Crack Found, Gillespie in Custody

gillespie.jpgPhiladelphia Airport – Financially troubled wingnuts USAIRWAYS was under the microscope again yesterday in Philadelphia when a dangerous crack was discovered on a DC 9 Bound for Montreal, Canada. Authorities are being tight-lipped because of national security concerns, but one source reports local musician and mens-league hockey star Bernie “F that Fn F” Gillespie is being held by the FBI.

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