many Rams would be interested in playing in that slot? Please post in the Comments if you're interested.

Posted by aetchells at 12:12 PM | Comments (9)

October 27, 2005

Rams/Pens Skates

Rams, Please reply to Bernie and tell him which skate works best for you. These are free skates for us as they are owed from the rink for getting in our stuff on time. Let Bernie know if you think you can make it so he can give A-Train ahead count.


  • Halloween Mon 10/31 8:00P-9:00P

  • Sat 11/5 3:00P-4:30P

  • Sat 11/26 5:50P-6:50P

Posted by aetchells at 08:52 PM | Comments (3)

October 24, 2005

Standings as of October 24th

TeamGPWLTPts
Bandits53117
Penguins53117
Zebras32015
Rams51135
Continentals40400
As of 10/24/05

Posted by aetchells at 11:07 AM | Comments (2)

October 17, 2005

Wintersport A-League Standings

TeamGPWLTPts
Bandits32015
Penguins42115
Rams41035
Zebras21013
Continentals30300
As of 10/17/05

Posted by aetchells at 04:59 PM | Comments (0)

October 16, 2005

What Time Is It? It's Goat Time!

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Bring your game face.
Carter has beer duty.

Posted by aetchells at 12:17 PM | Comments (4)

October 10, 2005

Play Against the Colonials

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Who wants to play Saturday vs. Valley Forge Colonials?
UPenn. 7:00 pm. Beers afterward.

In -
Dean
Bernie
Art
Chris
Coddaire
A-train
Shoup (maybe)

Anybody else - Pens, Rams, other guys - let Dean know ASAP, please, or comment below.

How about Rob or Colin? Bender and Snappy ... are you up for it? Hoagie, you can't resist. Bern - what about Peak?

Posted by aetchells at 02:45 PM | Comments (0)

October 04, 2005

Full Schedule Released

The full winter season schedule has been posted on the Wintersport Web Site.

Update:
The full schedule is now available on PhiladelphiaRams.com.
The schedule is also available as a download here. The download is compatible with Apple's iCal, Microsoft Outlook, and a host of online calendar applications that support the iCal standard.

Posted by aetchells at 02:20 PM | Comments (1)

September 30, 2005

Pre-game at Dean's

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Dean's gonna grab a case or two if anybody is interested in coming to his place for a beer or 10 before the b & b. oors open at Saturday at 7:00.

6365 McCallum Street
Philadelphia, PA 19144

Cell - 267-251-2554
House - 215-848-4691

Directions
From East Falls/Roxborough - take Walnut Lane across Lincoln Dr. Turn left
at light onto McCallum. It's a couple stop signs up. If you get to
Johnson, gone too far.

From Wissy - take Germantown Pike east towards town about 2 miles. Make
a right Johnson street. Straight though light at Cherokee. Left onto
McCallum. Third house on the left. It's white/grey with black shutters.

From I-76, take Lincoln Drive exit. Stay on Lincoln for two lights.
You'll see signs for Mt. Airy and Germantown. Make right on Johnson. Go
through two lights. Turn right onto McCallum. (there's big orange brick
building on the left of johnson where you turn). Third house on the
left. It's white/grey with black shutters.

Posted by aetchells at 02:09 PM | Comments (2)

September 26, 2005

Who's up for another team?

Chris Golin and Leo are looking for players for a team in Aston. Of the Wissahickon crew, Denny, Snappy, Razz, Leo,
Hockey Bob, Chris and Art are in. There are another 4 or 5 others that want to skate but are looking for some more players to fill out the roster. The team is sponsored by Yards Brewery and that means free beer after each game!

Posted by aetchells at 02:48 PM | Comments (1)

$20 for Beef & Beer Supplies

We need everyone to pay 20 bucks before the weekend so we can pay for beer and supplies.
Please drop it off at the pro shop as soon as possible. If you can get it here before Thursdays skate that would be great.
Everyone needs to pay even if you are not attending the event as it will benefit the team.
Any suggestions and volunteering of jobs are still welcome.
What type of beer do you all want to drink?

Posted by aetchells at 12:34 PM | Comments (3)

September 24, 2005

Flyers Tickets for Saturday

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Anyone interested in Flyers tickets for Saturday's home pre-season opener? The game is Saturday at 7pm versus the Washington Capitals. Tickets have a face value of $55, I'll take the best any offer.

Call me if you're interested. (267) 679-0537.

Posted by aetchells at 10:50 AM | Comments (1)

September 23, 2005

More Games Announced

Some more Ram games were posted. The full schedule should be available on monday after the rep meeting.

  • Sat. Oct. 8th 3pm vs. Penguins
  • Sunday Oct. 16th 2:50pm vs. Zebra
  • Sunday Oct. 23rd 10:40pm vs. Bandits
  • Tuesday Nov. 1st 10:40pm vs. Blades

Posted by aetchells at 05:08 PM | Comments (1)

Gratuitous Hot Babe of the Day

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More Vida Guerra

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Valuable web site

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Really useful web site to find the cheapest gas around Philadelphia. Probably doubly useful as Rita gets set to jack up Houston, Galveston, and gas prices.
PhillyGasPrices.com.

Posted by aetchells at 03:03 PM | Comments (0)

Who wants socks?

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The new jerseys are in and looking great, now all that is missing are some matching socks. I am looking to order Colorado hockey socks (the ones on the right). If you want me to order you some too, leave a comment and I'll order you a pair too. $11 a pair.

Posted by aetchells at 11:12 AM | Comments (5)

September 22, 2005

Ludwig's Garten Oktoberfest this Saturday

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Ludwig's Garten Seventh Annual Oktoberfest is this Saturday from noon till 8 pm outside, and all night inside.
Always a great time, Oktoberfest closes down Sansom Street downtown between 13th & Broad. In addition to fine German beers there is always a roast pig and the finest wursts. So come on down, make a day of it, and plan on taking SEPTA home.

