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August 28, 2006
Some Random Bits Of Hockey Goodness
Just call him Captain Lidstrom
Nicklas Lidstrom will be the next captain of the Red Wings, replacing Steve Yzerman, the Free Press has learned.
But the team is holding off on a formal announcement, according to a person in the organization, to make a big splash before the season starts. Training camp opens Sept. 15 in Traverse City.
Don't expect Brian Leetch to sign with the Oilers
If Leetch isn't signed by training camp, him to announce his retirement.
Help Wanted: NHL Chief Marketing Officer
The NHL may be without an official CMO this season as Michael LaBroad, who this past February became the first person to hold that title with the league, will not return for the 2006-07 campaign.
According to a league official familiar with the situation, LaBroad recently decided against relocating his family to New York from the Midwest. LaBroad had been living in a hotel since February while looking for a permanent residence.
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August 25, 2006
Valentina Zeliaeva
Whatever jersey we choose, we should definitely have Valentina model it.
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2006 Light Jerseys
We're looking at ordering light colored jerseys this season to go along with our totally awesome, but too seldom worn maroon sweaters.
We were thinking about maybe a gray jersey instead of the traditional white.
We are looking to order these jerseys within a week or so, so comment or be left out in the cold.
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So What Do You Guys Talk About
So, a couple of the wives wonder... what do you guys talk about till 2 am on Thursday nights/Friday mornings. well, Schmidt's Gay beer commercials came up last night. And The Goat's Bro got so excited he extended the conversation to how he and the Goat used to have dancing contests in their basement. While the crack staff at Philadelphiarams.com couldn't find footage of the Schmidt's Gay beer commercials from SNL, one faithful viewer dug this out of his Goat Family films. Enjoy.
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August 23, 2006
Fall For Drinking!
Whether the traditional Oktoberfests, or other regional beer fests, Fall is definitely a high point in beer drinking fun.
This Saturday at Stoudt's Brewery in Adamstown you'll find their second beer celebration of the summer. There are two sessions and twelve brewers on tap.
In September things really heat up as on the 10th, the 2nd Annual Jenkintown Brew Fest is held. After being a rousing success last year, it's back and bigger.
September 17th brings Sippin By The River to Penn's Landing. Always a good time and benefits Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America.
Then on the 23rd Ludwig's Garten hosts their always awesome Oktoberfest out on Sansom Street. Lots of great beer, pigs on spits, and live music.
In October head to the mushroom capital of the world, Kennett Square for their 9th Annual Kennett Brew Fest. And it's a big one, 38 confirmed breweries so far!
Not to be outdone, Newtown is getting into the act with their first beer tasting, live blues, food and fun on Saturday, October 21st. They promise over 30 breweries, brewpubs, and beer importers will be present.
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Last Sunday Skate Before Labor Day
This is our last Sunday skate before the Labor Day skate.
There will be ribs by Chef Dan Gunning on the Barbecue.
We need a good turnout to make up for our weak Summer skates this year. And we need a head count to determine how much food is needed.
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Former NHL Agent Arrested
Ex-NHL agent arrested on sex charges
David Frost, the former NHL agent who was once the target of a foiled U.S. murder-for-hire plot hatched by one of his star players, woke up this morning in jail on charges that he sexually exploited four boys and three girls, aged 14 to 16, across a six-year period ending in 2001.
The disgraced coach and mentor-turned-NHL-agent for onetime big leaguers like Mike Danton and Sheldon Keefe, laughed off the allegations in 2004 when the Ottawa Citizen first reported news about the sex exploitation probe.
Bergeron gets bundle from Bruins
The Boston Bruins re-signed standout forward Patrice Bergeron to a five-year, $23.75-million US contract on Tuesday.
Now that Hall of Famer Mario Lemieux has retired again, the Pittsburgh Penguins are moving on behind another big star.
General manager Ray Shero and coach Michel Therrien must decide whether 19-year-old Sidney Crosby - the team's best player and the face of the franchise - should wear the "C" as the team captain at the Oct. 5 opener against Philadelphia.
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August 22, 2006
Wow, That's Ridiculous
I apologize for not having posting any pictures of hot women for awhile. There's just too many disgusting pictures of Lindsay Lohan out there to risk looking for hot babes.
But Jessica Biel comes to the rescue.
