“I’m ready to order” said the man to the waitress Sunday night. “And what would you like?,” she replied. “Oh, back and forth hockey,” he said. “But this time let the Rams win 5-3. And give me a serious dose of spray deodorant and a slew of shower jokes at the end.”
“Done,” she replied. “That’s called the Yahsin.”
Rams vs. Bandits in a statistically meaningless game Tuesday night at 9. While the Rams could tie the Bandits with 14 points on the season, the Bandits win the tiebreaker for Goals For. At least that’s what the man who talks to his waitress about such things thinks.