Posted by aetchells at 12:59 PM | Comments (0)

September 19, 2005

Less Than Two Weeks to Beef & Beer

And we need volunteers.
See the spreadsheet and volunteer for items, food, or cooking.
Also Rams and Penguins should get their $20 in now to cover the costs of these items.
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Posted by aetchells at 03:31 PM | Comments (4)

September 15, 2005

Payment Reminder

If you're playing tonight and haven't paid bring your money. Everyone needs to be paid in full ($350). Give checks to Bernie (made out to Wintersport) rather then sending into the rink so he can keep record. Also bring cash for the jerseys, $40 a piece.
If you don't pay, you'll be publicly outed on the deadbeat ticker.

Posted by aetchells at 10:49 AM | Comments (1)

September 14, 2005

The Roots at the Kimmel Center Friday

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Not sure if there's much crossover between fans of the Roots and readers of PhiladelphiaRams.com but Philadelphia premier rap group is playing at the Kimmel Center this Friday. They put on a great show.

Posted by aetchells at 01:30 PM | Comments (1)

September 13, 2005

Payment Needed to Save $400

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The payment deadline to receive an additional $400 off the season price is September 24th. Everyone needs to be paid in full ($350). We will still be a little short, but we'll try to figure this out somehow. Please give checks to Bernie (made out to Wintersport) rather then sending into the rink so he can keep record. The jerseys are in, $40 a piece from those who haven't paid yet, straight up cash homey.

Posted by aetchells at 09:35 AM | Comments (0)

First Two Games Announced

Rams vs. Continentals - Tuesday September 20, 10:40 PM
Beer Duty: Bernie
Rams vs Bandits - Sunday September 25, 7:50 PM
Beer Duty: Billy

Posted by aetchells at 09:28 AM | Comments (0)

September 08, 2005

Wintersport Men's League Rules

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Wintersport has posted their men's league rules on their web site.
The highlights include rosters are frozen after game ten, each player will must have a helmet decal displaying level of play and a serial number to keep track of players. And all players must have unique numbers on their jerseys.

LEAGUE OVERVIEW
Pre-season Game
21 game regular season, followed by playoffs
50% of teams in each division make the playoffs
All championship series are best of 3 games.

Game Times
Regular game times may include but are not limited to: Sundays
2:50PM, 4:30PM, 6:10PM, 7:35PM, 9:15PM,10:55PM; Mondays
10:50PM; Tuesdays 10:40PM; Wednesdays 9:30PM, 11:10PM;
Thursdays 10:40PM and Saturdays 8:50PM, 10:30PM

Team Rosters: Each team will be allowed a maximum of 20 players rostered. If
for any reason a player must be added or dropped from your team a form must be
completed and given to the League commissioner. Teams will be permitted to edit
their roster until their 10th game of the season. After the 10th game the rosters will
be set. All rosters must be complete and submitted to the league commissioner at
the mandatory team rep meeting. The rosters must be complete with the players
name & number. Also to be included with the roster is the name and contact information
for both the assistant and official team representative.

Helmet Tags: Every registered player will receive a helmet tag at the mandatory
team rep meeting, which will have the CML logo, year, level of play and a serial
number to keep track of players throughout the league. Any player without a helmet
sticker will not be allowed to participate in the game. If a player not wearing a helmet
sticker plays in a game, then that team will forfeit the game, and the team
rep will be suspended for one game.

Team Jerseys: It is required that all teams have a jersey and that every rostered
players’ jersey is numbered. No duplicate numbers are permitted. Each team will
have the opportunity to choose their team colors when registering. No two teams
will be permitted to wear the same colors unless they are playing in different
divisions. This will work on a first register first serve basis. With advance orders,
teams may purchase a set of twenty (20) solid color jerseys, screened & numbered
for an additional $500. If interested, please ask for more details.

Player Eligibility: All players must be at least 18 years of age to participate in the
Adult Leagues at Wintersport. Players are eligible for only one team in each Division
and are limited to playing on multiple teams within the League based on the following
rules: Teams are allowed to roster only three (3) players from the next higher
division (Example: only three ‘B’ Division players on a ‘C’ Division team.) Players
rostered on an “A” team may not play on a ‘C’ team. There will be no exceptions to
these rules to ensure fun and fair games. Penalty for violation of these rules is forfeiture
of that game and that player or players and team rep will be assessed a minimum
one game suspension. This will be strictly enforced!

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The Great Nippulini Returns

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The Great Nippulini will be returning to the Philadelphia Fringe Festival this Sunday night at the Fringe Cabaret between 10:30 PM and Midnight. Ask Hockey Bob or myself about the Great Nippulini's unforgettable performance at last year's Fringe. All I can say is, "obviously a major malfunction."

Posted by aetchells at 10:07 AM | Comments (0)

September 06, 2005

Available Practice Times

Wintersport is offering us a free practice slot. Available times are below.
One suggestion is the Penguins and Rams get back to back slots so we have a 2 hour spot.
Post your suggestions in the comments.

PRAC Thursday, September 8, 2005 10:40 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:50 AM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 10, 2005 11:00 AM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 10, 2005 8:50 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 10, 2005 10:00 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 10, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Sunday, September 11, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Wednesday, September 14, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 17, 2005 9:05 AM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 17, 2005 8:50 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 17, 2005 10:00 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 17, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Wednesday, September 21, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:40A-1:10P Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice+1/2hr @$100
PRAC Saturday, September 24, 2005 3:00 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 24, 2005 4:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 24, 2005 5:20P-6:50P Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice+1/2hr @$100
PRAC Saturday, September 24, 2005 8:50 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 24, 2005 10:00 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Saturday, September 24, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Sunday, September 25, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice
PRAC Wednesday, September 28, 2005 11:10 PM Open 1 Hour Comp. Practice

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September 02, 2005

Thursday Hockey Continues

There will be five more Thursday night hockey games taking hockey out to early October. Game times move up fifteen minutes to 8:45 PM.

