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January 18, 2007

Rams lose and get angry with MadLib.

The (adjective) Continentals took advantage of the (adjective) Rams last night. Final score 4-2. Kratzer took a (noun) at the blueline, and missed the bus back to (place). Meanwhile (color) faced (noun) from the UP blew a (noun) and missed periods 2 and 3. He now needs to see a (person) about a (thing) being replaced on his Tuuk. Whatever that is.

It could have been worse, though, but the (expletive) centerman from (adjective) Ohio managed to supply 24 (noun) from (place) that (adverb) affected the need for (verb). Not sure how the (people) made out in the fourth period, but rest assured all (noun) were reserved for the (adjective) drunks.

Next game, Thursday. That's one (expletive) week from today.

Posted by aetchells at January 18, 2007 09:20 AM

Comments

HUH?

Posted by: RR at January 18, 2007 09:40 AM

Here's a hint, Meanwhile (color) faced (noun) from the UP blew a (noun)

The second noun is thankfully not "goat"

Posted by: Thor at January 18, 2007 10:06 AM

WTF??????

Posted by: Dr. Bumba at January 18, 2007 10:10 AM

I can't help but sub the word "fuckin!" for every one of the (). I think it may be more clear if ZDALDO wrote it.

Posted by: Jenks at January 18, 2007 10:34 AM

I still don't (explative) under (explative) stand.

Posted by: RR at January 18, 2007 12:15 PM

(expletive) you, you (expletive) (expletive)!!! - Bernie Gillespie

Posted by: kd at January 18, 2007 12:44 PM

you fill in the (words) and it makes a mad lib. so ...
Meanwhile (color) faced (noun) from the UP blew a (noun) and missed periods 2 and 3.

would read ... Meanwhile (red) faced (lagerhead) from the UP blew a (goat) and missed periods 2 and 3.

Translated: Denny broke his tuuk and missed the rest of the game.

Posted by: 2nd grade teacher at January 18, 2007 02:38 PM

for kratzer just insert "tripped backwards over the blue line allowing a 3 on 0 and goal on dowell"

Posted by: back to the minors at January 19, 2007 09:23 AM

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