Some more pictures of Jessica.
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Gagne On The Block?
The stalled contract talks between Philadelphia Flyers GM Bob Clarke and the agent for center Simon Gagne has given rise to speculation Clarke may attempt to trade rather than re-sign Gagne.
Kings retiring Robitaille's No. 20
Sure he was good, but retired number good?
Evgeni Malkin skated again with several NHL players Monday at the Los Angeles Kings' practice rink, and his agent said he was optimistic the 20-year-old hockey star will soon become a member of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
"This is why we're here," Pat Brisson said. "We're going to do everything in our power to help him reach his goal -- to be playing with the Penguins on opening night."
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August 19, 2006
Gear Zone Blowout Sale in Warminster!
The Gear Zone's second inventory sale of the summer is taking place on Saturday, August 26th from 9am-5pm at Face-Off Circle in Warminster, PA. Save up to 75% off all items! Get your entire hockey and skating needs filled at the Gear Zone, our full-service pro shop. The Gear Zone offers all major hockey and skating brands, exclusive Flyers and Phantoms merchandise, and low prices. It's located at all Flyers Skate Zone facilities as well as Warminster, PA and Vineland, NJ.
For additional information please call 215-672-5450.
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August 18, 2006
Jagermeister Memory Replacement Kit
Don't remember the spring league tourney? you will now. Thanks to the Senior Rememberist at Jager Labs, Dr. Earnest Von Booty.
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August 17, 2006
Booty Party
Fellas,
I'll be having my 3rd Annual Labor Day Party on Sunday, September 3rd. This year will feature the first ever Kensington Horseshoes Tournament. If you want to participate in the tournament, you must get there by 3:00 PM. This is because we do not want to be playing the championship in the dark. Tournament cost will be $5 per person. Teams will be picked out of a hat at 3:30 when everyone is there. The winners will receive an undisclosed amount of CASH. The amount will be determined by how participants we have. All party donations of food and drink will be accepted. If you guys know whether you can or cannot make it, give me a heads up so I know how much beer to get. The address is:
437 Cedar Street
Lansdale, PA
19446
Let me know if you need directions. Wives, girlfriends and significant "others" (Andre and Brnich) are all welcome. Feel free to forward this to anyone I missed.
love always,
Booty
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Mo Money, Mo Money, Mo Money
From the desk of the Jive Turkey:
Gents, our first $100 is due 8/25. that's next week!!!
I'll be at wissy tonight if anybody has their check. Make it payable to Philadelphia Rams. Payment 2 ($200) is due in 3 weeks. If you can, just pay $300 now, then you'll be off the hook till 11/1.
- First payment 8/25 = $100
- Second payment due 9/18 = $200
- Third payment due 11/1 = $115
- Last payment due 12/1 = variable but no more than $20
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August 16, 2006
Malkin Resigns
Still-hidden Malkin files resignation letter with Russian team
Evgeni Malkin has filed a letter of resignation with his Russian Super League team, a procedural move necessary for the star forward to sign with the Pittsburgh Penguins and begin his NHL career.
Malkin remained hidden Wednesday, four days after abruptly leaving the Metallurg Magnitogorsk team on Saturday after it arrived for training camp in Helsinki, Finland.
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Screw Malkin, Where's Denny
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Tee Up For Tatas
Carter passes this along. Tee Up For Tatas. A golf tournament that benefits the Susan G. Korman Cancer Foundation.
They're in need of a couple more foursomes.
Friday, August 25th, 2006
Twining Valley Golf Course
www.twiningvalley.com
1 pm Shotgun Scramble
$100.00 / Person
Hot Dogs and Sodas at the turn
BBQ, Beer and Wine at conclusion of the Tournament
Prizes for Overall Score, Closest to the Pin and Best/worst Outfit
Please complete form & return with your payment to:
Mary Linn Menegon
PO BOX 3055
Maple Glen, PA 19002
If you have any questions, please call Mary Linn Menegon 610-291-6918,
Steph Fisher 215-272-1743, Michelle Lynch 856-220-0099 or Jess Hartman at 215-802-9063.
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Nolan A Coyote
Veteran forward Owen Nolan has agreed to terms on a one-year deal with the Phoenix Coyotes.