Posted by aetchells at 06:36 PM | Comments (0)

September 01, 2005

Sharapova Fragrance Hits Stores Today

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Parlux Fragrances, Inc. has recently announced the debut of Maria Sharapova’s fragrance. It launches today.
“I’m very excited about this new opportunity,” stated Sharapova. “I’ve worked with Parlux on developing the fragrance since the beginning and it’s been a really fun, creative experience.”


Note this post is not, I repeat, NOT, a cheap ploy to post pictures of Maria Sharapova.

UPDATE: I said, this is NOT a cheap ploy to post pictures of Maria Sharapova.

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August 31, 2005

THIS SUNDAY

Sunday Sales Of Case Beer Starts This Weekend In PA

Starting this weekend, some 800 other beer distributors across Pennsylvania will have something entirely new on tap -- Sunday hours.

Posted by aetchells at 12:43 PM | Comments (1)

August 30, 2005

Dildo Has a Baby Boy

Former Rams' and Murphy's tone setter Rich "Dildo" Donato is the proud father of a new baby boy.
Lucas Tyson Donato was born at 5:12PM, Monday, August 29, Lucas was 8 pounds, 12 ounces. No word on whether he has a stick bag yet.

Posted by aetchells at 01:21 PM | Comments (1)

Barbecue After Sunday Hockey

After the 11:30 skate this Sunday there will be a barbeque in the parking lot.
And of course after the barbecue at the rink head off to Booty's party.
Directions from Wissahickon Skating Club.

Posted by aetchells at 12:09 PM | Comments (0)

Booty is Having a Party

DSC00894 (WinCE).JPGBooty (Ryan Kearney) will be hosting the 2nd annual Labor Day party on Sunday, September 4th. We'll get started around 3:00 PM. All are welcome to attend. Plenty of beer will be provided, but feel free to bring any types of food and/or drink to liven up the party (no fruitcakes please). Please forward the invite to anyone whose e-mail I do not have. Get back to me if you need directions, or you can find your own. The address is 437 Cedar St., Lansdale PA 19446.

Posted by aetchells at 12:00 PM | Comments (0)

August 29, 2005

Darkness

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Kevin Dowell passes along word that the Darkness is coming out with a new album October 17th. Sure to be big news to all you, what do you call fans of the Darkness, Darkies?
Full Story

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August 26, 2005

Flumfest 7

Flum7Poster.jpgBernie says come up to Nescopeck's Briggs Farm on Labor Day Weekend! Come up Saturday
(the main day) All day/night/next morning event. Only rule, no
dogs.....sorry, there was a bad k9 fight last year with the owners dog.
Other than that, it's really laid back. Check out http://www.flumfest.com
for directions and details. Horse Shoes, Long Drive Contest, Pickle
Slingshot, Live Music, Beer, Bonfire, Live Music, Mayhem.

Posted by aetchells at 10:12 AM | Comments (0)

August 24, 2005

Last Chance to be an Olympian

Curling on Ice: That Great Olympic Sport
Main Line School Night offers a curling class starting October 13 and running for six weeks.

Compete in this fascinating Olympic team sport played with granite stones and brooms on indoor ice. It's fun and easy to learn. In the first session learn the game's history and etiquette. In subsequent sessions, be part of a team and play!

Posted by aetchells at 08:07 AM | Comments (2)

August 21, 2005

Fall, a Good Time to Drink

September 24
Oktoberfest at Ludwig's (13th & Sansom)
Septemer 25
Sippin by the River
October 1
Penguins, Rams Beef & Beer
October 2
Vendemnia - Wine drinking in South Philly
October 15
Stoudt's Micro-fest

Posted by aetchells at 09:42 PM | Comments (2)

August 19, 2005

DUI Checkpoint In Lower Merion This Weekend

penndot.gifThe Pennsylvania Department of Transportation (PennDOT) announced that DUI enforcement will be conducted by TEAM DUI police officers in Lower Merion Township this weekend, starting Friday, August 19. A checkpoint will be conducted along Lancaster Avenue in the Rosemont section of the township.

Posted by aetchells at 10:46 AM | Comments (0)

August 17, 2005

Thursday Skate

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Because of the Colgate Clinic currently going on at WSC, our Thursday night start time this week will be at 9:30pm. Sorry for the late warning. Please spread the word.

Posted by aetchells at 11:50 AM | Comments (5)

Jerseys up in quality, price

Jerseys will be $38 now...but better...drawstrings and higher quality sublimated design.

Posted by aetchells at 11:47 AM | Comments (1)

August 15, 2005

Rams Sign Big Free Agent

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General Manager Bernie Gillespie with big off-season acquisition.

Posted by aetchells at 12:21 AM | Comments (1)

August 14, 2005

Somebody Is Having a Party

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Matt "MVP" Coddaire is having a party on Sunday after hockey. More importantly, so are his neighbors! So plan on playing hockey Sunday and then heading down to Philadelphia's hottest neighborhood, East Falls, for some Sunday grilling, chilling, and swilling.
3610 Indian Queen Lane,Philadelphia,PA (Just down the hill from Murphy's)
Matt's Phone: 609-923-2642

A look through the wall at Matt's neighbors

Posted by aetchells at 10:11 AM | Comments (2)

August 12, 2005

This Weekend

Looking for things to do this weekend?
Don't forget Bernie's band is playing in Malvern Friday night and Sunday Matt is having people over to his place after hockey.
And of course if you are in Abington this weekend, watch out for the DUI checkpoint.

Posted by aetchells at 05:23 PM | Comments (0)

Socialize Carefully This Weekend

penndot.gifDUI Checkpoint Scheduled in Abington
PennDOT announced that a DUI checkpoint will be conducted by TEAM DUI police officers along Route 611 (Old York Road) in Abington Township this weekend, starting Friday, August 12. The planned enforcement is coordinated by Abington Township Police and is part of a TEAM DUI program to target motorists driving under the influence in Pennsylvania. TEAM DUI SOUTHEAST PA is comprised of police officers from numerous departments, PennDOT and the Pennsylvania DUI Association.

