You probably think I’m writing to tell you to get off your knees and stop blowing the game. I’m not. I wanted to say thank you for not finding a way to ruin Kierstan’s goal, the Rams only goal in their 5-1 series ending loss to the Thunder. Yes, it’s not your fault we could only score 1 goal, but it is your fault that you’re ugly. And, before I forget, please go suck some hairy golf balls.
— Reg Dunlap