Former Buffalo Sabres winger J.P. Dumont continues to shop around for a new team.
Dumont would prefer to sign with the Montreal Canadiens, and while his agent confirmed the club contacted him over the weekend, they've yet to offer up a contract.
The Detroit Red Wings are shopping around for an experience scoring winger, but GM Ken Holland late last week dismissed reports of his interest in the winger, saying he isn't prepared to pay Dumont's asking price.
Where's Malkin?
No new news.
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August 14, 2006
New Scoreboard For Wachovia Center
Wachovia Center to Add New High-Tech Scoreboard
The new state-of-the-art scoreboard and light emitting diode (LED) signage system will create incredible visual displays for all sporting events and attractions at the 10-year-old, 21,000-seat multi-purpose sports and entertainment facility.
More importantly the scoreboards will create additional opportunities for the Flyers to sell advertising. Lots and lots more advertising. Woo.
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Sami, A Defenseman?
Hitchcock told The Inquirer this week that he would try Sami Kapanen on defense in training camp. Kapanen would bring speed and puck-moving ability with Joni Pitkanenand Freddy Meyer.
That would be interesting.
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Malkin AWOL
Evgeni Malkin, the Pittsburgh Penguins No. 1 pick in 2004, has disappeared days after agreeing to a new deal with his Russian club, local media reported on Saturday.
A source with Russian club Metallurg Magnitogorsk told Russian news agency Itar-Tass that Malkin has fled from the team's training camp in Finland.
"Malkin secretly left the club, taking his belongings and his passport," the source said.
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Appearing At A Laundry Room Near You
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August 12, 2006
Be Prepared
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.
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August 11, 2006
This Week's Sign Of The Apacolypse
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August 10, 2006
Hot News
political discussions have been banned from tonight's
skate. So please do not comment on this photo.
Wang and Dowell are in the pipes.
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Biggest Deal Ever
It was August 9th, 1988 and Wayne Gretzky was traded by the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings. Who were the other players involved?
Posted by aetchells at 12:54 PM | Comments (1)
Feel Free To Name Drop
City Paper: Top 5 Philly Food Blogs
Number One: Foobooz
Foobooz (food plus booze—get it?) is only four months old, but it's already making headway as one of Philadelphia's most notable food sites. The one-man show is run by Arthur Etchells, who caught the blog bug while compiling lists of good drink specials for his hockey buddies. Now it's an invaluable resource for budget barhounds and event-seeking foodies alike. Favorite Eats: Amada, Royal Tavern.
Hockey buddies. That's you guys! See I didn't forget the little people.
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August 09, 2006
Sabres Walk Away From Dumont
The Buffalo Sabres have decided not to accept the one-year, $2.9 million arbitration award for winger JP Dumont, making him an unrestricted free agent.
It's been rumored the Sabres were trying to shop Dumont, perhaps in a package deal with goalie Martin Biron, but this move makes clear there was probably no deal to be had, or at least, not one that would've made sense to the Sabres.
Flyers D Desjardins set to retire
Flyers defenseman Eric Desjardins, the second-highest scoring defenseman in team history, will retire this week, a team spokesman said Wednesday.
Flyers spokesman Zack Hill said Desjardins was going to make an official announcement Thursday.
Sinden resigns after 17 years as Bruins president
Harry Sinden, president of the Boston Bruins for the last 17 of his more than 40 years with the team, resigned Wednesday to become an adviser to club owner Jeremy Jacobs.
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Z 2 NYT 4 Mangosteen
Here's one for Z-daldo.
Forbidden? Not the Mangosteen
Perched on a dizzyingly steep slope, in a lush landscape dotted with waterfalls and tall bamboo, Ian Crown celebrated the vindication of what he called his madness in a patch in the jungle. He rustled through the thick, glossy leaves of a nine-foot-tall tree, plucked a reddish-purple orb, cut around its equator, twisted off a hemisphere of thick rind, and popped a few delicate, snow-white segments into his mouth.
“I’ve waited so long for this moment,” he said in July, savoring the floral, sweet-tart flavor of one of the most delicious of fruits, and certainly the most hyped: the mangosteen.
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August 08, 2006
Malkin Still Wants To Play In NHL Now
Malkin wants to play in NHL now
Evgeni Malkin still wants to play for the Pittsburgh Penguins as soon as possible, his agent said Monday, even though Malkin's Russian team announced the star forward has renegotiated his contract and plans to stay out of the NHL for another season.
