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January 26, 2007
Rams Vs. Zebras: A Short(ened) Story
There it was, a small light contrasting the black sky like jive turkey on a Germantown sidewalk. And there, next to that light was the determined Kyle. Sitting in the offices of Yashin BackHair Pad Co., Kyle was sad-faced. For if his friend Amos had only worn the #3 SoulSweater Supreme, he wouldn't be nursing a possibly fractured scapula today. And the game wouldn't have been cut short following the rubarb that ensued after Amos was cross-checked into the boards by #13. And the rams could have won 10-3 instead of 5 to 3. But, "hey", Kyle said aloud. "Maybe I can sell a whole bunch of my Hairback Pads to the Rams now. And Bernfire can embroider them with real backhair stitching." Not all is lost. Well, the Zebras lost again, and that's always good.
Posted by aetchells at January 26, 2007 09:53 AM
Comments
Pinched nerve and a slight concussion for Amos. Says he'll be fine in a week.
Posted by: Dr. Thor at January 26, 2007 12:00 PM
That's not the diagnosis we got from Denny
Posted by: kd at January 26, 2007 12:55 PM
Good 4th.
Posted by: shoup at January 26, 2007 01:05 PM
I got a concussion from the 4th.
Posted by: goat at January 26, 2007 02:28 PM
Will Mr. Bunyan re-new his fond feelings for our friend #13?
The Zebras still suck with all those "ringers".
Posted by: RR at January 26, 2007 02:46 PM
i got a concussion in the 4th too Bill, and a colapsed lung in the 5th.
Posted by: bubble breakfast at January 26, 2007 03:15 PM
I suffered some tingling sensations in the fourth and a groin pull in the 5th.
I'll post the pics tonight. But as a teaser I'll say, we have the first month of our Rams calendar shot.
Posted by: Thor at January 26, 2007 04:07 PM
nice boys, #13 now has an even bigger target on his head.......f'er. wish i could've been there. so much for the ironman streak.........by the way is it my one week virus or does that distinguished gentleman in that picture look like a certain dr. friend of ours.....
Posted by: inFLUenzed winger at January 26, 2007 08:27 PM
just now recovered from 4th & 5th
Posted by: shoup at January 27, 2007 08:12 AM
#13 is a f'in dead man
Posted by: Buzzsaw Bunyan at January 27, 2007 02:54 PM
Hey Art, where are the rest of the pics?
Posted by: Still waiting at January 29, 2007 03:38 PM