Stick Bag Controversy

CHICAGO – Stick bag creates controversy at Philadelphia International Airport. Lagerhead Defenseman Al Donato tried to pull a fast one on Airport security, checking three bags. The protests that a stick bag shouldn’t count because it’s really really gay didn’t sway the Federales and Aldo was forced to dump his hockey sticks with his wife. So look for Aldo to be sporting some new lumber as the tournament commences tomorrow. Perhaps he can get some of Jagr’s illegal ones.
Also of note, there’s a rumor that the San Diego team is comprised of really good Eastern Europeans.

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