Posted by aetchells at 12:52 PM | Comments (0)

Rams Jerseys

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Jerseys will cost $35.00, email your size and # to bernfiremon@hotmail.com
*Also if you don't have a Rams/White Jersey, see if you can find a blank white and I'll slap a cheap # on at no charge. F-U U F'n F!
- Bern

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Bernie Playing in Malvern Tonight

manny.jpgBernie and the full band, Manny Trio, will be at The Flying Pig in Malvern [121 E. King St - (610)578-9208] this Friday. Fresh off our last gig/practice at the Dirty 30 party, we've got new stuff, old stuff, loud stuff, quite stuff, acoustic stuff, elec....you get the idea.

FRI, AUG 12 - The Flying Pig 10pm-1:30am $5 cover

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August 10, 2005

Rams Payments

payment.jpgRams, here’s a payment schedule for full timers.
Bring $150 (check made out to Wintersport) August 11 or August 18. Bernie will collect.
We’ll need the next $150 by September 15th.
The last payment (appx $100) will be in October or November.

Posted by aetchells at 02:16 PM | Comments (0)

August 09, 2005

Congrats to Mary and Dean

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Posted by aetchells at 11:18 PM | Comments (1)

Sunday Hockey

The turnout for Sunday hockey has been light. Don't forget there are benefits to showing up for Sunday hockey. Like the camaraderie, the beer, the sun, and of course the MILF.

Posted by aetchells at 08:03 AM | Comments (0)

August 08, 2005

Start Saving Your Loonies, Boys

Philadelphia Rams HockeyRams … Ian Walsh will be back at work making sure nobody in the NHL skates faster than Mike Maneluk, which means the 2005-2006 campaign at Wintersport is looking to be a great season. Bernie has spoken with Pat Croce (no, not that Pat) at the rink and it seems Pat’s got his shizzle together. He’s created a structure where there are loads of discounts for getting in and paid. If we’re registered by August 24, we get $300 off the total and a free hour of ice. If we’re fully paid by Sept. 25, we get an additional $700 off. That’s a team savings of a $1,000. That’s almost $70 a man. Which is like 72 labatt’s cans for free per guy.
Anyway, for now, it’s looking like $400/man for the 21 game season. That’s with 15 full timers. We can roster 20, so we can carry some subs. Payment on the sub-plan is TBA.
Start saving your loonies, boys.
Let me know what your plans are and I’ll have a payment schedule for everyone soon. We will also be getting jerseys this year.

Posted by aetchells at 11:13 AM | Comments (0)

August 05, 2005

Odds Long for Philadelphia Man in Mini-triathalon

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Las Vegas - Vegas oddsmakers today announce that Mark Jenkins, owner of the local Kensington Horsehoes plant, is a 400-1 shot for winning the mini-triathalon at the shore saturday.
Mark didn't seem too down about that. "I learned how to swim when I was a kid. Biking, too. And I like to run from the cops occasionally, so I feel good."
What Jenkins doesn't feel good about are his odds of suffering myocardialinfarction, or a heart attack.
Sports Radio 610 this mornining reported that oddsmakers are taking 3 to 1 odds that Jenkins has a heart attack and dies during the swim.
"that's been a concern of mine," said Jenkins from his make-shift office, "ever since I started training in Montreal this past April."
For anyone wanting to wish Markus good will or ill, details for the triathlon are here (I think).

Posted by aetchells at 12:01 PM | Comments (7)

August 03, 2005

All Day I Dream About Sid

Adidas has bought Reebok for $3.8 Billion. Colin's Rbk Hockey cap is an instant collector's item. Adidas must have really wanted Sidney Crosby.

Posted by aetchells at 05:32 PM | Comments (2)

August 01, 2005

Looking for Links

Philadelphiarams.com has established a Hockey Links section and we're looking for contributions. So if you have any favorite hockey web sites, blogs, etc. just add themm to the comments.

Posted by aetchells at 09:48 AM | Comments (6)

July 23, 2005

LD50

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Unless a person has developed a high tolerance, a BAC (blood alcohol content)rating of 0.20 represents very serious intoxication (most first-time drinkers would be passed out by about 0.15), and 0.35 represents potentially fatal alcohol poisoning. 0.40 is the accepted LD50, or lethal dose for 50% of adult humans.
Source: Wikipedia

Posted by aetchells at 08:53 AM | Comments (2)

Bumba Jones Gets a Hockey Card

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For all of the hockey cards Bernie has created visit the Hockey Card Gallery.

Posted by aetchells at 08:36 AM | Comments (0)

July 14, 2005

Happy Bastille Day

whiteflag.jpgSure we have our share of fun with the French, because they're so... well, French! But Happy Bastille day, the remembrance of a day a revolution began in France that turned the streets red with blood. So do something French, eat some cake, have some wine and brie, surrender. Whatever you feel best celebrates the day.
On Saturday however, check out Philadelphia's Bastille Day celebration at Eastern State Penitentiary near the Art Museum.

Philadelphia's Bastille Day Celebration kicks off with a kitschy reenactment of the storming of the Bastille, complete with Marie Antoinette's famous let them eat cake quote. This brings a rain of Tastykakes down from the ramparts on the peasants below. After that fun, partake in a freshly guillotined watermelon and enjoy the neighborhood street party with booths selling Kronenbourg and Moet and Chandon Specials! Plus sausage sandwiches as well as live music.
Eastern State Penitentiary - Bastille Day

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Get Out and Vote

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Update: We've added another jersey to choose from, the poll has been reset, check out the choices.
September is just around the corner and that means Rams hockey is back! We'll be getting new jerseys this Fall and want you to vote on your favorite design.
The jerseys themselves will be similar to the Lagerheads jerseys and cost about $30. One thing is certain, the Rams jerseys will be looking sweeter than those dirty Penguin jerseys.
So view the jerseys and vote in the poll in the right-hand column.

