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November 21, 2008
There Are People Who Live Over There
Halligan, fresh off a Murphy's 4-0 shutout Wednesday night, helped the Rams with a 6-5 win over the Continentals. Goat scored two and like Bruce Jenner (not Chase Utley) deserved to be on the box of Wheaties. The 4th period had to be broken up by the Police.
Next up is the Wheat Kings at 6:10 on Sunday, who by the way, beat the Bandits 12-4 last night. Are you in?
Posted by aetchells at November 21, 2008 09:19 AM
Comments
Sounds like a Wood Duck fourth....Can we have some details?
Posted by: Jenks at November 21, 2008 09:44 AM
Yeah, stop being such a dick tease Art. Give us more details on the 4th.
Posted by: Thirsty at November 21, 2008 10:42 AM
Hey, I just posted what Bernie gave me. I'm as much in the dark as you.
Posted by: Thor at November 21, 2008 10:46 AM
10:40 game...so you know, we got kicked out, were drinking in the lot....then the cops came and said, " you know there are people who liver right over there." We then scurried like 18 year olds drinking down at Bells Mill.
Posted by: fiyah at November 21, 2008 11:02 AM
You guys need more variety on your squad....you are too vanilla cup-cake. If that were the Pen's it would have been a much better story. If I may....
Cop: You know there are people who live right over there?
Berk #1: Over where I don't see anybody??? But I do smell bacon!! Ocifer are you eating a pork sandwich?
Cop: Excuse me son! Do you care to repeat that?
Berk #2: Dude!! Shut the fuck up! You are going to get me arrested again!
Wang: Heeyyy mannnn....don't move...you are a good shield....from the wind and the cop haha
Berk #1: Ahh, this guy ain't nothing...he is a suburb cop, that is not even a real cop, more like a flashlight cop
Cop: (on radio) Dispatch this is 26-4, I will need a patty wagon to transport approximately 8 males. Request another car also.
Hoagie: Sir!!! I am very sorry sir!! Please don't arrest me sir! My wife will kill me!! OH MY GOD SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cop: [BANG!] Holy shit that one was annoying
A-Train: Hello officer, I am Canadian so I don't have to follow the U.S. laws pertaining to driving while intoxicated so I'll be on my way eh.
Cop: Canadian??? I thought you were a gorilla? Put a shirt on and get the hell out of here!
Raido: 26-4 this is Montgomery County Dispatch, the requested back-up is responding to a hostage situation involving one B Klebanoff and some farm animals. Would you like us to contact a neighboring department for assistance?
Cop: negative dispatch....I'll manage
Cop: I hate my job...give me a beer
Berk #1: Can I shoot that?
Posted by: Anonymous at November 21, 2008 11:51 AM
You guys need more variety on your squad....you are too vanilla cup-cake. If that were the Pen's it would have been a much better story. If I may....
Cop: You know there are people who live right over there?
Berk #1: Over where I don't see anybody??? But I do smell bacon!! Ocifer are you eating a pork sandwich?
Cop: Excuse me son! Do you care to repeat that?
Berk #2: Dude!! Shut the fuck up! You are going to get me arrested again!
Wang: Heeyyy mannnn....don't move...you are a good shield....from the wind and the cop haha
Berk #1: Ahh, this guy ain't nothing...he is a suburb cop, that is not even a real cop, more like a flashlight cop
Cop: (on radio) Dispatch this is 26-4, I will need a patty wagon to transport approximately 8 males. Request another car also.
Hoagie: Sir!!! I am very sorry sir!! Please don't arrest me sir! My wife will kill me!! OH MY GOD SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Cop: [BANG!] Holy shit that one was annoying
A-Train: Hello officer, I am Canadian so I don't have to follow the U.S. laws pertaining to driving while intoxicated so I'll be on my way eh.
Cop: Canadian??? I thought you were a gorilla? Put a shirt on and get the hell out of here!
Raido: 26-4 this is Montgomery County Dispatch, the requested back-up is responding to a hostage situation involving one B Klebanoff and some farm animals. Would you like us to contact a neighboring department for assistance?
Cop: negative dispatch....I'll manage
Cop: I hate my job...give me a beer
Berk #1: Can I shoot that?
Posted by: Jenks at November 21, 2008 11:51 AM
Slow day at work Jenkins???
Posted by: Dr. Bumba at November 21, 2008 12:01 PM
More like busy as a one legged man in an ass kickin contest but I always have time to display my exaggerated story skills
Posted by: Jenks at November 21, 2008 12:04 PM
In. Sounds like a really "exciting" end to a really "exciting" evening.
Posted by: TS at November 21, 2008 12:44 PM
In
Posted by: Thirsty Goalie at November 21, 2008 02:18 PM
i smell bacon. jennks can i be in your next story.
Posted by: DG at November 21, 2008 05:42 PM
I know the unemployment rate is up but I didn't know you guys had that much time on your hands...
Posted by: toomuchtime at November 21, 2008 09:22 PM
in. and i call jeff carter.
Posted by: dk at November 22, 2008 09:34 PM
IN. 'mos, please bring skates.
Posted by: THOR at November 23, 2008 11:29 AM
in
Posted by: goat at November 23, 2008 12:07 PM
In with skates
Posted by: Amos at November 23, 2008 03:09 PM
in
Posted by: bake at November 23, 2008 03:29 PM
out ... sorry for the late notice
Posted by: shoup at November 23, 2008 05:24 PM