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August 15, 2007
Rams Season
From the desk of GM Jive Turkey.
The Championship Hangover is wearing off. So let's do it again.
Are you in?
For now, we're looking at Wintersport. Same deal as years past - 22 games. We'll need to be USA Hockey members again ($40) and the league will be around $350. Saturdays, Sundays, Tuesdays, Thursdays ... in my mind the best ice times for mens league in the area. although football fans have a hard time.
If guys have leads for sponsorships, work on it. we could use the loot. Who wants to be in charge of sponsorships? Arty? Bernie? Golin? a Three-headed monster?
We'll have the beef-n-beer, too, I imagine.
If Wintersport is turd for any reason (i.e. not enough teams) we'll move elsewhere. Skatezone Northeast has an A-league, and Icezone in Hatfield does. otherwise, it's getting a slot and inviting teams.
Tim Joyce is moving and it looks like Aldo is retiring. Although I'm not believing it. If he moves up to forward, the Z might take over. And Arty is on the DL. Bernie is skating some, but I'm not sure of a full return date (although team docs think it will be sooner than later).
New guys in the works are Bake, John, and Kierstan.
If you have any thoughts/concerns/ideas for this season, let me know.
I'm skating Thursday and hopefully Sunday. See you at Wissy.
Posted by aetchells at August 15, 2007 02:45 PM
Comments
In
Posted by: Thirsty Goalie at August 16, 2007 09:14 AM
In with a double chin
Posted by: RR at August 16, 2007 10:44 AM
In
Posted by: Dr. Bumba at August 16, 2007 10:50 AM
For the 4th Period.
Posted by: Dr. Bumba at August 16, 2007 11:01 AM
On the fence. Unless we can secure major sponsorship (ie - everyone skates for free !) I will only be a part timer.
I'm broke and having a 3rd child ... WTF ... need to have my brain examined.
Posted by: shoup at August 16, 2007 11:17 AM
In with a maxi-pad behind my shin.
Posted by: fiyah at August 16, 2007 11:34 AM
Shoup....forget the brain exam, what you need to do is pull out!
It could be worse, at least Eddie or Convey arn't the ones reproducing.
I mean...congratulations! One more and you'll have a pentalty-kill unit
Posted by: Jenks at August 16, 2007 12:26 PM
Werd.
Posted by: Kierstan at August 16, 2007 02:43 PM
Goat like to play with rams.
Posted by: G....oat at August 16, 2007 04:05 PM
Z to da 40 BD = R
really gold watch time Zdaldo? Plenty of decades to go
Posted by: kratz at August 16, 2007 07:03 PM
Jenks, pulling out is harder then you think, look at what happened to your mom and dad 30 years ago when Marcus Jenkins was conceived in a drunken, LSD, crack smoking stuper.
Posted by: Dick With Ears at August 16, 2007 10:33 PM
My mom doesn't drink!
Posted by: Jenks at August 17, 2007 09:06 AM
Out
Posted by: Heron at August 17, 2007 11:12 AM
Heron is a Penguin, GM Kline couldn't match the offer sheet from A-Train. The offer sheet included: better beer, more beer (because no one shows up), no required warm ups, and the ever so slightly chance that Eddie may open the locker room door.
Posted by: Page 2 at August 17, 2007 12:04 PM
hold on, we're not sure what eddy is opening the door with ...
Posted by: rams gm at August 17, 2007 03:34 PM
It resembles a baby's arm clutching an apple.
Posted by: Mrs. Cleary at August 17, 2007 04:24 PM
so wait, we traded Heron for Bumba?
Posted by: am i reading this correct? at August 17, 2007 05:45 PM
bumba is in for the 4th period.
heron is out because eddy hit him with an apple.
Posted by: nope at August 18, 2007 02:40 PM
bandits are in
Posted by: league rep at August 21, 2007 01:47 PM
Where's my boy going?
Posted by: Heron lover at August 22, 2007 11:43 AM
Bandits...he is also renouncing capitalism, embracing communism and practicing Judaism. Meaning when it is his turn to bring beer it will be crappy, he will demand good beer when some one else is buying and he sure-as-shit won't be paying the $40 to USA hockey to rebuild hotels in Nagano.
Posted by: Chris Berman at August 22, 2007 01:08 PM
Jenkins! Jenkins! Will you get back to work.
Posted by: Mr. Conybear at August 22, 2007 01:34 PM
Bandits are definitely in and have recruited 3 more new Russians.
Posted by: RR at August 22, 2007 02:30 PM
75% of the Zebras are in. Hopefully Jofa helmet asshole went with the 25%.
Posted by: Russian lover at August 22, 2007 03:52 PM
You know the league is desperate when people are excited about the Zebras being in the league.
Posted by: AP at August 22, 2007 03:57 PM
Joffa Helmet Asshole. I think everyone knows who that guy is. Perfect.
Posted by: *another great nickname at August 22, 2007 04:17 PM
Dean?
Posted by: I don't at August 22, 2007 05:53 PM
I hope it's not me ... cuz when i'm done with mexico, i'm coming back east and bringin the pain with high winds and rain.
Posted by: Weather Center at August 23, 2007 01:32 PM
Holy shit! Worst comment ever! You should be banned from this site, life, and within 50ft of a school.
Posted by: God at August 23, 2007 03:03 PM
I'm gonna take that comment behind the middle school and get it pegnant.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 23, 2007 05:32 PM
everyone gets a shot at dean w/ a tennis ball after sunday hockey.
Posted by: asses up at August 23, 2007 05:58 PM
no worries. booty hit me square in the franks and beans on thursday night.
Posted by: wounded turkey at August 27, 2007 07:13 PM
youz got two franks, damn
Posted by: frank and no beans at August 27, 2007 10:08 PM
now we just need Shoup to get hit in the nuts.
Posted by: fiyah at August 27, 2007 10:29 PM