Posted by aetchells at 09:34 AM | Comments (17)

July 08, 2005

Somebody's Having a Picnic!!!

salad.jpgThere's a Greek Picnic in Philadelphia. Doesn't that sound good? Gyros, pita, feta cheese, and baklava. Yum....Oh, what's that? Oh, not that kind of Greek. Well the Greek Picnic hasn't been the riot it used to be, but hey, still not a bad weekend to avoid South Street and Delaware Ave.

Posted by aetchells at 02:54 PM | Comments (0)

July 06, 2005

Sunday Hockey at Wissahickon

Sunday Hockey and Beers starts this Sunday the 10th of July at 11:30am sharp.
We only have an hour and a half skate so show up on time.

Posted by aetchells at 05:36 PM | Comments (0)

July 02, 2005

Directions to Jones' House

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From the turnpike, take the Willow Grove exit, take Easton Road south, make your first right onto Maryland Road, take Maryland Road through the light and make your next left onto Computer Avenue. Take Computer Avenue to Welsh Road and make a left, make your next right onto Twining Road, take your first left onto Dale Road, make a left at the stop sign onto Patricia Avenue, my house is on the right. My address is 1811 Patricia Avenue. (It is at the corner of Patricia Avenue and Sandra Avenue).

From Susquehanna Road, take Susquehanna Road, make a right onto Twining if you are traveling northbound on Susquehanna Road (from Glenside area), and make a left onto Twining Road if you are traveling southbound on Twining Road (from Dresher area). Take Twining Road, through the curves and make a right onto Dale Road, make a left at the stop sign onto Patricia Avenue, my house is on the right. My address is 1811 Patricia Avenue. (It is at the corner of Patricia Avenue and Sandra Avenue).

From Welsh Road (S.R. 0063), take Welsh Road, make a right onto Twining Road if you are traveling eastbound on Welsh Road (from Horsham area), and make a left onto Twining Road if you are traveling westbound on Welsh Road (from Philadelphia), make a left onto Dale Road, go to the stop sign make a left onto Patricia Avenue, my house is on the right. My address is 1811 Patricia Avenue. (It is at the corner of Patricia Avenue and Sandra Avenue).


If you still have trouble finding Jones' house call his cell phone. his number is 267-767-7395.

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July 01, 2005

Happy Canada Day

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June 27, 2005

Wissahickon Hockey Resumes Thursday

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Hockey at Wissahickon resumes this Thursday at 9 PM.

Posted by aetchells at 03:21 PM | Comments (0)

June 20, 2005

Last Wintersport Skate

Our last Wintersport scrimmage is Tues. June 21st, 8:30 to 10:30.

Posted by aetchells at 04:52 PM | Comments (0)

June 13, 2005

Jones is Having a Party

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Boys, I am sending out an email to invite people to my party on Sunday July 3rd, from 4 PM on til Upper Dublin's finest shut it down. I supply the beer, you bring the food. Please let me know if you will be attending and what food you are bringing. I do have a pool, so bring your bathing suit if you would like. This will be a family friendly party so feel free to bring wives, girlfriends, kids, etc. I will email out directions at a later time.

Posted by aetchells at 12:29 PM | Comments (0)

June 10, 2005

Check Out the Hockey Card Gallery

Check out the complete gallery of Bernie's hockey cards.

Posted by aetchells at 09:58 AM | Comments (0)

June 01, 2005

Beers Bikes & BBQ

race8.jpgMatt "MVP" Coddaire is having a Manayunk Bike Race Party Sunday.

3610 Indian Queen Lane,Philadelphia,PA
When: Sunday, June 5, 10:30am
Matt's Phone: 609-923-2642

You're invited to the annual BEER, BIKES & BBQ Bash on Sunday, June 5th. Whether you really have an interest in the
Wachovia Bike Race or just the drinking & partying...
- One block from the race route on Kelly Drive. Feel free to bring your friends along - stay all day or stop in to take a break from the race for food & drink... Let me know if you need directions from Center City via Girard Ave or from the Roosevelt Blvd/Rt 1 since Kelly Drive and some surrounding roads will be closed.

AS ALWAYS....DON'T FEED THE BOXER!!

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June Open Skates

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Skates are being scheduled at wintersport for:

  • Sunday June 5th (i.e., this Sunday!): 7:50 to 9:20pm
  • Sunday June 12th: 9:15 to 11:15pm ** UPDATED TIME **
  • Tue. June 21st: 8:30 to 10:00pm

Usual Wissy crowd plus good skating friends to make sure we have enough.

Posted by aetchells at 12:28 PM | Comments (1)

May 10, 2005

Who Didn't Pay???

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Billy Mellissen (pictured above) says, "bring your final checks for the season or I will spit in your general direction."

Posted by aetchells at 03:40 PM | Comments (2)

Yo! Black Door!

The Black Door Aims To Be A Philadelphia "Good Beer" Destination

leffe.jpgHey a friend of mine is officially opening his new bar this Friday. I was beaten senseless by some Belgians last Friday at the soft opening, so I'm looking to extract my revenge on the Leffes this week. So if you like half-priced Belgian beers (and I have a feeling you do) come on down to Second and Bainbridge this Friday night at 6pm. I'll probably need some muscle or mussels with these Belgians.

- Art

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May 02, 2005

Comments Are On

Hey guys, I've turned comments on. This will allow anyone to post their witty remarks any any new posts made to the site.

Posted by aetchells at 05:05 PM | Comments (0)

You're Invited

Just a reminder, everyone is invited to MellorFest '05.

Carter wanted this posted to invite everyone to MellorFest '05.

MellorFest

The Deep Fried Kentucky Derby Festival – Est. 2000

'05 - The Year of the Cock

Date: Saturday, May 7 (Derby Day)
Time: 3:00 - ??? (race starts around 6:00)
Where: 1220 Camphill Road – Ft. Washington, PA

The Usual Suspects: Deep Fried Turkey, that dip thing my mom makes, horseshoes, gambling pools, and – oh year – beer!


New this Year
: DJ Chuck, Karaoke, Trivia, Beer-Pong, Flip-Cup Tournaments, T-Shirts, and other Prizes!!!

