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January 25, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris Facts
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Some of the top facts about noted badass Chuck Norris:
  • Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
  • If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Posted by aetchells at January 25, 2006 12:55 PM

Comments

Chuck Norris would kick all you motherfuckers asses but Chuck Norris is kind to gerbals.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 25, 2006 01:29 PM

Chuck Norris is so tough, he clogs the toilet when he pees

Posted by: FartBoxHeaven at January 25, 2006 10:27 PM