Russian super league team Metallurg Magnitogorsk posted a story Monday on its Web site that Malkin met late into Sunday night with team officials and had reworked a three-year contract into a one-year deal that would allow him to become a free agent in 2007.
However, Malkin's agent, JP Barry, told The Associated Press in a telephone interview that Malkin told him he wants to play in the NHL this season. Malkin also has been quoted in Russia as saying he wants to play in Pittsburgh soon.
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August 07, 2006
Bachelor Party
The erstwhile Corey is looking for some help regarding planning a bachelor's party for August 19th. Where to go to see some boobies. He's leaning towards fully nude and bring your own, that's alcohol, not girls.
He's also looking for recommendations for chauffeur service for 12-15 guys.
Post any suggestions in the comments.
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Spector On Flyers Deal
Spector on Calder-for Handzus deal
This deal could work out for both clubs but for now give the early edge to the Flyers, as Calder's speed and ability to play all three forward positions makes him a valuable addition to Philadelphia's forward lines.
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Pens Will Not Get Malkin This Year
Penguins will have to keep waiting for '04 top pick
Russian teenager Evgeni Malkin will not play in the National Hockey League this season after agreeing to a new contract with Metallurg Magnitogorsk.
The Pittsburgh Penguins re-signed young goalie Marc-Andre Fleury to a two-year deal, the NHL team said Saturday.
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August 05, 2006
Flyers Get Calder
FLYERS ACQUIRE LEFT WING KYLE CALDER FROM CHICAGO
The Philadelphia Flyers announced today that they have acquired 5’11”, 180-pound left wing Kyle Calder from the Chicago Blackhawks in exchange for Michal Handzus, according to club General Manager Bob Clarke.
“Our greatest depth is at center ice,” said Clarke in making the announcement. “Calder is a player who we have coveted for a long time. He can score; he can kill penalties; he can play on any of our top three lines.
Calder, 27, recorded 26 goals and 33 assists for 59 points and 52 penalty minutes in 79 regular season games for Chicago during the 2005-06 season. He led the Blackhawks in goals, assists, points and game-winning goals (6) last season. His 26 goals and 59 points were new career highs for a single season.
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August 04, 2006
Money, Money, Money
From the desk of the Jive Turkey:
OK boys, i got the information from the rink today. They have an aggressive payment schedule, that if we can meet it, we will get up to $1000 in discounts.
Full-Timers Pay:
- First payment 8/25 = $100
- Second payment due 9/18 = $200
- Third payment due 11/1 = $115
- Last payment due 12/1 = variable but no more than $20
MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO PHILADELPHIA RAMS (Bernie and I are opening an account).
SEND THEM TO:
Dean Kline
6365 McCallum Street
Philadelphia Pa 19144
Cash and money orders are also cool. Chickens, calves, sheep are not currency.
Between Bernie and I, we'll also be at Wissy Thursdays and Sundays for payment.
I'm giving you the raw numbers. this is the most we will have to pay. we're working on money from Bigheads, and the beef and beer at Wissy. We have to be really diligent about getting friends and family to the b&b, we could save an additional $50 a guy.
Full-timers after the jump.
This is based on 15 full timers:
dean
bernie
billy
rob
golin
snappy
amos burns
colin
aldo
artie
carter
shoup
tim joyce
Codaire
Kevin
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Dorney Out As Color Man
Dornhoefer Named Flyers Ambassador of Hockey
After 12 seasons as a color analyst for the Philadelphia Flyers, Gary Dornhoefer is retiring from broadcasting to become a Flyers Ambassador of Hockey. Dorhoefer will join former Flyers Bob “The Hound” Kelly and Bernie Parent as a community representative for the organization. Periodically, Dornhoefer will appear as a studio analyst for Comcast SportsNet.
UPDATE: Not only is Dorney gone from the booth, but so is Steve Coates. Keith Jones is in and Jim Jackson remains the play-by-play guy.
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Friday Update
Ex-trooper pleads guilty to gambling charges
A former New Jersey state trooper has pleaded guilty to charges that he helped run a sports gambling ring that allegedly included former hockey star Rick Tocchet.