This is the sixth annual MellorFest and with it’s rapid growth and escalating cost, we will be charging $10- $15 this year. This fee will provide you with all the food you can eat, all the liquids you can handle, and enter you in the running for the prizes.

Additional parking for MellorFest is available in the Fort Washington Expo Center parking lot, which is a short walk from the Festival. Park in the upper-most lot and walk through the woods towards the raucous.

Questions/Directions/RSVP: Call Justin @ (215)603-4660

Please join us to make this the largest and greatest MellorFest of all-time!!!

Posted by aetchells at 03:29 PM

April 26, 2005

Who Didn't Pay?

Rams owe their last payment of $65 each. Checks should be made out to WSC.
Schwartz owes $115, Coddaire $75 or 7.5 dances.

Posted by aetchells at 10:17 AM

April 21, 2005

Hockey @ Wissahickon

For all those not going to Montreal, there will be hockey at Wissahickon, Thursday at 8:45 and Sunday afternoon at 1 PM.

Stay tuned to this spot for tournament updates.

Qui n'a pas payé?

Posted by aetchells at 11:05 AM

April 13, 2005

MURPHY'S WINS CHAMPIONSHIP

Murphy's, until now best known for its ability to injure Rams players who fill in for them, has turned the hockey world on its ear. Always respected more for their drinking than their playing, Murphy's needed to win its final regular season game just to qualify for the playoffs. Having accomplished that step Murphy's won six of seven playoff games, knocking off the top three seeds en route to the Wintersport Cup. Patient team hockey and exceptional goaltending were keys as the upstart Murphy's squad mowed down the competition in the playoffs. Congratulations to Murphy's on their big accomplishment and head on down to Murphy's in East Falls tonight to eat some wings and drink some beers with P.J., Rock, Art, Kevin? and all the rest of the Murphy's crew.

Posted by aetchells at 09:49 AM

April 11, 2005

How 'bout Them Apples

The Continentals won the Wintersport A League championship Saturday night, stopping the Bandits 2-1.

I'm sure they'll enjoy the trophy.
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Posted by aetchells at 12:59 PM

April 07, 2005

WSC Thursday Night Hockey

pope.hockey.jpgThursday Night Hockey at WSC 8:45pm.
$20 includes beer.
We have had poor turnouts (7-8 a side) the first two thursday nights.
Come on out! He would want you to!


Posted by aetchells at 09:18 AM

Eating & Drinking

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The Brewer's Plate

WHEN: 4 to 7:30 p.m. Sunday.

WHERE: Reading Terminal Market, 12th and Filbert streets.

WHAT: 15 local restaurants partner with 15 local breweries to offer samplings at food stands in the market.

TICKETS: $45 in advance, $55 at the door, 215-386-5211, ext. 102, or e-mail bridget@buylocalpa.org.

Participating restaurants are: White Dog Cafe, Down Home Diner, Fork Restaurant and Bar, Tria, London Grill, Thomas's of Manayunk, Standard Tap, Farmacia, Rose Tattoo, the Black Sheep, General Lafayette Inn, Iron Hill Restaurant, FoodSource, Rx, World Cafe Live.

Participating breweries are: Dogfish Head Brewing Company, General Lafayette Inn & Brewery, Appalachian Brewing Company, Flying Fish Brewing Company, Independence Brew Pub, Iron Hill Brewery & Restaurant, Heavyweight Brewing Company, Nodding Head Brewery & Restaurant, Troegs Brewing Company, Stoudts Brewing Company, Triumph Brewing Company, Victory Brewing Company, Weyerbacher Brewing Company, Yards Brewing Company, Lancaster Brewing Company.

Posted by aetchells at 09:12 AM

April 06, 2005

PhiladelphiaRams.com Voted Best Hockey Site

Roxborough – The PR department awoke to good news this morning at Philadelphia Rams headquarters. It seems, despite the rams lackluster play at times, the team has caught the attention of hockey-starved fans with its website, www.philadelphiarams.com.

After the Rams convincing 5-0 win over St. Joe’s last night, the first shutout win since sliced bread regained its popularity, the team celebrated double as Robbie Mell proclaimed “philadelphiarams.com is my new favorite hockey site.”

His sentiments are echoed by the competition, too, as Jeff Conybear of the Penguins said “Hey what’s your web address? I hear it’s funny stuff,” in an email last week.

A hit with diehard fans since its inception in September 2004, the site’s greatest hits include a goalie pad fund for Kevin (the Rams raised $.25 from a modest and undisclosed philanthropist), the much anticipated Zdaldo name change, commercials for Can/Am Montreal, and most recently an announcement for the new NHL, advertising for dime bags, and a titillating announcement about winger Corey “Playboy” Abrams going on the DL.

Watch for more exicitng stories about Carter bringing a 30-pack of Miller Lite next week.

Posted by aetchells at 02:29 PM

March 31, 2005

Abrams on the Shelf

masseusexxx.jpgDoctor diagnoses Corey Abrams' back problems as a badly sprained back muscle. Prescription includes anti-inflammatories, rest and of course Jenna Jameson as the masseuse.

Posted by aetchells at 04:05 PM

March 29, 2005

Zdaldo the newest Jayhawk groupie?

2005_woku_bottom.jpgWillow Grove, Pa — At the height of the Wintersport Cup Mens League playoff season, all eyes have turned away from the ice. It seems league superstar and general podiatric oddity, Zdaldo has announced that he is retiring and moving to Lawrence, Kansas to pursue his true love: Co-ed Wannabe Swimsuit Models.

Zdaldo agent, Jerry Mcguire – who also fell in love at “hello” with a recent calendar featuring the Women of KU — announced today that he and Zdaldo will “move operations to Lawrence.” In his address, McGuire sited “tits, ass, and fresh meat every year” as the main factor. “Not to mention,” he continued “that Zdaldo is growing tired of blasting slapshots from the left wing past unworthy goalies.”

