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March 09, 2006
Stick Bag Controversy
CHICAGO - Stick bag creates controversy at Philadelphia International Airport. Lagerhead Defenseman Al Donato tried to pull a fast one on Airport security, checking three bags. The protests that a stick bag shouldn't count because it's really really gay didn't sway the Federales and Aldo was forced to dump his hockey sticks with his wife. So look for Aldo to be sporting some new lumber as the tournament commences tomorrow. Perhaps he can get some of Jagr's illegal ones.
Also of note, there's a rumor that the San Diego team is comprised of really good Eastern Europeans.
Posted by aetchells at March 9, 2006 08:01 PM
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Posted by: Anonymous at March 10, 2006 10:34 AM
1st lagerhead can/am victory!! game 1: lagerheads 2, st. paul, minnesota blues 1. denny-6pims, colin-2 pims.
Posted by: lagerhead.20 at March 10, 2006 05:58 PM
nice job boys! i'm looking to see if i can see the game on on-demand.
Posted by: dk at March 10, 2006 07:39 PM
A lagerhead victory! Nice. Beer tastes better after a win.
Posted by: thegoatsbro at March 11, 2006 02:53 PM
denny tradin' punches in the box again?
Posted by: raz at March 12, 2006 12:46 AM
lagerheads take the bronze medal with a 5-3 victory over minnesota. after a hungover loss 2 a lesser skilled detroit squad & a spirited 3-2 loss with an empty net to a highly skilled cali squad, the beer tastes better on sunday!
Posted by: lagerhead.20 at March 12, 2006 02:39 PM
I can't feel my legs, and all I want is another beer. Wear that medal with pride! Anyone else get a sweet rash?
Posted by: red rocket at March 13, 2006 11:51 AM