Sabres accept Briere arbitration, quelling split talk
The Buffalo Sabres agreed Thursday to accept the $5 million contract Daniel Briere was awarded in salary arbitration, ending any speculation that the team was prepared to part with its co-captain.
No. 3 overall pick Toews to return to North Dakota
Jonathan Toews, the No. 3 pick in the NHL draft, will return to the University of North Dakota for his sophomore season instead of joining the Chicago Blackhawks.
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August 02, 2006
Hall More Stingy Than Dowell's 5-Hole
East Falls - In a campus building where Frank Sinatra once wed Greta Garbo, Philadelphia University spokesperson Amanda Huginkiss danced around a very pressing matter Wednesday ...
"Why was Kevin 'The Stopper' Dowell skipped over for induction into the Philadelphia University Hall of fame?
Protesters outside say Dowell, one of the No Back Check League's all-time greatest, deserves to be honored.
After all, who the h-e-double hockey stick are the new members ... Kixx all-star Pat Morris; golfer George Forster; basketball's Eugene Haith; and Karen Wusinich, who lettered in basketball and tennis.
"What? Who? Please? I bet none of them ever played in a championship series at 11:00 am, and walked home (or
somewhere near it) at 3:00 pm blind from Jaeger!," said the "Please let Kevin In" Committee President, Chris Golin. Golin has been lobbying the PU's athletic director for years.
"Kevin is a good guy. He drinks, hangs out, even brings his own seat on Sunday mornings. I can't think of a better alumn to get this honor. and again, he's denied."
Before leaving, Golin said his crew would honor Kevin's goaltending achievements their own way. By playing a game of Kick the Labatt Blue Can. Boys vs.Girls. Later, they planned a pig pile to see if they could bloody Kevin's head again.
"There's always next year. Oh crap, i'm gonna get tagged i better run," Golin said as he booked through the parking lot and down to McMichael park, where base is.
There's always next year.
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Tocchet Not Out Of Woods
Trooper expected to aid state against Tocchet
The gambling case against former NHL star Rick Tocchet could take a significant step forward Thursday when a New Jersey state trooper accused of running a multimillion-dollar sports betting operation with Tocchet is expected to plead guilty.
The attorney for one of the men involved with the case said he anticipates James Harney, an eight-year veteran of the State Police, will cooperate with the state in its case against Tocchet and, possibly, James Ulmer as part of a plea agreement. Edwin Jacobs Jr., the attorney representing Ulmer, also told ESPN.com on Wednesday that Harney's plea agreement has been anticipated for some time.
Russian hockey nixes transfer deal with NHL
Russia will not sign a transfer agreement with the National Hockey League just weeks after ratifying the deal, the country's ice hockey chief said on Wednesday.
Vladislav Tretyak, president of the Russian Ice Hockey Federation (RIHF), said the proposed agreement was not in the best interest of Russian clubs.
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Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall?
Stay cool. How about we all take over a locker room at Wissy and pour back some cold ones tonight?
It's freaking hot.
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August 01, 2006
Blackhawks Sign Four, Print Cup Tickets
Blackhawks ink Vandermeer, 3 others
Chicago Blackhawks general manager Dale Tallon had an active Tuesday, locking up four players to new contracts.
Defenceman Jim Vandermeer, forward Craig MacDonald, winger Brandon Bochenski and right-winger Matt Keith each signed one-year deals with the club.
Report: Tocchet update expected soon
An NHL source expects officials in New Jersey to announce whether or not they are going to indict Phoenix Coyotes associate coach Rick Tocchet within the next few weeks, according to The Arizona Republic.
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Davis Jones, Patriot, Canes Fan
Fan unapologetic for pulling Canes jerseys off statues
A local resident, unapologetic about his actions, rebuked the North Carolina Historical Commission for not being more upset when state monuments were garbed in Carolina Hurricanes jerseys.
"Do you think Andrew Jackson, sitting majestically on his horse while wearing a Hurricanes jersey was awe-inspiring and thought-provoking?" Davis Jones told the commission. "No, it was a distraction and derailed the purpose of the monument to both educate and honor."
Jones, 49, was issued a citation for injuring the personal property of the state on May 24, when he removed the jerseys from the Union Square monuments. The statues were decorated for the Hurricanes' playoff run.
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