Posted by aetchells at 05:35 PM

March 21, 2005

Summit Series Returns This Thursday

summit.jpgThe Penguins/Rams Summit Series returns this Thursday at the Wissahickon Skating Club. $20 a game includes intense hockey and cold beer. Game time is 8:45.

Speaking of epic struggles check out the Canadian Broadcasting Company's look back on the 1972 Canada/Soviet Union Series, great audio and video.

Posted by aetchells at 10:34 AM | Comments (0)

Easter Hockey

mlarocque.jpgWe cannot promise the Easter Bunny, or even Bunny Larocque, but we can promise a release for that sugar high.

Open hockey this Sunday at the Wissahickon Skating Club at noon.

Posted by aetchells at 10:28 AM | Comments (0)

March 16, 2005

Wissahickon Adult Hockey

Here are the details regarding Wissahickon's Adult Hockey League. Feel free to direct people here for the details.

ADULT SPRING HOCKEY LEAGUE – B LEVEL

MARCH 29, 2005 – MAY 28, 2005
  • $2,300.00 Per Team
  • Payment Schedule:
    • $1,150 due before first game.
    • $1,150 due April 26, 2005
  • Game Slots: Each team will play one game per week
    • Tuesdays: 7:30 PM – 9:00 PM / 9:15 PM – 10:45 PM
    • Sundays: 7:30 PM – 9:00 PM
  • 15 Minute Stop Time Periods
  • Referee fees included
  • 9 game schedule plus playoffs
  • All USA Hockey rules apply
  • All Teams must be set prior to your first game
  • Fighting: 1st Offense: (2) Games
    2nd Offense: League Suspension
Contact Gump Whiteside: Director of Hockey: 215-247-1759 x 17 or hockey@wissskating.com

Posted by aetchells at 04:15 PM | Comments (0)

February 22, 2005

Beer Bitches Named

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  • Sunday Feb. 27 - Matt Cofone

  • Wednesday March 9 - Billy Mellissen

  • Sunday March 13 - Matt Coddaire

Posted by aetchells at 03:04 PM | Comments (0)

February 16, 2005

NHL Out, Rams In

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Philadelphia – The Philadelphia Rams, on hiatus since January 19th when the NHL owners and players union picked up negotiations in earnest, will resume their regular season play Saturday verse the Stealth.

“We have a lot of players whose careers are up in the air,” said team rep Dean Kline from his plush office atop Rams Tower. “And we didn’t want to burden them with the distraction of our games during the final stages of NHL negotiation.”

Now, however, the NHL season is kaput. And the Rams are eager to get back on the ice. Focused.

“We’re 5-9-1 right now, poised for an amazing run at the WMCL championship,” added Kline. “Once the Bandits and Zebras forfeit the rest of their games, and we beat the tar out of stealth, we’re sitting pretty.”

On tap for beer duty this weekend are Dave Kratzer for Saturday, Corey Abrams for Sunday. Much appreciated.

Also, remember a few extra coins for the rink. We’re about $35 a player short.

Posted by aetchells at 01:51 PM | Comments (0)

February 01, 2005

Updated Rams Schedule

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Here's the updated Rams Schedule.
Don't forget, there is also hockey Wednesday at Melody Brook, and Thursday at Simons. Both nights start at 9 PM.

The full schedule has also been updated.

Posted by aetchells at 10:20 AM | Comments (0)

January 17, 2005

Lagerheads Announce Roster for Montreal

m_lager.jpgRoxborough — It’s one of the most tense moments in every athletes career: Final cut day. Oh, the horror.
“Did I make it?” The question, and ensuing anxiety loom large. Sleepless nights. Sweaty palms. Urine soaked couches the result of self medicating with beer and liquor. But today, at least for some, the jitters, the nerves, the butterflies are all replaced with relief … the feeling that comes from a hard day’s work on the ice and in the bar. Because today, the Lagerheads (les tetes de biere) Front office has released its roster for the Can/Am hockey tournament in Montreal. Much debated and heavily scrutinized by out-of-work NHL analysts, the roster is fit and trim … even if the players aren’t.

Aldo
Arty
Bernie
Billy
Brnich
Booty
Carmen
Codaire
Cofone
Colin
Corey
Dean
Hoagie Brother John
Jones
Jenkins
Osama Bob Laden, formerly Hockey Bob
Wanger

16 skaters and Wanger in net.

Don’t forget to get your roommates squared away and your paperwork to me by 2/10. We have an odd number, so somebody might have to triple up. Any questions, let me know. I’ll be in touch about jerseys and travel arrangements.

Posted by aetchells at 07:17 PM | Comments (0)

December 29, 2004

Rams Reminder #892

Game vs. Bandits Sunday, Jan 2 at 7:50 pm.
Everyone needs to be paid up to a total of $350.
That probably means you owe another $100.
Please bring a check with you made out to Wintersport.
Happy New Year and I hope to see you guys at the Wissy skates.

- Dean Kline

Posted by aetchells at 12:38 PM | Comments (0)

December 28, 2004

Kevin's Pads are In!

No more jokes about duct tape. Kevin's new pads are in. And he even forwarded a picture of them.
OK, maybe one more joke about duct tape.

Posted by aetchells at 11:21 AM | Comments (0)

December 08, 2004

Open Hockey at Simons Rink

Open Hockey again this Thursday at 9 PM @ Simons Rink.

Posted by aetchells at 11:44 AM | Comments (0)

December 04, 2004

Shamrocks Cancel, Ice Available

The Shamrocks pussed out on our game. We still
have the ice at 9:00pm at Wintersport. trying to get
the Melodybrooke/Wissy crew and a couple goalies for a
skate. bring some friends if you want.

Posted by aetchells at 07:07 PM | Comments (0)

November 23, 2004

Puffins are better than Penguins

die_penguin.gifScientific research has led many to the undeniable conclusion that Penguins do suck. But don't take my word for it, check out this fine Danish web site.

Posted by aetchells at 04:49 PM | Comments (0)

November 22, 2004

Donate to the Kevin Dowell Goalie Pads Fund

pads.jpgIt's always sad to see someone go without, especially during the Holiday Season. With this in mind the Philadelphia Rams are collecting money so goaltender Kevin Dowell can get new goalie pads. Kevin is a decent goalie but lets face it, his pads are struggling. Imagine a world where Kevin had new pads.
  • Kevin would no longer be embarrassed, begging for extra skate laces just to keep his pads on.
  • His wife would no longer go without floss because Kevin needed it stitch up the knees.
  • Dowell household duct tape would be used just for ducts.
  • Kevin might make a good pad save.
Click the Donate button below to donate to the Kevin Dowell Goalie Pads Fund. Only you can make it happen.

Posted by aetchells at 04:35 PM | Comments (0)

November 15, 2004

Rams & Friends Heading to Montreal

loonie.jpgThe Rams are planning on going to the CAN/AM Tournament in Montreal Quebec this April. The tournament runs the weekend of April 21-24.

  • $50 Player deposit holds your spot (due 12/15/04)

  • $345 Hockey, Hotel, Food (due in February)

  • $250 Airfare (just a guess)

  • $50 Jerseys (only if you need them)

All you'll need come tournament time is beer money!

  • 4 days, 3 nights hotel (double, save $25 with triple)
  • 3 games plus championship when we make it
  • All games at gorgeous 4 Glace in Pierrefonds
  • Gear stored at the rink
  • FREE shuttle from hotel to rink
  • Game video shown at rink with a FREE beer
  • One complimentary night out at top Montreal Restaurant
  • Two meals a day
  • Shootout/relay races
  • Player souvenir

So start saving your Loonies and let Dean know if you're interested. Ask your favorite Ram to see the promotional video or download the MPEG here (9.1MB)!

Posted by aetchells at 10:20 AM | Comments (0)

November 12, 2004

Rams Getting Raz’d for Sunday’s Contest

raz.jpgGlenside — In a sparsely attended news conference at Ludwigs Antiques in Glenside, Rams brass today announced a goalie change for Sunday’s 7:20 pm game against the Shamrocks.

Kevin Dowell, the usual protector of the twine, is out. In is Richard “Raz” Risley, a wiley veteran of the Wissahickon Hoagie Brothers Pick Up league in Chestnut Hill.

“Raz has a lot of spark, and he’s great in the room” said the Rams public relations director. “I just hope nobody calls him a tree hugger like Jenkins did.”

The Rams sit in third place in the eastern conference of the Wintersport Mens Cup A/B League. A win Sunday will push them 2 more points ahead of the shamrocks, and help them gain ground on the Penguins and Continentals. Rams face the Penguins Wednesday November 24th. The second of three meetings between the rivals who tied their first time around.

Posted by aetchells at 12:07 PM | Comments (0)

November 11, 2004

From the Front Office

Final Roster

Need photocopy IDs from Terry, Jamie, Morasco, Ryan, Rock.

Dues

Everyone should be at $250 except Colin and Terry. If you’re not, please bring your check to game Sunday. Bernie and Dean are trying to get a total count on how much our balance should be with the rink. The rink has not listed the checks that were mailed in individually. If you mailed your checks to the rink, please email Bernie and let him know how much you paid. We’ll compare our numbers with theirs.

Jerseys

It’s looking like $30-$35 for each. I think right now we only need white. But we should have both if we are planning to go to Montreal (more on that next week.) If you don’t want to or can’t buy a jersey, bring a plain white jersey and Bernie will slap some numbers on it for a few bucks.

An email is being sent. Please reply with your size and number.

Posted by aetchells at 03:25 PM | Comments (0)

October 21, 2004

Game Calendar Up to Date

The Rams 2003-04 complete schedule has been added to the site.
And for your further convenience here is a link to an iCal file that you can import into Microsoft Outlook, Apple iCal or any other modern calendar software. Download Rams iCalendar.

Posted by aetchells at 03:47 PM | Comments (0)

October 12, 2004

Wintersport Has Released Full Schedule

Full schedule released for Winter Season. Look for another post when the full schedule is available on the calendar.

Posted by aetchells at 04:47 PM

October 08, 2004

Next Two Games Announced

There’s a partial schedule posted on wintersport’s site. Our next two games:


  • Sat. Oct. 16 @ 5:20 vs. Pens

  • Sun. Oct. 24 @ 5:40 vs. Continentals.

Posted by aetchells at 05:02 PM

Dildo Celebration on Hold. Aldo to Play Sunday.

Glenside – In a strange twist of astronomical events Friday, the brother duo of Dildo and Aldo (known to some as Zdaldo) have found their Sunday plans changed back to the way they were before. It’s almost as if Superman is flying around the world counterclockwise.
It seems Mr. and Mrs. Aldo (The Maldo’s) changed the date of Dildo’s birth, thus nullifiying the celebration scheduled for Sunday. Rams fans rejoiced near the Glenside Train station as Aldo will be able to suit up for the tilt against the Zebras.

Posted by aetchells at 01:50 PM | Comments (0)

October 05, 2004

Money Due

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Don't forget to bring your second payment Sunday, $100. Otherwise you may be getting a visit from these guys.
And if you haven't already, please bring a copy of your driver's license.

Posted by aetchells at 12:22 PM

October 02, 2004

Rams vs. Penguins Today @ 5:20

Bring your photocopied driver's license if you haven't already.

Posted by aetchells at 10:18 AM

September 29, 2004

NOT GUILTY!

In the case of the United States of America versus Arthur Etchells the court finds the defendant not guilty.

Sweet freedom, it is mine.

Posted by aetchells at 11:03 AM | Comments (0)

Check out the Calendar

Never be in the dark when it comes to the next Rams game. Check out the schedule for the next game.

Posted by aetchells at 08:58 AM

September 28, 2004

About the Philadelphia Rams

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The Philadelphia Rams are a Philadelphia area based ice hockey team playing in an A League out of Wintersport Arena in Willow Grove, PA.

Posted by aetchells at 11:56 PM